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Weirdest thing you have used to Masturbate with??

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By *un-adventurous OP Man over a year ago

winchester

I like to use watermelons

What about you guys and girls?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like to use watermelons

What about you guys and girls? "

F&B would be proud of you.

Miele vacuum cleaner, definitely weirder than the Dyson

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’d rather not say

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You always know someone's posh if they have a Miele. Waitrose too?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nilfisk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You always know someone's posh if they have a Miele. Waitrose too?"
No never used a Waitrose for wanking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’d rather not say

You've used a corn on the cob also?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine is really rde probs even to rude for fab. I hope I dont get a ban for this but I'm gonna say it anyway......

I used my hand once

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’d rather not say

You've used a corn on the cob also?

It had a condom on it, I hasten to add.

Because without one, well, that would just be weird

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By *istyblue1967Man over a year ago

manchester

posh wank

wanking with a condom on lol

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By *ack69erMan over a year ago

Beverley

My Sheet sander, just lay the foam pad on your cock and turn it on. If the sensations are that great, I used to just put a thin sheet of cardboard in between cock and foam. The orgasms were unbearable.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Trombone.

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By *ocalguy4youMan over a year ago

cardiff

Apple pie

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

The Mrs, she's really odd!

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By *orthern StarsCouple over a year ago

Durham

Probably a potato masher. In the days well before I met Mr.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Beer bottles, cucumbers vegetables

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

one time at band camp I used a can off deodorant li

lynx To be exact

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By *ocalguy4youMan over a year ago

cardiff

"Probably a potato masher. In the days well before I met Mr.

Mrs"

Lucky mr x

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By *orthern StarsCouple over a year ago

Durham

"Probably a potato masher. In the days well before I met Mr.

Mrs

Lucky mr x"

Why is he lucky,because he likes mashed potato?

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By *adetMan over a year ago

South of Ipswich

"I like to use watermelons

What about you guys and girls? "

I married a watermelon?

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By *un-adventurous OP Man over a year ago

winchester

Sounds good, might have to give this a try

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