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Im gonna fuck you in the ass and when you walk my cum is gonna dribble down your leg.
Mind you a few of the guys I've said this to at work looked a bit concerned, one threatened to cut me with a scalpel which I found quite exciting   |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"Im gonna fuck you in the ass and when you walk my cum is gonna dribble down your leg.
Mind you a few of the guys I've said this to at work looked a bit concerned, one threatened to cut me with a scalpel which I found quite exciting "
That was hilarious |
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"Im gonna fuck you in the ass and when you walk my cum is gonna dribble down your leg.
Mind you a few of the guys I've said this to at work looked a bit concerned, one threatened to cut me with a scalpel which I found quite exciting
That was hilarious "
Its true as well....my boss wasn't impressed |
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over a year ago
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"Im gonna fuck you in the ass and when you walk my cum is gonna dribble down your leg.
Mind you a few of the guys I've said this to at work looked a bit concerned, one threatened to cut me with a scalpel which I found quite exciting
That was hilarious
Its true as well....my boss wasn't impressed "
Wasn't impressed with the cum dribbling down his leg as he walked away?!..  |
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"Im gonna fuck you in the ass and when you walk my cum is gonna dribble down your leg.
Mind you a few of the guys I've said this to at work looked a bit concerned, one threatened to cut me with a scalpel which I found quite exciting
That was hilarious
Its true as well....my boss wasn't impressed
Wasn't impressed with the cum dribbling down his leg as he walked away?!.. "
Both with me saying it or a scalpel being used to threatening me...he shook his head and walked away as he has no idea on how to take me at all lol |
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"Im gonna fuck you in the ass and when you walk my cum is gonna dribble down your leg.
Mind you a few of the guys I've said this to at work looked a bit concerned, one threatened to cut me with a scalpel which I found quite exciting "
straight men woudnt like that said to them now would they? |
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"Im gonna fuck you in the ass and when you walk my cum is gonna dribble down your leg.
Mind you a few of the guys I've said this to at work looked a bit concerned, one threatened to cut me with a scalpel which I found quite exciting straight men woudnt like that said to them now would they?"
Then straight men like myself shouldn't take the piss then should they.
Please don't wrongly assume I'm gay again and accuse me of not liking women. |
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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago
Solihull and Brentwood |
Checking into a hotel in Liverpool and I'd messed up the car parking. So the receptionist said:
"If you whip it out quick, no one will notice."
It was all I could do, to keep a straight face. I don't think she realised what she said. But her colleagues did. |
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"Take all of your clothes but keep your knickers on  
I'm coming to where you work if you're going to say that to me  "
I can assure you, it’s not something that desirable for both parts when at work x I’d prefer to meet you on out of work, happy hours |
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"Checking into a hotel in Liverpool and I'd messed up the car parking. So the receptionist said:
"If you whip it out quick, no one will notice."
It was all I could do, to keep a straight face. I don't think she realised what she said. But her colleagues did. "
A bit of an Alan partridge moment |
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When bashing knee, breaking nail or other minor silly injury... claming you need a doctor...
My office is full of doctors consultants head nurses etc Some are rather sexy and I have to bite my lip, thank f for masks! |
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Gosh ! Thats an old crack .it will take some filling
Ah now its warmed up look there is fluid running out
Well its wet and swollen
Righto open the flange
OK sit on it comfortably lean forward you should feel the knob
Squeeze that gently else it will spray everywhere
If you open that wide enough I can slide the tool in
OK pump it another 3 minutes if it hasn't come then you'll need to suck it
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"What is something you can say at work but also say during sex "
Its not something I suppose I should say but when iv trained friends I can say things in a way they'll understand and have a laugh... Anyway... I ramble: Middle and ring finger up. Pinkie and pointer out. Yep same way your missus likes it
Get  looks from other staff too makes it funnier |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This one needs absolutely maximum penetration, use the whole rod, puddles too small, too much gas, is that on pulse. The list is endless in my profession |
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