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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Been dreaming about hot toasted crumpets, slathered in butter, so it runs over your fingers and down your chin.... As pockets of steam escape as you bite into them and tear them apart with your teeth 
How do you eat yours 
Guess what I'm doing next  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ve been through a pack this week. Lockdown is making me mad for comfort food. I like them lightly crispy with honey and butter, and a hot mug of tea x"
Oofftt that sounds posh  |
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Now I'd have agreed whole heartedly with you that this was the only way to have your crumpets but.....
Toasted crumpets, slathered in Philadelphia then topped with a perfectly cooked and gooey runny poached egg then drizzled with HP brown sauce.
They give you a warm cosy feeling in your belly, you HAVE to try it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Much better to steal a bite of your kid’s crumpet, and then blame a mouse
ROLF, does that work! "
Nooo  , but I make the crumpet and deliver it, it’s my cunning plan mwah ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Much better to steal a bite of your kid’s crumpet, and then blame a mouse
Just how big are the mice where you are!!!! "
Are you saying I have a big gob  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You should do M&S adverts!
Omg I'd love to hear Meli reading it, in her seductive M+S voice 
Omg just imagined that  "
Maybe we should have a video contest.. We can chose a phrase that we all try to say in our most seductive voices  |
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"You should do M&S adverts!
Omg I'd love to hear Meli reading it, in her seductive M+S voice
Omg just imagined that
Maybe we should have a video contest.. We can chose a phrase that we all try to say in our most seductive voices "
That would be a fun challenge, though I have the least seductive voice ever |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Much better to steal a bite of your kid’s crumpet, and then blame a mouse
Just how big are the mice where you are!!!!
Are you saying I have a big gob "
Great arse  |
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"Much better to steal a bite of your kid’s crumpet, and then blame a mouse
Just how big are the mice where you are!!!!
Are you saying I have a big gob "
I'm saying its highly likely yours is bigger than a mouse's |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Much better to steal a bite of your kid’s crumpet, and then blame a mouse
Just how big are the mice where you are!!!!
Are you saying I have a big gob
I'm saying its highly likely yours is bigger than a mouse's "
Good save |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Much better to steal a bite of your kid’s crumpet, and then blame a mouse
This
Although replace 'mouse' with 'husband' "
Haha! Not just me, don’t have a husband though |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"You should do M&S adverts!
Omg I'd love to hear Meli reading it, in her seductive M+S voice
Omg just imagined that
Maybe we should have a video contest.. We can chose a phrase that we all try to say in our most seductive voices "
Yes! I'm so in for this. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You should do M&S adverts!
Omg I'd love to hear Meli reading it, in her seductive M+S voice
Omg just imagined that
Maybe we should have a video contest.. We can chose a phrase that we all try to say in our most seductive voices
Yes! I'm so in for this. "
I'm so turned on right now LMAO |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"You should do M&S adverts!
Omg I'd love to hear Meli reading it, in her seductive M+S voice
Omg just imagined that
Maybe we should have a video contest.. We can chose a phrase that we all try to say in our most seductive voices
Yes! I'm so in for this.
I'm so turned on right now LMAO"
Wait until you hear me describe the pure, tantalising pleasure of crumpet loaf.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You should do M&S adverts!
Omg I'd love to hear Meli reading it, in her seductive M+S voice
Omg just imagined that
Maybe we should have a video contest.. We can chose a phrase that we all try to say in our most seductive voices
Yes! I'm so in for this.
I'm so turned on right now LMAO
Wait until you hear me describe the pure, tantalising pleasure of crumpet loaf. "
I'm gonna be be like Sally met harry... Yes, Yes, YES!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lots of butter, marmite & mature cheddar cheese melted on top!
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Yes that’s how I like them too. My dog prefers cheese on top without the marmite so I have to do one for her. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lots of butter, marmite & mature cheddar cheese melted on top!
Yes that’s how I like them too. My dog prefers cheese on top without the marmite so I have to do one for her."
My dog used to loved cheese, can’t say I ever specifically made him a crumpet though.
You have one lucky dog! |
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"Been dreaming about hot toasted crumpets, slathered in butter, so it runs over your fingers and down your chin.... As pockets of steam escape as you bite into them and tear them apart with your teeth
How do you eat yours
Guess what I'm doing next "
That's the first time I got an erection from reading about somebody snacking. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Been dreaming about hot toasted crumpets, slathered in butter, so it runs over your fingers and down your chin.... As pockets of steam escape as you bite into them and tear them apart with your teeth
How do you eat yours
Guess what I'm doing next
That's the first time I got an erection from reading about somebody snacking. "
glad to be of service |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What with this and the gym thread, I feel so conflicted.
I can't even go out for crumpets. "
The conflict is real... I'm 4 down already.. I'm so greasy + dirty i might need to go and shower again |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"As soon as I saw the title of this thread i knew it was you without even looking.
I've been waiting for you... Don't let Ash see it
I had some this morning with peanut butter. "
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