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Would you consider yourself clever enough to go on Only Connect?
I really wanna go on it but I'm a little bit thick. I maybe get one or two questions right in the main body of the quiz but I do alright on the connecting wall.
Missing vowels round I smash out the fucking park tho, rarely get stumped on those bad boys.
And let's be honest, Victoria Coren-Mitchells knockers are spectacular |
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over a year ago
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"I'm good at The Chase 
I'd give that a go but prefer pointless "
I have also correctly guessed a Countdown conundrum before the contestants.
But only once. |
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over a year ago
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I am educated, but that doesn't always equate to clever
My general knowledge is good, but not fantastic. I am better at things like geography, geology &
history than I am at sport or music or science
I'm good with numbers, I'm good with people, I'm good at operational management, but I'm not a visionary or a strategist
I wish, however, that I possessed a trade or a manual skill
I am clueless at things like that
I am lucky in that I have met people who have enriched my thinking, altered my perspectives, opened me up to areas in which I never thought I'd have an interest
Some of them lurk in these forums right here x |
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"I am educated, but that doesn't always equate to clever
My general knowledge is good, but not fantastic. I am better at things like geography, geology &
history than I am at sport or music or science
I'm good with numbers, I'm good with people, I'm good at operational management, but I'm not a visionary or a strategist
I wish, however, that I possessed a trade or a manual skill
I am clueless at things like that
I am lucky in that I have met people who have enriched my thinking, altered my perspectives, opened me up to areas in which I never thought I'd have an interest
Some of them lurk in these forums right here x"
I am shit at Only Connect
... and reading OP's fully  |
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"I can get a handful of questions on University Challenge! Never watched only connect. "
Oh fuck University Challenge. I'd have zero chance!
Only Connect has totally random stuff too, that's the only ones I can manage  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was well proud of myself last night getting the next in the sequence right.
Can you get it?
IBTW (size)
Y (colour)
PD (design)
What's next?
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B (clothing item) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m a smart arse.
But then I can be a thick twat.
I do pretty well at the only connect, get four in a row regularly.
Please could people not be crass about the amazing VCM, we’re quite close in my head and she doesn’t like people undressing her with their thoughts. |
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over a year ago
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"I was well proud of myself last night getting the next in the sequence right.
Can you get it?
IBTW (size)
Y (colour)
PD (design)
What's next?
B (clothing item)
Yes!!! "
Smart arse  |
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"I’m a smart arse.
But then I can be a thick twat.
I do pretty well at the only connect, get four in a row regularly.
Please could people not be crass about the amazing VCM, we’re quite close in my head and she doesn’t like people undressing her with their thoughts."
See, we should do a team! You get the 4 in a rows and I'll annihilate the missing vowels. H can look pretty.
Then afterwards all 3 of us could show our appreciation to VCM  |
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over a year ago
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"I was well proud of myself last night getting the next in the sequence right.
Can you get it?
IBTW (size)
Y (colour)
PD (design)
What's next?
B (clothing item)
Yes!!!
Smart arse "
I'm a smart arse yet I still can't work this out! |
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"I was well proud of myself last night getting the next in the sequence right.
Can you get it?
IBTW (size)
Y (colour)
PD (design)
What's next?
B (clothing item)
Yes!!!
Smart arse
I'm a smart arse yet I still can't work this out! "
She wore an..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was well proud of myself last night getting the next in the sequence right.
Can you get it?
IBTW (size)
Y (colour)
PD (design)
What's next?
B (clothing item)
Yes!!!
Smart arse
I'm a smart arse yet I still can't work this out! "
Think song |
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I think I'm a smart arse but facetious cuntishness rather than actual intellect.
I can answer 0.0002 of the questions on University Challenge. I get about half of that number correct... on occasion.
Only Connect flummoxes me but I watch because I can't be bothered to change the channel and for VCM. She is beautiful and sexy but it's not her tits (all tits are sexy..duh) more her face, voice, brain, personality, etc.
Plus she is shit hot at poker.
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over a year ago
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"I was well proud of myself last night getting the next in the sequence right.
Can you get it?
IBTW (size)
Y (colour)
PD (design)
What's next?
B (clothing item)
Yes!!!
Smart arse
I'm a smart arse yet I still can't work this out!
She wore an....."
Beautiful |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m a smart arse.
But then I can be a thick twat.
I do pretty well at the only connect, get four in a row regularly.
Please could people not be crass about the amazing VCM, we’re quite close in my head and she doesn’t like people undressing her with their thoughts.
See, we should do a team! You get the 4 in a rows and I'll annihilate the missing vowels. H can look pretty.
Then afterwards all 3 of us could show our appreciation to VCM "
H is the music round specialist.
It has all the makings of a beautiful team. |
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"I’m a smart arse.
But then I can be a thick twat.
I do pretty well at the only connect, get four in a row regularly.
Please could people not be crass about the amazing VCM, we’re quite close in my head and she doesn’t like people undressing her with their thoughts.
See, we should do a team! You get the 4 in a rows and I'll annihilate the missing vowels. H can look pretty.
Then afterwards all 3 of us could show our appreciation to VCM
H is the music round specialist.
It has all the makings of a beautiful team."
Woooohoooooo! |
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"I think I'm a smart arse but facetious cuntishness rather than actual intellect.
I can answer 0.0002 of the questions on University Challenge. I get about half of that number correct... on occasion.
Only Connect flummoxes me but I watch because I can't be bothered to change the channel and for VCM. She is beautiful and sexy but it's not her tits (all tits are sexy..duh) more her face, voice, brain, personality, etc.
Plus she is shit hot at poker. "
This, all of it, particularly the cuntishness part  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As a smart arse is an irritating person who acts as IF they know everything ......... and not a person who can answer quiz questions maybe you should re think your answer.......
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No I was using your definition when I answered |
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"As a smart arse is an irritating person who acts as IF they know everything ......... and not a person who can answer quiz questions maybe you should re think your answer.......
No I was using your definition when I answered"
I'll re peek n read. |
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"As a smart arse is an irritating person who acts as IF they know everything ......... and not a person who can answer quiz questions maybe you should re think your answer.......
No I was using your definition when I answered
I'll re peek n read."
No need to peek. You must know how irritating I am by now |
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"As a smart arse is an irritating person who acts as IF they know everything ......... and not a person who can answer quiz questions maybe you should re think your answer.......
No I was using your definition when I answered
I'll re peek n read.
No need to peek. You must know how irritating I am by now "
Nope. Can't say i've ever seen you being an irritant. |
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"As a smart arse is an irritating person who acts as IF they know everything ......... and not a person who can answer quiz questions maybe you should re think your answer.......
No I was using your definition when I answered
I'll re peek n read.
No need to peek. You must know how irritating I am by now
Nope. Can't say i've ever seen you being an irritant."
now you’re being ironic |
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"As a smart arse is an irritating person who acts as IF they know everything ......... and not a person who can answer quiz questions maybe you should re think your answer.......
No I was using your definition when I answered
I'll re peek n read.
No need to peek. You must know how irritating I am by now
Nope. Can't say i've ever seen you being an irritant. now you’re being ironic "
You just know Granny has a notebook with names noted and profanities next to them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"As a smart arse is an irritating person who acts as IF they know everything ......... and not a person who can answer quiz questions maybe you should re think your answer.......
No I was using your definition when I answered
I'll re peek n read.
No need to peek. You must know how irritating I am by now
Nope. Can't say i've ever seen you being an irritant. now you’re being ironic
You just know Granny has a notebook with names noted and profanities next to them. "
Fuck yes |
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"Would you consider yourself clever enough to go on Only Connect?
I really wanna go on it but I'm a little bit thick. I maybe get one or two questions right in the main body of the quiz but I do alright on the connecting wall.
Missing vowels round I smash out the fucking park tho, rarely get stumped on those bad boys.
And let's be honest, Victoria Coren-Mitchells knockers are spectacular "
I’m starting to get the hang of Only Connect now. There are still plenty of WTF answers around but I did get something like 19 points a few weeks ago |
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"Would you consider yourself clever enough to go on Only Connect?
I really wanna go on it but I'm a little bit thick. I maybe get one or two questions right in the main body of the quiz but I do alright on the connecting wall.
Missing vowels round I smash out the fucking park tho, rarely get stumped on those bad boys.
And let's be honest, Victoria Coren-Mitchells knockers are spectacular
I’m starting to get the hang of Only Connect now. There are still plenty of WTF answers around but I did get something like 19 points a few weeks ago "
On your license maybes.... |
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over a year ago
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"Oooooo I got another one!
Peduncle
Bunch
Hand
What's next and why?
Banana
Banana cake.
You know that's not allowed...... you little bucket of bother. "
Shoe-horning cake in on the forums is so allowed. |
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over a year ago
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"OK picture round.
1. Joseph Wiseman
2. Sign on the front of the ladies toilet
3. Joseph Wiseman
What's the next picture?
4. Cry "
Confession: I google image searched Joesph Wiseman. Figured that's allowed in a picture round. |
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"OK picture round.
1. Joseph Wiseman
2. Sign on the front of the ladies toilet
3. Joseph Wiseman
What's the next picture?
4. Cry
Confession: I google image searched Joesph Wiseman. Figured that's allowed in a picture round. "
Of course |
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"Unmarried woman (written in red)
Senior academic (written in purple)
High ranking military member (written in yellowish)
Member of the clergy (written in green)
What's the connection?"
Cluedo |
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"Unmarried woman (written in red)
Senior academic (written in purple)
High ranking military member (written in yellowish)
Member of the clergy (written in green)
What's the connection?"
I'm not sure there's too much purple emanating from me.......
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"Unmarried woman (written in red)
Senior academic (written in purple)
High ranking military member (written in yellowish)
Member of the clergy (written in green)
What's the connection?"
Cluedo |
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"Unmarried woman (written in red)
Senior academic (written in purple)
High ranking military member (written in yellowish)
Member of the clergy (written in green)
What's the connection?
Cluedo"
Correct  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Only connect is like the Einstein or quiz shows! I am not at that level I don’t even know all the little icons for choosing your question!
I’d purely go on there and embarrass myself to perv on Victoria coren Mitchell though! |
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"OK picture round.
1. Joseph Wiseman
2. Sign on the front of the ladies toilet
3. Joseph Wiseman
What's the next picture?
4. Cry
Yep "
That one flummoxed me |
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"OK picture round.
1. Joseph Wiseman
2. Sign on the front of the ladies toilet
3. Joseph Wiseman
What's the next picture?
4. Cry
Yep
That one flummoxed me"
You got it now? |
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"OK picture round.
1. Joseph Wiseman
2. Sign on the front of the ladies toilet
3. Joseph Wiseman
What's the next picture?
4. Cry
Yep
That one flummoxed me
You got it now? "
nope |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's cluedooooooo
Smart arse
What ? Noooooooooo. I knew. Honest injun I knew already. I never read the two answers in front of me.......  "
I’m messing’ Granny, just being an irritant |
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"OK picture round.
1. Joseph Wiseman
2. Sign on the front of the ladies toilet
3. Joseph Wiseman
What's the next picture?
4. Cry
Yep
That one flummoxed me
You got it now? nope
No woman no cry "
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"It's cluedooooooo
Smart arse
What ? Noooooooooo. I knew. Honest injun I knew already. I never read the two answers in front of me....... I’m messing’ Granny, just being an irritant"
Well. I was lying in any case. I saw , I copied. |
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"Picture round.
1. shoe lace being tied.
2. Member of the blue man group
3. Someone holding a kangaroo by its tail
What comes next?
Down ? Sport ?
Nope "
Is it a cafe.
Tea and cake ? something like that |
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"Picture round.
1. shoe lace being tied.
2. Member of the blue man group
3. Someone holding a kangaroo by its tail
What comes next?
Down ? Sport ?
Nope
Is it a cafe.
Tea and cake ? something like that"
Nawww |
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"1. _we
2. _ea
3. _ueue
What comes next and why?
Are
You've got it but not quite right. You'd have to give the answer a_e
Oh right"
But yeah it's are. In alphabetical order you're adding the letter to the word to make the sound of the letter |
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"1. _we
2. _ea
3. _ueue
What comes next and why?
Are
You've got it but not quite right. You'd have to give the answer a_e
Oh right
But yeah it's are. In alphabetical order you're adding the letter to the word to make the sound of the letter "
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"Picture round.
1. shoe lace being tied.
2. Member of the blue man group
3. Someone holding a kangaroo by its tail
What comes next?"
If you’re holding a kangaroo by the tail then losing your teeth probably comes next ! |
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"Picture round.
1. shoe lace being tied.
2. Member of the blue man group
3. Someone holding a kangaroo by its tail
What comes next?
If you’re holding a kangaroo by the tail then losing your teeth probably comes next ! "
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"I am a smart arse but my general knowledge is shite, this is purely down to ignorance though.
Give me science, nature and animals on mastermind instead "
This aint even general knowledge, it's pure fucking luck |
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"I'm good at The Chase
I'd give that a go but prefer pointless
I have also correctly guessed a Countdown conundrum before the contestants.
But only once."
It doesn't count if you press the Live pause button |
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