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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"lemonbuttercream your booty is so fine I would drag my balls through hot coals just to hear you fart through a Walkie talkie  "
I can send you a fart in a jar if you want?? |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"lemonbuttercream your booty is so fine I would drag my balls through hot coals just to hear you fart through a Walkie talkie "
Maybe just carry the walkie talkie with you, that way you won't need to go through the coals to get it?
You're welcome. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm going to send you a jar of my cum, a bag of my pubes and some kinder chocolate.
#youknowwhoyouare"
I prefer the unkinder chocolate but I'm a masochist. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"lemonbuttercream your booty is so fine I would drag my balls through hot coals just to hear you fart through a Walkie talkie
I can send you a fart in a jar if you want?? "
Fart in a jar? Now that's nasty  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm going to send you a jar of my cum, a bag of my pubes and some kinder chocolate.
#youknowwhoyouare
No. No they don't Lemon   "
I've never seen your face before! I'll piss on that...eh metaphorically  ...it's a good one ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm going to send you a jar of my cum, a bag of my pubes and some kinder chocolate.
#youknowwhoyouare
No. No they don't Lemon
I've never seen your face before! I'll piss on that...eh metaphorically ...it's a good one !"
you're metaphorically welcome to  I did try to send a close up version but I'm a little young for your tastes apparently |
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You know what, you might be a nobber but you've got a sweet side. You may think you're a pig-dog at times, you're confidence isn't great but you've come so far compared to the shell of a person to used to be.
I'd bang ya if it was possible
*puts down mirror*
As you were |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"You know what, you might be a nobber but you've got a sweet side. You may think you're a pig-dog at times, you're confidence isn't great but you've come so far compared to the shell of a person to used to be.
I'd bang ya if it was possible
*puts down mirror*
As you were "
*stands and applauds* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You know what, you might be a nobber but you've got a sweet side. You may think you're a pig-dog at times, you're confidence isn't great but you've come so far compared to the shell of a person to used to be.
I'd bang ya if it was possible
*puts down mirror*
As you were "
You’re ace. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You know what, you might be a nobber but you've got a sweet side. You may think you're a pig-dog at times, you're confidence isn't great but you've come so far compared to the shell of a person to used to be.
I'd bang ya if it was possible
*puts down mirror*
As you were
You’re ace."
I second that!
Total cunt...but wonderful you are PP! 
Lu |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"You know what, you might be a nobber but you've got a sweet side. You may think you're a pig-dog at times, you're confidence isn't great but you've come so far compared to the shell of a person to used to be.
I'd bang ya if it was possible
*puts down mirror*
As you were
You’re ace.
I second that!
Total cunt...but wonderful you are PP!
Lu "
I'll third it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Urination, urination
Urination’s what you need
When your bladder starts to ache,
And your balls are about to break,
Uh huh urinination what’s you need.
I’m too busy passing my pants these days to piss on a lamppost |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My tender has a nice jawline. I’d like to rub my bean on his chin. "
Your tender is very pleased with that sentence and would welcome your bean juice on his chin!
Goes without saying that you’re a right hottie Annie.
Long time fan of both your show and your fab musings.
Looking forward to the book.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My tender has a nice jawline. I’d like to rub my bean on his chin.
Your tender is very pleased with that sentence and would welcome your bean juice on his chin!
Goes without saying that you’re a right hottie Annie.
Long time fan of both your show and your fab musings.
Looking forward to the book.
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You can have a copy. I’ll even rub the spine of the book between my bum cheeks! |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
"Urination, urination
Urination’s what you need
When your bladder starts to ache,
And your balls are about to break,
Uh huh urinination what’s you need.
I’m too busy passing my pants these days to piss on a lamppost "
Oh aye? Who you passing your pants to then eh? Spill the beans Doc!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm going to send you a jar of my cum, a bag of my pubes and some kinder chocolate.
#youknowwhoyouare
No. No they don't Lemon "
I do know who he is. I think. She gave it away by mentioning kinder |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"lemonbuttercream your booty is so fine I would drag my balls through hot coals just to hear you fart through a Walkie talkie
I can send you a fart in a jar if you want??
Fart in a jar? Now that's nasty "
You know you'll inhale it and jizz instantly!!
#thatsthepoweroffarts |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm going to send you a jar of my cum, a bag of my pubes and some kinder chocolate.
#youknowwhoyouare
No. No they don't Lemon
I do know who he is. I think. She gave it away by mentioning kinder "
#youknowwhoyouare |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Urination, urination
Urination’s what you need
When your bladder starts to ache,
And your balls are about to break,
Uh huh urinination what’s you need.
I’m too busy passing my pants these days to piss on a lamppost
Oh aye? Who you passing your pants to then eh? Spill the beans Doc! "
Bloody auto-carrot.
If I’m passing pants I’ve got more of a problem than I thought
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My tender has a nice jawline. I’d like to rub my bean on his chin.
Your tender is very pleased with that sentence and would welcome your bean juice on his chin!
Goes without saying that you’re a right hottie Annie.
Long time fan of both your show and your fab musings.
Looking forward to the book.
You can have a copy. I’ll even rub the spine of the book between my bum cheeks!"
She shits you not |
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