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Feeling Very Lucky... Honest
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So I have been messaged saying I am fantastic, wonderful etc etc and that I have been shortlisted for a list that the sender is compiling of the top 5 women on fab.
Is it me or is that the best news ever? I’m so excited I never win anything? 
Anyone else on here to become fulfilled by being on such a list? 
Clearly this site user is very important and I’m obviously going places  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh lucky you! Well done! What is the prize?? Or maybe you'd be better off not knowing 
I have been told 3 times this week "you're profile and pictures are by far the best on fab"
Oh wow! Out of all the thousands of lovely ladies on Fab! I'm honoured
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh lucky you! Well done! What is the prize?? Or maybe you'd be better off not knowing
I have been told 3 times this week "you're profile and pictures are by far the best on fab"
Oh wow! Out of all the thousands of lovely ladies on Fab! I'm honoured
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Oh such a shame. That means we can’t be friends, as in the true spirit of pageantry I’ll be trying to backstab and undermine you to become the best profile on fab. Sad times  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh lucky you! Well done! What is the prize?? Or maybe you'd be better off not knowing
I have been told 3 times this week "you're profile and pictures are by far the best on fab"
Oh wow! Out of all the thousands of lovely ladies on Fab! I'm honoured
Oh such a shame. That means we can’t be friends, as in the true spirit of pageantry I’ll be trying to backstab and undermine you to become the best profile on fab. Sad times "
Aww bugger...That is unfortunate indeed, I might try to ruin your reputation by telling everyone that I saw you giving a ham hand shandy behing Lidls I mean; you could been classy and gone behind Waitrose  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh lucky you! Well done! What is the prize?? Or maybe you'd be better off not knowing
I have been told 3 times this week "you're profile and pictures are by far the best on fab"
Oh wow! Out of all the thousands of lovely ladies on Fab! I'm honoured
Oh such a shame. That means we can’t be friends, as in the true spirit of pageantry I’ll be trying to backstab and undermine you to become the best profile on fab. Sad times
Aww bugger...That is unfortunate indeed, I might try to ruin your reputation by telling everyone that I saw you giving a ham hand shandy behing Lidls I mean; you could been classy and gone behind Waitrose "
Judging by the guy in question it would probably have raised my profile in his beauty contest.
And Lidl is fine over Waitrose I don’t like the smell of avocado when I’m trying to get my kink on |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Does the sender have an Uncle who is a Nigerian Prince and wants to give you some of his money as a prize? Win/win if so "
Yes! All I had to do was send £500 to start with and then when he gets here I’ll be rich and then we’ll see who’s laughing! Bargain |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am well jel
No place for sandwich racism in these competitions Midnight "
I'm gonna go out and buy me some shitey whitey and a bag of.... uurrgghh i can't do it.. It's like nails down a chalkboard |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I am well jel
No place for sandwich racism in these competitions Midnight
I'm gonna go out and buy me some shitey whitey and a bag of.... uurrgghh i can't do it.. It's like nails down a chalkboard "
Bet you’re having palpitations and reaching for the avocado as I type...
That sounds strangely sexual |
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"Oh lucky you! Well done! What is the prize?? Or maybe you'd be better off not knowing
I have been told 3 times this week "you're profile and pictures are by far the best on fab"
Oh wow! Out of all the thousands of lovely ladies on Fab! I'm honoured
Just laughing my head head off at this!
Oh such a shame. That means we can’t be friends, as in the true spirit of pageantry I’ll be trying to backstab and undermine you to become the best profile on fab. Sad times
Aww bugger...That is unfortunate indeed, I might try to ruin your reputation by telling everyone that I saw you giving a ham hand shandy behing Lidls I mean; you could been classy and gone behind Waitrose
Judging by the guy in question it would probably have raised my profile in his beauty contest.
And Lidl is fine over Waitrose I don’t like the smell of avocado when I’m trying to get my kink on "
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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago
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"So I have been messaged saying I am fantastic, wonderful etc etc and that I have been shortlisted for a list that the sender is compiling of the top 5 women on fab.
Is it me or is that the best news ever? I’m so excited I never win anything?
Anyone else on here to become fulfilled by being on such a list?
Clearly this site user is very important and I’m obviously going places "
I've never won anything except enemies.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I demand a recount
The ballot isn’t rigged. Democracy prevails. Judge rules... no violation x
I’m still winning
Fake news  "
My pageantry is terrific. Tremendous. It does great things |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does the sender have an Uncle who is a Nigerian Prince and wants to give you some of his money as a prize? Win/win if so "
Just his perfectly perfunctory princely penis |
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"Should you be pleased or disappointed if you come 5th ?
Good point "
When are the full results going to be announced?
Will it be a TOTP type countdown or a Strictly style in no particular order?
We need to pass judgement...
PS 5th ain't bad. I'd be over the moon just to be noticed lol |
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I guess he assumed you are one of those bothered with ranking.
