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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What pointless questions do you get asked.
For example I couldn't find my glasses, I ask my partner if he knew where they were, He said where did you leave them?!!!!!
Well if I knew that I wouldn't be asking now my love would I!!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What pointless questions do you get asked.
For example I couldn't find my glasses, I ask my partner if he knew where they were, He said where did you leave them?!!!!!
Well if I knew that I wouldn't be asking now my love would I!!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What pointless questions do you get asked.
For example I couldn't find my glasses, I ask my partner if he knew where they were, He said where did you leave them?!!!!!
Well if I knew that I wouldn't be asking now my love would I!!!!
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I remember having that chat with my mum a while back, she said "isn't it funny tho, they're always in the last place you look"
 well yes mother....you wouldn't find them, and keep fucking looking would you?! 
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What pointless questions do you get asked.
For example I couldn't find my glasses, I ask my partner if he knew where they were, He said where did you leave them?!!!!!
Well if I knew that I wouldn't be asking now my love would I!!!!
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I usually get asked if they are on my head |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you want I cup of tea?
If I haven’t got a cup, I want a cup. Dead simple. "
Yes! This! If I'm awake and haven't got a drink in front of me then I want a cup of tea. |
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My parents ask a lot of pointless questions.
The door knocker goes or the phone rings they look at me and ask
"now who's that?" how in gods name do I know
I pick the post up from the door mat and hand it to them, they then stare at the letter, turn it over and study the handwriting and ask me
"who's this from?"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My parents ask a lot of pointless questions.
The door knocker goes or the phone rings they look at me and ask
"now who's that?" how in gods name do I know
I pick the post up from the door mat and hand it to them, they then stare at the letter, turn it over and study the handwriting and ask me
"who's this from?"
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You've just described my grandma
R.I.P.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What pointless questions do you get asked.
For example I couldn't find my glasses, I ask my partner if he knew where they were, He said where did you leave them?!!!!!
Well if I knew that I wouldn't be asking now my love would I!!!!
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Haha
Sorry, I proper snort laughed at that. I’ve had the very same reaction to that pointless question! X |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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When people talk to their pets asking "Are you hungry?"
I understand talking to pets, I do it myself but I'd be shell-shocked if my dog answered back with something like "Please increase the portion size!" |
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"My parents ask a lot of pointless questions.
The door knocker goes or the phone rings they look at me and ask
"now who's that?" how in gods name do I know
I pick the post up from the door mat and hand it to them, they then stare at the letter, turn it over and study the handwriting and ask me
"who's this from?"
You've just described my grandma
R.I.P.
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It's a lovable trait isn't it.
My parents are probably a símilar generation to your grandmother. I'm glad you have fond memories of her.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My parents ask a lot of pointless questions.
The door knocker goes or the phone rings they look at me and ask
"now who's that?" how in gods name do I know
I pick the post up from the door mat and hand it to them, they then stare at the letter, turn it over and study the handwriting and ask me
"who's this from?"
You've just described my grandma
R.I.P.
It's a lovable trait isn't it.
My parents are probably a símilar generation to your grandmother. I'm glad you have fond memories of her. "
She was so adorable.
Especially when she couldn't remember our names and basically said every name possible (including the dogs  ) until she got it right, bless her. |
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"My parents ask a lot of pointless questions.
The door knocker goes or the phone rings they look at me and ask
"now who's that?" how in gods name do I know
I pick the post up from the door mat and hand it to them, they then stare at the letter, turn it over and study the handwriting and ask me
"who's this from?"
You've just described my grandma
R.I.P.
It's a lovable trait isn't it.
My parents are probably a símilar generation to your grandmother. I'm glad you have fond memories of her.
She was so adorable.
Especially when she couldn't remember our names and basically said every name possible (including the dogs ) until she got it right, bless her. "
are you a long lost relative of mine? My mum constantly calls me every name in the family before she gets to me and I have a shed load of brothers, 14 nieces and nephews and several great nieces and nephews. I'm often standing there for five minutes before she gets to me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My parents ask a lot of pointless questions.
The door knocker goes or the phone rings they look at me and ask
"now who's that?" how in gods name do I know
I pick the post up from the door mat and hand it to them, they then stare at the letter, turn it over and study the handwriting and ask me
"who's this from?"
You've just described my grandma
R.I.P.
It's a lovable trait isn't it.
My parents are probably a símilar generation to your grandmother. I'm glad you have fond memories of her.
She was so adorable.
Especially when she couldn't remember our names and basically said every name possible (including the dogs ) until she got it right, bless her.
are you a long lost relative of mine? My mum constantly calls me every name in the family before she gets to me and I have a shed load of brothers, 14 nieces and nephews and several great nieces and nephews. I'm often standing there for five minutes before she gets to me "
The resemblance is uncanny
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Name a country that begins with two consonants? As always by 'country' we mean a sovereign state that's a member of the UN in its own right.
That was one...there have been many others "
Someone has been watching to much pointless do we need to do an intervention before you join the 200 club. X |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What pointless questions do you get asked.
For example I couldn't find my glasses, I ask my partner if he knew where they were, He said where did you leave them?!!!!!
Well if I knew that I wouldn't be asking now my love would I!!!!
I remember having that chat with my mum a while back, she said "isn't it funny tho, they're always in the last place you look"
well yes mother....you wouldn't find them, and keep fucking looking would you?!
Lu "
Very true. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"On here to I have ginger pubes 
At home
Where are my shoes?
Did you look in the shoe box?
No?
Well blinking look there first then ask why they weren't there in the first place grr"
My mum used to call this looking with your mouth not your eyes. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"My parents ask a lot of pointless questions.
The door knocker goes or the phone rings they look at me and ask
"now who's that?" how in gods name do I know
I pick the post up from the door mat and hand it to them, they then stare at the letter, turn it over and study the handwriting and ask me
"who's this from?"
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Ash does this too.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not questions but my sister is the queen of pointless warnings. It drives me nuts!
Using a ladder - 'don't fall off that'
Lighting a candle - 'don't set yourself on fire'
Crossing the road - 'don't get hit by that bus'
The worst is that if you did accidentally do any of those things she'd say 'but I told you not to do that' |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"Name a country that begins with two consonants? As always by 'country' we mean a sovereign state that's a member of the UN in its own right.
That was one...there have been many others
Someone has been watching to much pointless do we need to do an intervention before you join the 200 club. X"
None needed - I'm going with Trinidad & Tobago for a safe, but hopefully low-ish score |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I only ever ask valid questions like what time is dinner and what are we eating. "
And my answer to you is whatever ever you put in the oven my love because I can't Flipping see because I can't find my glasses!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When your boss says do you mind doing this for me? Pointless asking, just telling with a polite tone "
I do this
"Can we get this done today do you think?" by which I obviously mean you. |
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"My parents ask a lot of pointless questions.
The door knocker goes or the phone rings they look at me and ask
"now who's that?" how in gods name do I know
I pick the post up from the door mat and hand it to them, they then stare at the letter, turn it over and study the handwriting and ask me
"who's this from?"
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My mum does that too, always makes me laugh! If we're watching a film it's a steady stream of "who is that? Why are they doing that? How are they going to sort that out? Now what's happening?". No reply is ever needed, thankfully. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What pointless questions do you get asked.
For example I couldn't find my glasses, I ask my partner if he knew where they were, He said where did you leave them?!!!!!
Well if I knew that I wouldn't be asking now my love would I!!!!
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Women from my past asking 'What are you thinking', they clearly had no realisation of my ability to be completely blank |
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By (user no longer on site)
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My adult daughter is famous for asking questions halfway through movies , especiallynew releases, oh do you think he will die, is he the killer , loads of film related questions . I reply , for feck sake I've seen the film up to the same point as you , how do I know. ? |
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"My parents ask a lot of pointless questions.
The door knocker goes or the phone rings they look at me and ask
"now who's that?" how in gods name do I know
I pick the post up from the door mat and hand it to them, they then stare at the letter, turn it over and study the handwriting and ask me
"who's this from?"
My mum does that too, always makes me laugh! If we're watching a film it's a steady stream of "who is that? Why are they doing that? How are they going to sort that out? Now what's happening?". No reply is ever needed, thankfully."
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