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over a year ago
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Make them silly please 
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"Make them silly please
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Waxes legs using only molten Robin's Egg Blue crayola crayons. |
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Eats all their food with chopsticks, including soup |
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Is a deaf mute who is incredibly bashful. |
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"Is a deaf mute who is incredibly bashful."
Like to wear rubber  |
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Owns the worlds largest collection of souvenir thimbles |
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Only drinks decaf and attends church every Sunday |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Was abducted by aliens and anal probed them instead  |
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"Was abducted by aliens and anal probed them instead "
Quotes her own dreams and projects them to others on this thread |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Was abducted by aliens and anal probed them instead
Quotes her own dreams and projects them to others on this thread "
That comment was meant for you but I was too slow
Flashes her bum in Fenwick's window as part of the Xmas display |
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"Was abducted by aliens and anal probed them instead
Quotes her own dreams and projects them to others on this thread
That comment was meant for you but I was too slow
Flashes her bum in Fenwick's window as part of the Xmas display "
Has a degree in taxidermy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was abducted by aliens and anal probed them instead
Quotes her own dreams and projects them to others on this thread
That comment was meant for you but I was too slow
Flashes her bum in Fenwick's window as part of the Xmas display
Has a degree in taxidermy"
Likes to bathe in baked beans. |
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Wears a a snorkel and flippers to bed |
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"Was abducted by aliens and anal probed them instead
Quotes her own dreams and projects them to others on this thread
That comment was meant for you but I was too slow
Flashes her bum in Fenwick's window as part of the Xmas display
Has a degree in taxidermy
Likes to bathe in baked beans. "
Got lost potholing deep inside Janice Dickinsons arse and had to be rescued by Derek Acorah  |
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"Wears a a snorkel and flippers to bed"
Has a nasty habit of peeing down snorkels |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Takes her aggression out on other cars driving a monster truck |
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Has wanked over Maggie Thatcher |
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"Wears a a snorkel and flippers to bed
Has a nasty habit of peeing down snorkels "
Swallows anything that enters their mouth |
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"Has wanked over Maggie Thatcher"
Dresses up as Maggie Thatcher |
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Once completed the Pamplona bull run in a pair of Louboutin’s without breaking a sweat. |
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By *.Odin.xMan
over a year ago
cambridgeshire |
Once rode a unicycle from landsend to john o' Groats |
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"Wears a a snorkel and flippers to bed
Has a nasty habit of peeing down snorkels
Swallows anything that enters their mouth"
shush!!! Thats a secret!!!
Has odd feet, one is a pugs trotter and the other a webbed ducks foot! |
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"Once rode a unicycle from landsend to john o' Groats "
Stores his pound coins under his foreskin |
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Is a relation to the royal family |
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Following a trip to the Galápagos Islands, wrote a book on the origin of species only to find out that it had already been done. |
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"Is a relation to the royal family"
Funny you should say that....
Collects sprouts and has a collection running back 19years |
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"Wears a a snorkel and flippers to bed
Has a nasty habit of peeing down snorkels
Swallows anything that enters their mouth
shush!!! Thats a secret!!!
Has odd feet, one is a pugs trotter and the other a webbed ducks foot!"
Likes sucking on trotters and duck's feet 
Can make someone come in 5 seconds flat |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Bought a hot tub thinking it's a time machine |
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Lost the key to there gimps cage |
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"Is a relation to the royal family
Funny you should say that....
Collects sprouts and has a collection running back 19years"
You wouldn’t believe the number of freezers we have filled lol |
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"Wears a a snorkel and flippers to bed
Has a nasty habit of peeing down snorkels
Swallows anything that enters their mouth
shush!!! Thats a secret!!!
Has odd feet, one is a pugs trotter and the other a webbed ducks foot!
Likes sucking on trotters and duck's feet
Can make someone come in 5 seconds flat"
Can GO from full to empty in 3 seconds down a snorkel |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Has a GCSE in bag packing  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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..can be found perfecting their Joe Pasquale impression on a night, every night. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Only man alive who can breast feed |
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Has a sideline making carved dildos from driftwood. |
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They snack on toenail clippings like they were sunflower seeds. |
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"Has a sideline making carved dildos from driftwood. "
Owns a collection of rare stamps  |
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Sleep on a matress filled with popcorn |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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..owns a collection of over 200 broken snooker balls. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Was pranked by Jeremy on the show Beadles about |
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Once tried setting up a business selling clothes woven from hair swept off salon floors. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Only eats with their feet |
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Loves to have sex whilst wearing wellies. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Sheds their skin like a snake every leap year |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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..has 3½ nipples. Shhhh!..( • )( • )( •.) |
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"Sheds their skin like a snake every leap year "
Owns 10 cats all called Harold |
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Has weekly enemas using birds custard |
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"Drives a Ford Capri"
Blasphemous!!!!!
Begs me to let them suck my big toe! |
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Is representing GB in the European down hill unicycle hurdle championships. |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"Eats duck bread "
Once escaped from a military stockade after being convicted of a crime she didn't commit and now, if you've got a problem and you can find her, maybe you can hire her to do your wallpapering. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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..has had four ribs removed to self-fellation |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Has the Guinness world record for naked star jumps on top of a moving train. |
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"Has the Guinness world record for naked star jumps on top of a moving train."
Held the guineas world record for the amount of ping pong balls pussy popped in 1 minutes untill the adjudicator ruled her out for doing it anally |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Has the Guinness world record for naked star jumps on top of a moving train."
Once ate her body weight in marshmallows |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Has the Guinness world record for naked star jumps on top of a moving train.
Held the guineas world record for the amount of ping pong balls pussy popped in 1 minutes untill the adjudicator ruled her out for doing it anally "
Is legally forbidden from owning a Nutribullet |
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Likes to cover their genitals in PVA and peel it off whilst singing god save the queen. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Was the person who grassed up Dominic Cummings to the press about his trip to Barnard Castle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has a womble fetish and often goes to wimbledon common to relieve themselfs |
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Lost their job at the laundrette after being caught stealing pillow slips. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has two left feet. Literally! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Grew up thinking the Simpsons was real |
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Steals bread from pigeons in the park |
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"Grew up thinking the Simpsons was real"
Based her looks on Lisa Simpson but could never get the hair quite right |
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Enjoys travelling by pogo stick |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Walks their cats on leads like dogs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Eats a handful of sour-patch kids every night before her shower. So she wakes up sweet and sassy every morning!!  |
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Stands outside care homes and curses at anyone they see  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Voted for Kanye West in the elections |
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Wrote a book on the history of the carburettor |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Once had a drink with Billy the Kid in a Saloon.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Invented talk like a pirate day |
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Not very good at hanging wall paper. |
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"Invented talk like a pirate day "
Commandeered a ship and sailed to sea. Beguiled all the seamen and set them free. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Was once employed as a hotel Detective who told people to "hit the bricks see" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Invented talk like a pirate day
Commandeered a ship and sailed to sea. Beguiled all the seamen and set them free. "
Sailed that commandeered pirate ship to a Secret Island ... where the Mermaids made him quest of honor at an orgy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Invented talk like a pirate day
Commandeered a ship and sailed to sea. Beguiled all the seamen and set them free.
Sailed that commandeered pirate ship to a Secret Island ... where the Mermaids made him quest of honor at an orgy. "
Is madly in love with an insane scotsman |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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..can disassemble an assault rifle blind folded, wearing boxing gloves! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Works for twitter as a fact checker |
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"Works for twitter as a fact checker "
Fancies the pants off me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No one knows but She is actually a Superhero . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Works for twitter as a fact checker
Fancies the pants off me "
Got caught with posters of bungle zippy and George over her bedroom walls. |
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By *athan 123Man
over a year ago
rochdale oldham border |
"Works for twitter as a fact checker
Fancies the pants off me
Got caught with posters of bungle zippy and George over her bedroom walls. "
She invited me round to Kent the lock on her bedroom door |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Can't beat level 63 on candy crush and has been stuck on it for 2 years |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Invented talk like a pirate day
Commandeered a ship and sailed to sea. Beguiled all the seamen and set them free.
Sailed that commandeered pirate ship to a Secret Island ... where the Mermaids made him quest of honor at an orgy.
Is madly in love with an insane scotsman "
Ohhh my Gosh Wonko .... the thread clearly states silly and MADE UP ... You weren't supposed to tell the truth !! |
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By *athan 123Man
over a year ago
rochdale oldham border |
"Works for twitter as a fact checker
Fancies the pants off me
Got caught with posters of bungle zippy and George over her bedroom walls. "
She invited me around to Mend the lock on her bedroom door ?? |
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The couple above were turned around at the border because they left their license to thrill in the glove box of the other car. Doh. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Invented talk like a pirate day
Commandeered a ship and sailed to sea. Beguiled all the seamen and set them free.
Sailed that commandeered pirate ship to a Secret Island ... where the Mermaids made him quest of honor at an orgy.
She’s gorgeous that’s a genuine thing not a make up though
Is madly in love with an insane scotsman
Ohhh my Gosh Wonko .... the thread clearly states silly and MADE UP ... You weren't supposed to tell the truth !! "
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By *athan 123Man
over a year ago
rochdale oldham border |
"Invented talk like a pirate day
Commandeered a ship and sailed to sea. Beguiled all the seamen and set them free.
Sailed that commandeered pirate ship to a Secret Island ... where the Mermaids made him quest of honor at an orgy.
Is madly in love with an insane scotsman
Ohhh my Gosh Wonko .... the thread clearly states silly and MADE UP ... You weren't supposed to tell the truth !! "
She sent me a Apple ?? in the post |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Works for twitter as a fact checker
Fancies the pants off me
Got caught with posters of bungle zippy and George over her bedroom walls.
She invited me around to Mend the lock on her bedroom door ?? "
Is a crap locksmith |
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"Works for twitter as a fact checker
Fancies the pants off me
Got caught with posters of bungle zippy and George over her bedroom walls.
She invited me around to Mend the lock on her bedroom door ??
Is a crap locksmith "
Is not actualy a women |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Works for twitter as a fact checker
Fancies the pants off me
Got caught with posters of bungle zippy and George over her bedroom walls.
She invited me around to Mend the lock on her bedroom door ??
Is a crap locksmith "
Once told a guinea pig it was really a rabbit with disastrous consequences |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Was Mr Blobby on Noel's House Party |
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By *athan 123Man
over a year ago
rochdale oldham border |
"Works for twitter as a fact checker
Fancies the pants off me
Got caught with posters of bungle zippy and George over her bedroom walls.
She invited me around to Mend the lock on her bedroom door ??
Is a crap locksmith
Is not actualy a women "
she tells fibs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was Mr Blobby on Noel's House Party"
Once outsmarted a T-rex at Jurassic Park !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Works for twitter as a fact checker
Fancies the pants off me
Got caught with posters of bungle zippy and George over her bedroom walls.
She invited me around to Mend the lock on her bedroom door ??
Is a crap locksmith
Is not actualy a women
she tells fibs"
He told me to send him an apple in the post.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Works for twitter as a fact checker
Fancies the pants off me
Got caught with posters of bungle zippy and George over her bedroom walls.
She invited me around to Mend the lock on her bedroom door ??
Is a crap locksmith
Is not actualy a women "
(Am I on a thread or in my inbox I can't quite tell now.  )
Is a secret naked stargazer. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Works for twitter as a fact checker
Fancies the pants off me
Got caught with posters of bungle zippy and George over her bedroom walls.
She invited me around to Mend the lock on her bedroom door ??
Is a crap locksmith
Is not actualy a women
(Am I on a thread or in my inbox I can't quite tell now. )
Is a secret naked stargazer. "
Doesn't like people breathing |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Superglued themselves to a tree to stop the bulldozers |
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By *athan 123Man
over a year ago
rochdale oldham border |
"Works for twitter as a fact checker
Fancies the pants off me
Got caught with posters of bungle zippy and George over her bedroom walls.
She invited me around to Mend the lock on her bedroom door ??
Is a crap locksmith
Is not actualy a women
(Am I on a thread or in my inbox I can't quite tell now. )
Is a secret naked stargazer. "
Is a window cleaner |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Works for twitter as a fact checker
Fancies the pants off me
Got caught with posters of bungle zippy and George over her bedroom walls.
She invited me around to Mend the lock on her bedroom door ??
Is a crap locksmith
Is not actualy a women
(Am I on a thread or in my inbox I can't quite tell now. )
Is a secret naked stargazer.
Doesn't like people breathing "
She gets her sparkles from magical unicorns in the woods every 3rd Tuesday. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was Mr Blobby on Noel's House Party"
BLOBBY BLOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Works for twitter as a fact checker
Fancies the pants off me
Got caught with posters of bungle zippy and George over her bedroom walls.
She invited me around to Mend the lock on her bedroom door ??
Is a crap locksmith
Is not actualy a women
(Am I on a thread or in my inbox I can't quite tell now. )
Is a secret naked stargazer.
Doesn't like people breathing "
Needed NASA instead of a bigger spade or JCB |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Works for twitter as a fact checker
Fancies the pants off me
Got caught with posters of bungle zippy and George over her bedroom walls.
She invited me around to Mend the lock on her bedroom door ??
Is a crap locksmith
Is not actualy a women
(Am I on a thread or in my inbox I can't quite tell now. )
Is a secret naked stargazer. "
(Petite woman)
Is a professional nude tidly wink champion. |
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Once got dumped by Warwick Davis for being too tall |
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Once beat Henry Cavil in a thumb wrestling contest |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Is Darth Vader's father |
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By *athan 123Man
over a year ago
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"Is Darth Vader's father "
. I’m his father |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is Darth Vader's father . I’m his father "
Is groot |
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"Is Darth Vader's father . I’m his father "
Went on Jerry Springer for a DNA test to prove he is in fact... Vader’s father |
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"Is Darth Vader's father . I’m his father
Went on Jerry Springer for a DNA test to prove he is in fact... Vader’s father"
And found out he was herry springers dad |
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Wears a built up shoe just for the attention |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is Darth Vader's father . I’m his father
Went on Jerry Springer for a DNA test to prove he is in fact... Vader’s father"
They invited me to join them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is Darth Vader's father . I’m his father
Went on Jerry Springer for a DNA test to prove he is in fact... Vader’s father
They invited me to join them "
He once kicked a Feral Honey Badgers Ass... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is Darth Vader's father . I’m his father
Went on Jerry Springer for a DNA test to prove he is in fact... Vader’s father
They invited me to join them "
He wanted to borrow my feather duster |
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By *athan 123Man
over a year ago
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"Is Darth Vader's father . I’m his father
Is groot"
What’s groot lol |
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"Is Darth Vader's father . I’m his father
Went on Jerry Springer for a DNA test to prove he is in fact... Vader’s father
They invited me to join them
He wanted to borrow my feather duster "
Make anal smoothies and supply them to their local boutique bistro for sale to the public |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is Darth Vader's father . I’m his father
Is groot
What’s groot lol "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is actually twins |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is actually twins "
Sees things that aren't there... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is actually twins "
Pretends to be Bruce Lee in the mirror when no one is looking with all the sound effects. |
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Likes to stroll on the beach with nothing but peanut butter covering their modesty. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is actually twins
Pretends to be Bruce Lee in the mirror when no one is looking with all the sound effects. "
Is actually Bruce Lee |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is actually twins
Pretends to be Bruce Lee in the mirror when no one is looking with all the sound effects.
Is actually Bruce Lee"
Takes his pet spider for walks on a lead |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Sells tartan paint on eBay |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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(Cindi Dreams)
Measures cucumbers to be in keeping with regulation size, in an unorthodox fashion. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Loves Cindi's homemade cucumber soup |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is actually a gibbon on the run from Hamburg zoo |
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"Sells tartan paint on eBay"
Legend has it that if you turn three times widdershins, while reciting the lyrics to Xanadu backwards, Cindi will appear and beat you with candy floss! |
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Once appeared on Britain's Got Talent and couldn't understand a word Ant n Dec were saying |
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"Sells tartan paint on eBay
Legend has it that if you turn three times widdershins, while reciting the lyrics to Xanadu backwards, Cindi will appear and beat you with candy floss! "
Want's to swallow Gavin Rossdale. Suspect whole, if Gavin is out there, we have you, tied up in a face taxi on route, reveal yourself. |
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**fake taxi not face taxi... I will get my coat  |
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"**fake taxi not face taxi... I will get my coat "
Went to a art gallery end up in the toilets and forgot his coat ran back fell on his Face |
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"**fake taxi not face taxi... I will get my coat
Went to a art gallery end up in the toilets and forgot his coat ran back fell on his Face "
Every day in non lockdown times!x |
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Is a were-mouse! and stalks the countryside at full moon, savaging the cheeses of the common folk! |
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Has a serious paving slab phobia, so debilitating that it causes Severe flatulence when she comes into contact with them. |
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Is an enemy scout for my enemy village and keeps trying to steal our battle plans.
Luckily Igor was on Watchtower duty and activated our village defences. |
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"Has a serious paving slab phobia, so debilitating that it causes Severe flatulence when she comes into contact with them. "
Comes from a long line of splod cobblers from Runcorn. |
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"Is a were-mouse! and stalks the countryside at full moon, savaging the cheeses of the common folk! "
Guilty as charged, as cheese is evil and will be banned when I am King. Madam, will any Rossdale lookalike do? or two? Suspect you may go to jail for cannibalism ... |
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Tried to break in to Buckingham Palace but got impaled right up the butt on the gate railings....plan foiled! |
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"Tried to break in to Buckingham Palace but got impaled right up the butt on the gate railings....plan foiled! "
Is the scunthorpe Hide-and-seek champion 1987. |
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"Tried to break in to Buckingham Palace but got impaled right up the butt on the gate railings....plan foiled! "
Is Toni Collete's stunt double |
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"Tried to break in to Buckingham Palace but got impaled right up the butt on the gate railings....plan foiled!
Is Toni Collete's stunt double "
Once turned down an After 8, but was rightly sent to Coventry afterwards by all |
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Is in fact an ancient egyptian pharoah, revived by edritch magicks, and the sacrifice of over a hundred milky bars
Spooky... |
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"Is in fact an ancient egyptian pharoah, revived by edritch magicks, and the sacrifice of over a hundred milky bars
Spooky..."
Was a backing singer for the B52s in the late 80s |
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"Is in fact an ancient egyptian pharoah, revived by edritch magicks, and the sacrifice of over a hundred milky bars
Spooky...
Was a backing singer for the B52s in the late 80s"
Owns a chrysler thats as big as a whale... |
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Has a blue Peter badge for making a fleshlight out of a pringles can, 2 sponges and a latex glove. |
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They won a speedboat on bullseye in 1983 |
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"They won a speedboat on bullseye in 1983"
Has a parrot called Clive.
Clive was given an ASBO After they taught him such bad language. |
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"They won a speedboat on bullseye in 1983"
Got in the Guinness world records for furthest ping ping ball fired. |
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"Has a blue Peter badge for making a fleshlight out of a pringles can, 2 sponges and a latex glove."
Is a money saving expert...takes notes |
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Is a cyborg assassin sent from the future to eliminate the inventor of the avocado! |
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Has a seperate freezer dedicated exclusively to ginsters pastys. |
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won number one tupperware sales erson North East Region three years in a row . |
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Does the weekly shop at Asda wearing a Princess Diana style wedding dress complete with Doc Martin’s. |
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Wears a strap on to her local park under her dress so she can flash guys and has yet to fail to pull that way |
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Did a sponsored pogo stick challenge from John o graoats to lands end for charity |
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Is Kathy Burke's life coach |
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Gets over excited on red bull and runs about outside shouting "I'm the Batman!" |
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"Is Kathy Burke's life coach"
Has fantasies about a threesome with Mrs Patterson and Perry |
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Is a voice option on tom tom sat nav |
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"Is a voice option on tom tom sat nav"
Has a secret collection of my little ponies |
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Was bitten by a radioactive opal fruit and now fights crime on the mean streets of London as ummm... opal fruit man?
I dunno.... that one got away from me... |
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Tested the zip wire was safe before Boris flew down it waving the flags |
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Is a test pilot for a broomstick factory |
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Cooked her Christmas turkey up her arse |
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Has every single Steps tour t-shirt in frames on the walls |
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The end. |
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