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Just got round to putting Dec's back up in loft. Yes I know lazy lazy awful procrastination.
Buy whilst up there I realized how much junk we have just tons of crap.
Think there's a good skip load maybe more  |
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over a year ago
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"Just got round to putting Dec's back up in loft. Yes I know lazy lazy awful procrastination.
Buy whilst up there I realized how much junk we have just tons of crap.
Think there's a good skip load maybe more "
We have three bedrooms in our loft!!
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over a year ago
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The loft in my last house was a disgrace. I was too scared to go in it so I used to just open the hatch and throw things as far as I could in, never to be seen again.
I have a cellar instead now and that's pretty organised - Christmas things, a selection of bikes and scooters and boxes of sentimental things/photos. |
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My ice hockey kit, curtains and rug from when I redecorated my bedroom, a few bags of bits and bobs...... and a giant Tinkywinky and bags of children's books left by the previous tenants which I'm too afraid to touch  |
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"I keep one of my children in the loft. He's my least favourite. "
I keep trying to get the Mrs up there but she's scared of heights and won't set foot on the ladder,I'm hoping once she up there I can shut the hatch and take ladders away.
Any noises I hear I'll blame on mice |
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"My ice hockey kit, curtains and rug from when I redecorated my bedroom, a few bags of bits and bobs...... and a giant Tinkywinky and bags of children's books left by the previous tenants which I'm too afraid to touch "
The giant Tinkywinky sounds nightmarish  |
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"My ice hockey kit, curtains and rug from when I redecorated my bedroom, a few bags of bits and bobs...... and a giant Tinkywinky and bags of children's books left by the previous tenants which I'm too afraid to touch
The giant Tinkywinky sounds nightmarish "
It really is  |
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"I keep one of my children in the loft. He's my least favourite.
I keep trying to get the Mrs up there but she's scared of heights and won't set foot on the ladder,I'm hoping once she up there I can shut the hatch and take ladders away.
Any noises I hear I'll blame on mice"
We're on the same wavelength, you and I... |
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"My ice hockey kit, curtains and rug from when I redecorated my bedroom, a few bags of bits and bobs...... and a giant Tinkywinky and bags of children's books left by the previous tenants which I'm too afraid to touch
The giant Tinkywinky sounds nightmarish
It really is "
Never ever go up there again. |
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Mines full of kids toys and stuff from my youth moved a few years ago so chucked everything out that me or kids didn't want.3 toy boxes of starwars figure and action men loads of games a box full of old car mags and porn mags can't let them go  |
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Lots of people are afraid of their lofts! Apart from Princess Peach and her giant Tinkywinky, which is truly terrifying, what is so scary? I used to love going up into my parent's loft as a kid. It was a quiet place away from my siblings full of cool stuff. |
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"Lots of people are afraid of their lofts! Apart from Princess Peach and her giant Tinkywinky, which is truly terrifying, what is so scary? I used to love going up into my parent's loft as a kid. It was a quiet place away from my siblings full of cool stuff."
If that purple cunt wasn't lurking in the shadows up there the only thing that puts me off is the tiny hatch, like I barely fit through the hole and how itchy the insulation is when it gets on your skin.
Oh, I'm also weary of falling through coz if the loft is anything like the rest of the house, it's been bodged and isn't to be trusted! |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Lots of people are afraid of their lofts! Apart from Princess Peach and her giant Tinkywinky, which is truly terrifying, what is so scary? I used to love going up into my parent's loft as a kid. It was a quiet place away from my siblings full of cool stuff."
The loft when I was younger was a scary place filled with cobwebs and dark areas of menace and terror. Once there was a bat Nell. A bat.
My imagination now is a lot more vivid and fueled by a love of horror stories and films and thanks to Princess Peach there could be a giant TinkyWinky up there from the previous owners.  |
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"Lots of people are afraid of their lofts! Apart from Princess Peach and her giant Tinkywinky, which is truly terrifying, what is so scary? I used to love going up into my parent's loft as a kid. It was a quiet place away from my siblings full of cool stuff.
The loft when I was younger was a scary place filled with cobwebs and dark areas of menace and terror. Once there was a bat Nell. A bat.
My imagination now is a lot more vivid and fueled by a love of horror stories and films and thanks to Princess Peach there could be a giant TinkyWinky up there from the previous owners. "
Why I why am I feeling the urge to brave it up there and incorporate that evil fucker into a photo somehow?  |
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Empty boxes the kef speakers came in, the Xmas tree n decs.
My dads old vinyl- loads and loads of elvis 45's, 78's and lps from when he was in his teens.
My floyd vinyl collection and an assortment of old photos and crap. |
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"Lots of people are afraid of their lofts! Apart from Princess Peach and her giant Tinkywinky, which is truly terrifying, what is so scary? I used to love going up into my parent's loft as a kid. It was a quiet place away from my siblings full of cool stuff.
If that purple cunt wasn't lurking in the shadows up there the only thing that puts me off is the tiny hatch, like I barely fit through the hole and how itchy the insulation is when it gets on your skin.
Oh, I'm also weary of falling through coz if the loft is anything like the rest of the house, it's been bodged and isn't to be trusted!"
I'll Trump your tinkywinky( never thought that's a sentence I'd ever use) with a big gay Santa.
Father in law got us a 4ft high what can only be described as gay Santa.
Golden pink outfit holding some kind of wand and silver bells hanging off his wrists, hat is like pink sequins and gold piping.
Mrs had to put him in the lounge, I swear he kept winking at me.
He's now safely wrapped up in a black plastic bag in loft exactly where all creepy shit like that should be.
Honestly he'd give Annabel a scare!! |
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"Lots of people are afraid of their lofts! Apart from Princess Peach and her giant Tinkywinky, which is truly terrifying, what is so scary? I used to love going up into my parent's loft as a kid. It was a quiet place away from my siblings full of cool stuff.
The loft when I was younger was a scary place filled with cobwebs and dark areas of menace and terror. Once there was a bat Nell. A bat.
My imagination now is a lot more vivid and fueled by a love of horror stories and films and thanks to Princess Peach there could be a giant TinkyWinky up there from the previous owners. "
Bats are cool! I'm quite envious you had one! I know someone who hoovered up a family of pipistrells when they discovered them in their loft. I was appalled. |
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By *eliWoman
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"Lots of people are afraid of their lofts! Apart from Princess Peach and her giant Tinkywinky, which is truly terrifying, what is so scary? I used to love going up into my parent's loft as a kid. It was a quiet place away from my siblings full of cool stuff.
The loft when I was younger was a scary place filled with cobwebs and dark areas of menace and terror. Once there was a bat Nell. A bat.
My imagination now is a lot more vivid and fueled by a love of horror stories and films and thanks to Princess Peach there could be a giant TinkyWinky up there from the previous owners.
Why I why am I feeling the urge to brave it up there and incorporate that evil fucker into a photo somehow? "
I dare you. Go for it. |
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motorcycle panels from when i was ran into by a taxi, insurance job never got rid of.
tools that i bought for one job and not used again.
junk
books
xmas decorations
oh and me looking at all the rubbish and thinking i should take it to the tip. but then the tip isnt open. so go find something else to do |
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"Lots of people are afraid of their lofts! Apart from Princess Peach and her giant Tinkywinky, which is truly terrifying, what is so scary? I used to love going up into my parent's loft as a kid. It was a quiet place away from my siblings full of cool stuff.
The loft when I was younger was a scary place filled with cobwebs and dark areas of menace and terror. Once there was a bat Nell. A bat.
My imagination now is a lot more vivid and fueled by a love of horror stories and films and thanks to Princess Peach there could be a giant TinkyWinky up there from the previous owners.
Why I why am I feeling the urge to brave it up there and incorporate that evil fucker into a photo somehow?
I dare you. Go for it."
I agree.
Show us the tinkywinky. |
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"Lots of people are afraid of their lofts! Apart from Princess Peach and her giant Tinkywinky, which is truly terrifying, what is so scary? I used to love going up into my parent's loft as a kid. It was a quiet place away from my siblings full of cool stuff.
The loft when I was younger was a scary place filled with cobwebs and dark areas of menace and terror. Once there was a bat Nell. A bat.
My imagination now is a lot more vivid and fueled by a love of horror stories and films and thanks to Princess Peach there could be a giant TinkyWinky up there from the previous owners.
Why I why am I feeling the urge to brave it up there and incorporate that evil fucker into a photo somehow?
I dare you. Go for it.
I agree.
Show us the tinkywinky."
I need to sneak into next doors garden and borrow their ladders. I'll need a little time  |
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"Lots of people are afraid of their lofts! Apart from Princess Peach and her giant Tinkywinky, which is truly terrifying, what is so scary? I used to love going up into my parent's loft as a kid. It was a quiet place away from my siblings full of cool stuff.
The loft when I was younger was a scary place filled with cobwebs and dark areas of menace and terror. Once there was a bat Nell. A bat.
My imagination now is a lot more vivid and fueled by a love of horror stories and films and thanks to Princess Peach there could be a giant TinkyWinky up there from the previous owners.
Why I why am I feeling the urge to brave it up there and incorporate that evil fucker into a photo somehow?
I dare you. Go for it."
Definitely do it  |
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All our Christmas decorations,Our camping stuff loads of old toys from when kids were younger .Creepy dolls that make noises when you rummage around looking for stuff.Loads of useless stuff that I just can’t part with. |
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"Lots of people are afraid of their lofts! Apart from Princess Peach and her giant Tinkywinky, which is truly terrifying, what is so scary? I used to love going up into my parent's loft as a kid. It was a quiet place away from my siblings full of cool stuff."
You know the bog of eternal stench in Labyrinth? If one toe even touches it you stink forever? Well, my dad told me when I was little that the yellow stuff in the loft was like that - if it touched any part of your skin you'd itch for the rest of your life. I know now that he was exaggerating somewhat, but I'm traumatised! Plus, mine's didn't have a real floor, just beams. And beasties. And it was dark. And I don't like heights. Yup, defo scary! |
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"Lots of people are afraid of their lofts! Apart from Princess Peach and her giant Tinkywinky, which is truly terrifying, what is so scary? I used to love going up into my parent's loft as a kid. It was a quiet place away from my siblings full of cool stuff.
You know the bog of eternal stench in Labyrinth? If one toe even touches it you stink forever? Well, my dad told me when I was little that the yellow stuff in the loft was like that - if it touched any part of your skin you'd itch for the rest of your life. I know now that he was exaggerating somewhat, but I'm traumatised! Plus, mine's didn't have a real floor, just beams. And beasties. And it was dark. And I don't like heights. Yup, defo scary!"
I really want to watch Labyrinth now... |
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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago
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So much that I’m surprised it’s not crashed through, Christmas Decs, suitcases, snow skis & boots, sailing & wakeboarding gear, golf clubs, cricket gear, old LP’s, zillions of photos, about 20 coats to name a few items lol oooops! |
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"Just got round to putting Dec's back up in loft. Yes I know lazy lazy awful procrastination.
Buy whilst up there I realized how much junk we have just tons of crap.
Think there's a good skip load maybe more "
I have the body of a 25 year old, that is where it is |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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In my old house my boiler was in the attic. 1200 suitcases, 10 boxes of Christmas decorations, 3 Christmas trees. Those nude playing cards you get in Greece on holiday (no? Just me then) and the biggest spiders had moved in and had set up base camp just at the top of the bloody ladder.
You may not know this about me, but I hate spiders |
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"In my old house my boiler was in the attic. 1200 suitcases, 10 boxes of Christmas decorations, 3 Christmas trees. Those nude playing cards you get in Greece on holiday (no? Just me then) and the biggest spiders had moved in and had set up base camp just at the top of the bloody ladder.
You may not know this about me, but I hate spiders "
1200 suitcases? |
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"I found a bag of cassettes one of them being a double album by Milli vanilli
Girl you know it's true
Ooo oooo oooooo I love youuuuuu"
I know right.
If you want a laugh just YouTube one of "their" song's well lip synced performances, and check out how cheesy and crap they are.
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Fortunately my loft had been properly setup with floors and roof isolation by the previous owner, so I have space to install my computers and my storage server into a small cabinet (yes, I am a geek). The rest of the space is occupied by empty suitcases, kitchen stuff I can't store in the kitchen (and don't use that often), stuff for summer (folding chairs, a lot of empty moving boxes and a lot of junk that I should get rid off when the recycling centre is open again.
And there is even space for a boiler |
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"Just got round to putting Dec's back up in loft."
We did the same today, well it was about time. Last january we just shoved them in the spare room so it's been two years since they went to the proper place! |
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"Empty cardboard boxes in case we need to return electrical things like TVs, consoles etc and some squirrels
Who do you return squirrels to?"
I don’t know that’s why I keep them in the loft till I find out |
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