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over a year ago
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True story,
Years ago when dating a lass, after a night out and back to hers, we were sat chatting and being silly. I went to get drinks, and just as I returned Slow Hands - The Pointer Sisters came on, so I set drinks down and went to it. "Trying" to be all sexy, managed to get my belt off and shirt, we were laughing so much, then she got up and pushed me onto the chair, she done a far better job than me   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Monster - Automatic
What's that coming over the hill is it a monster!
Oh behave you  
Make me
Don't test me lady 
Is that a challenge or a threat "
Never a threat but I do like challenges |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Monster - Automatic
What's that coming over the hill is it a monster!
Oh behave you
Make me
Don't test me lady
Is that a challenge or a threat
Never a threat but I do like challenges "
Oh this I know |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Monster - Automatic
What's that coming over the hill is it a monster!
Oh behave you
Make me
Don't test me lady
Is that a challenge or a threat
Never a threat but I do like challenges
Oh this I know "
I'll maybe even throw Slow Hands on |
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"I don’t know half of these. Listening to them will give me something to do, maybe I’ll practice my stripping to them
I shall load up a playlist
Mr HH"
You just want to go around strutting your stuff, don't you Mr HH |
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"I don’t know half of these. Listening to them will give me something to do, maybe I’ll practice my stripping to them
I shall load up a playlist
Mr HH
You just want to go around strutting your stuff, don't you Mr HH "
I don’t know if it would be a rock song like AC/DC - Thunderstruck or a disco classic like KC and the sunshine band - That’s the way I like it. 
Mr HH |
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"I don’t know half of these. Listening to them will give me something to do, maybe I’ll practice my stripping to them
I shall load up a playlist
Mr HH
You just want to go around strutting your stuff, don't you Mr HH
I don’t know if it would be a rock song like AC/DC - Thunderstruck or a disco classic like KC and the sunshine band - That’s the way I like it.
Mr HH"
Haha do you do the head nods when you dance to that's the way I like it? And I'd be more concerned with what you were going to strike if you were blasting thunderstruck |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I don’t know half of these. Listening to them will give me something to do, maybe I’ll practice my stripping to them
I shall load up a playlist
Mr HH
You just want to go around strutting your stuff, don't you Mr HH
I don’t know if it would be a rock song like AC/DC - Thunderstruck or a disco classic like KC and the sunshine band - That’s the way I like it.
Mr HH
Haha do you do the head nods when you dance to that's the way I like it? And I'd be more concerned with what you were going to strike if you were blasting thunderstruck "
Don’t give him ideas |
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"I don’t know half of these. Listening to them will give me something to do, maybe I’ll practice my stripping to them
I shall load up a playlist
Mr HH
You just want to go around strutting your stuff, don't you Mr HH
I don’t know if it would be a rock song like AC/DC - Thunderstruck or a disco classic like KC and the sunshine band - That’s the way I like it.
Mr HH
Haha do you do the head nods when you dance to that's the way I like it? And I'd be more concerned with what you were going to strike if you were blasting thunderstruck
Don’t give him ideas "
Sure he has plenty of those on his own accord |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I don’t know half of these. Listening to them will give me something to do, maybe I’ll practice my stripping to them
I shall load up a playlist
Mr HH
You just want to go around strutting your stuff, don't you Mr HH
I don’t know if it would be a rock song like AC/DC - Thunderstruck or a disco classic like KC and the sunshine band - That’s the way I like it.
Mr HH
Haha do you do the head nods when you dance to that's the way I like it? And I'd be more concerned with what you were going to strike if you were blasting thunderstruck
Don’t give him ideas
Sure he has plenty of those on his own accord "
Yes, he does, usually excellent ones |
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"I don’t know half of these. Listening to them will give me something to do, maybe I’ll practice my stripping to them
I shall load up a playlist
Mr HH
You just want to go around strutting your stuff, don't you Mr HH
I don’t know if it would be a rock song like AC/DC - Thunderstruck or a disco classic like KC and the sunshine band - That’s the way I like it.
Mr HH
Haha do you do the head nods when you dance to that's the way I like it? And I'd be more concerned with what you were going to strike if you were blasting thunderstruck
Don’t give him ideas
Sure he has plenty of those on his own accord
Yes, he does, usually excellent ones "
How come I can hear a bwa ha ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The Doors Whisky song
And the dancing would be awful
I think you need to put a video up as proof "
I get my moves from Bill Bailey dancing to the Wurzles |
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"The Doors Whisky song
And the dancing would be awful
I think you need to put a video up as proof
I get my moves from Bill Bailey dancing to the Wurzles "
Please refer to my above comment |
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Well assuming that someone is ill enough to actually want to watch me strip it would have to be something to distract them and prevent them vomiting.
To make it very surreal I would go for The theme song to the old TV series MONKEY.
Or
Trio.
Da da da.
Why not makes as much sense as someone wanting to watch me get nekkid. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The Doors Whisky song
And the dancing would be awful
I think you need to put a video up as proof
I get my moves from Bill Bailey dancing to the Wurzles
Please refer to my above comment "
It’s no happening |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Off the Doctor theme, but a couple of others I would happily strut my stuff to...
The Zoo - The Scorpions
https://youtu.be/X27IfAgzhTY
Touch too much - AC/DC
https://youtu.be/JGftIcp2SC0
The Only Thing That Looks Good On Me Is You - Bryan Adams
https://youtu.be/onn8x-qDrtg
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