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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've kept my pubes short as per usual.
My head hair on the other hand is just shit.
Its...just....shit.
Its at that tragic length where its too short to lay flat, and its too long to gel.
All i do is put gel in..realise it looks shit...wash it out...dry it...realise it looks shit..put some gel in it...realise it looks shit and repeat.
Im so offended by muself right now.
Its a good thing we are in lockdown because i wouldnt shag me.
(I would if i could)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Id like to add im actively trying to chat up any hairdressers in preparation for future viral outbreaks. So if youre a hairdresser and want to get married then message me.
Ive got a massive knob and I cook.
So...yeah theres that and ill leave it right there.
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I decided, many months ago, to run an experiment to see if it was possible to braid a plait from groin to ankle with my body hair.
Not managed it yet, but that explains the state of my bush n leg hair. I'm not lazy, I'm just mid experiment  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Id like to add im actively trying to chat up any hairdressers in preparation for future viral outbreaks. So if youre a hairdresser and want to get married then message me.
Ive got a massive knob and I cook.
So...yeah theres that and ill leave it right there.
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I'm not a hairdresser but guess I could always retrain  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've kept my pubes short as per usual.
My head hair on the other hand is just shit.
Its...just....shit.
Its at that tragic length where its too short to lay flat, and its too long to gel.
All i do is put gel in..realise it looks shit...wash it out...dry it...realise it looks shit..put some gel in it...realise it looks shit and repeat.
Im so offended by muself right now.
Its a good thing we are in lockdown because i wouldnt shag me.
(I would if i could)
"
You are at the "in-between stage"
Baseball caps were invented for such occurrences. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was freshly waxed a couple of days prior to Christmas and it's still holding up 
Alice x  "
I've never been waxed "down there"
The thought gives me shivers  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I decided, many months ago, to run an experiment to see if it was possible to braid a plait from groin to ankle with my body hair.
Not managed it yet, but that explains the state of my bush n leg hair. I'm not lazy, I'm just mid experiment "
Hahaha
I look forward to your update on the final results.
It's important to have a lockdown hobby  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Amateur Topiary is the way forward
My pubes are currently crafted into the form of a peacock
Quite apt really
Do they "present" when scared?"
In full colour |
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"I was freshly waxed a couple of days prior to Christmas and it's still holding up
Alice x
I've never been waxed "down there"
The thought gives me shivers "
I was the same first time was September last year.....not as bad as I was expecting  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Since treating myself to a new gadget without causing my jewellery any harm trim more often makes light work in the shower wanna feel "
Electronic devices can be very useful.
Just make sure you don't run out of batteries like Scarlet did |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Trimmed above, shaven balls and below/crack for me... Alot more comfortable than shaven "
Being shaved is certainly more comfortable.
But with the Barbours shut I can't get a hair cut, but I wear wigs to hide it, so all is not lost |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Amateur Topiary is the way forward
My pubes are currently crafted into the form of a peacock
Quite apt really
Do they "present" when scared?
In full colour "
Amazing.
Does the centre spit when it gets excited? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was freshly waxed a couple of days prior to Christmas and it's still holding up
Alice x
I've never been waxed "down there"
The thought gives me shivers
I was the same first time was September last year.....not as bad as I was expecting "
I'd like to give it a go, but I fear my "surprise" between my legs could be a shock for the waxer |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Zz top style pubes?
I don't think that's a very helpful statement in relation to how we see ourselves
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It's figurative, humour.
You know, having a laugh
Try it, it makes you happier |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Got a beard at mo need hair cut .but still trimmed and shaven in mens department. Just in case u av accident and end up needed treatment lol x "
Always be prepared
Good thinking batman |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Trimmed and neatened up the edges
Head hair however... grown about a foot this last year! Covers my nipples now!  "
I swear my head hair grows faster when the barbours are shut just to annoy me.
Either that, or my shampoo has been spiked with miracle grow |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't shave even when we aren't in lockdown.
No more sore labia or itchy, red bumps.
A little trim up when it covers my hole is all I need.
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I used to get little red bumps at first, but then I suppose my skin got used to it and I don't get them anymore x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Zz top style pubes?
I don't think that's a very helpful statement in relation to how we see ourselves
It's figurative, humour.
You know, having a laugh
Try it, it makes you happier "
I laugh at funny stuff
You know, stuff that's actually funny
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Freshly shaven head, face and elsewhere.
Silky smooth is the way to go.
Good call
It’s not everywhere because that would cost a fortune in razor blades, just were it counts. "
The price of razor blades so annoy me
I've got a Gillette power one, and it's like £15 for a set of blades
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"Freshly shaven head, face and elsewhere.
Silky smooth is the way to go.
Good call
It’s not everywhere because that would cost a fortune in razor blades, just were it counts.
The price of razor blades so annoy me
I've got a Gillette power one, and it's like £15 for a set of blades
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Wouldn’t attempt it with a bic orange disposable!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Shaven as always, just because we ca’t meet doesn’t mean we should let standards drop, had my barnet cropped yesterday, by er indoors, as I was beginning to look a bit like Catweazle |
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"Freshly shaven head, face and elsewhere.
Silky smooth is the way to go.
Good call
It’s not everywhere because that would cost a fortune in razor blades, just were it counts.
The price of razor blades so annoy me
I've got a Gillette power one, and it's like £15 for a set of blades
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They are expensive  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Zz top style pubes?
I don't think that's a very helpful statement in relation to how we see ourselves
It's figurative, humour.
You know, having a laugh
Try it, it makes you happier
I laugh at funny stuff
You know, stuff that's actually funny
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Sometimes I rub sand into my long ZZ Top style pubes.
You know, just so I can make my crabs feel at home.
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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
"Since treating myself to a new gadget without causing my jewellery any harm trim more often makes light work in the shower wanna feel
Electronic devices can be very useful.
Just make sure you don't run out of batteries like Scarlet did"
I can assure you I never will as it's a rechargeable one and it vibrates so maybe scarlet might benefit from this too |
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"Zz top style pubes?
I don't think that's a very helpful statement in relation to how we see ourselves
It's figurative, humour.
You know, having a laugh
Try it, it makes you happier
I laugh at funny stuff
You know, stuff that's actually funny
Sometimes I rub sand into my long ZZ Top style pubes.
You know, just so I can make my crabs feel at home.
"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Depends on the day...I probably shave twice a week.
My pubes are sooo grey!
Mine you so is my head...just as well I'm a blonde "
Your hair looks Fab to me, as does the rest of you, Gorgeous ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've kept my pubes short as per usual.
My head hair on the other hand is just shit.
Its...just....shit.
Its at that tragic length where its too short to lay flat, and its too long to gel.
All i do is put gel in..realise it looks shit...wash it out...dry it...realise it looks shit..put some gel in it...realise it looks shit and repeat.
Im so offended by muself right now.
Its a good thing we are in lockdown because i wouldnt shag me.
(I would if i could)
You are at the "in-between stage"
Baseball caps were invented for such occurrences."
in more ways than one hon |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Zz top style pubes?
I don't think that's a very helpful statement in relation to how we see ourselves
It's figurative, humour.
You know, having a laugh
Try it, it makes you happier
I laugh at funny stuff
You know, stuff that's actually funny
Sometimes I rub sand into my long ZZ Top style pubes.
You know, just so I can make my crabs feel at home.
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It should come as no surprise that I didn't find that funny either
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Id like to add im actively trying to chat up any hairdressers in preparation for future viral outbreaks. So if youre a hairdresser and want to get married then message me.
Ive got a massive knob and I cook.
So...yeah theres that and ill leave it right there.
I'm not a hairdresser but guess I could always retrain "
feel free to practice on me |
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"I was freshly waxed a couple of days prior to Christmas and it's still holding up
Alice x
I've never been waxed "down there"
The thought gives me shivers
I was the same first time was September last year.....not as bad as I was expecting
I'd like to give it a go, but I fear my "surprise" between my legs could be a shock for the waxer "
They've seen it all before |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Zz top style pubes?
I don't think that's a very helpful statement in relation to how we see ourselves
It's figurative, humour.
You know, having a laugh
Try it, it makes you happier
I laugh at funny stuff
You know, stuff that's actually funny
Sometimes I rub sand into my long ZZ Top style pubes.
You know, just so I can make my crabs feel at home.
It should come as no surprise that I didn't find that funny either
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Thank you for sharing your thoughts with the class.
But I'm not biting.
Enjoy your evening
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've kept my pubes short as per usual.
My head hair on the other hand is just shit.
Its...just....shit.
Its at that tragic length where its too short to lay flat, and its too long to gel.
All i do is put gel in..realise it looks shit...wash it out...dry it...realise it looks shit..put some gel in it...realise it looks shit and repeat.
Im so offended by muself right now.
Its a good thing we are in lockdown because i wouldnt shag me.
(I would if i could)
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Just shave it off
Missy x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You require some styling moose ...
They did that sketch on 'not the Nine O'clock News' years ago. I can still picture the moose, although I don't believe it was a real one!"
And don't forget the talking moose on Faulty Towers
"I can speak English, I learned it from a book"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Freshly shaven head, face and elsewhere.
Silky smooth is the way to go.
Good call
It’s not everywhere because that would cost a fortune in razor blades, just were it counts.
The price of razor blades so annoy me
I've got a Gillette power one, and it's like £15 for a set of blades
Wouldn’t attempt it with a bic orange disposable!! "
Hell no!
Those things are lethal |
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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago
Maidstone |
"Id like to add im actively trying to chat up any hairdressers in preparation for future viral outbreaks. So if youre a hairdresser and want to get married then message me.
Ive got a massive knob and I cook.
So...yeah theres that and ill leave it right there.
I'm not a hairdresser but guess I could always retrain "
Grrr you beat me to the queue...
Shall we form an orderly (2 m) socially distance line?! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's being taken care of
Hahaha
Hopefully it's not a lengthy process
I got it down to neatly trimmed. Its a multi stage project. "
Patience is key, these things can not be rushed |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"All trimmed and shaved as a matter of personal pride and grooming "
There is nothing wrong with taking pride in one's appearance, even if such parts can not be seen by others presently |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Must admit, I'm not a "victim" of porn or Fab apparent "normality" so I'm au naturel.
There's nothing wrong with that
Be true to yourself "
If only others would agree! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Shaven as always, just because we ca’t meet doesn’t mean we should let standards drop, had my barnet cropped yesterday, by er indoors, as I was beginning to look a bit like Catweazle"
It's good you have assistance.
If I need a hair cut I'll need to do it myself, I've never done that before |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Depends on the day...I probably shave twice a week.
My pubes are sooo grey!
Mine you so is my head...just as well I'm a blonde "
Haha
I'm going grey on my sideboards 
Luckily I have 9 wigs to hide it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Since treating myself to a new gadget without causing my jewellery any harm trim more often makes light work in the shower wanna feel
Electronic devices can be very useful.
Just make sure you don't run out of batteries like Scarlet did
I can assure you I never will as it's a rechargeable one and it vibrates so maybe scarlet might benefit from this too "
There are many household objects of pleasure available |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was freshly waxed a couple of days prior to Christmas and it's still holding up
Alice x
I've never been waxed "down there"
The thought gives me shivers
I was the same first time was September last year.....not as bad as I was expecting
I'd like to give it a go, but I fear my "surprise" between my legs could be a shock for the waxer
They've seen it all before "
That's a good point.
I shall brave it once things allow |
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"Zz top style pubes?
I don't think that's a very helpful statement in relation to how we see ourselves
It's figurative, humour.
You know, having a laugh
Try it, it makes you happier
I laugh at funny stuff
You know, stuff that's actually funny
Sometimes I rub sand into my long ZZ Top style pubes.
You know, just so I can make my crabs feel at home.
"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Must admit, I'm not a "victim" of porn or Fab apparent "normality" so I'm au naturel.
There's nothing wrong with that
Be true to yourself
If only others would agree!"
For every person who doesn't appreciate you, there is someone who does.
It's an important life lesson I've learned.
So don't think about those who don't, concentrate on those who do
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Shaved yesterday through boredom
Be careful, lockdown boredom can inspire many weird projects.
Trust me
One persons weird......."
I have many household "inventions" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It’s was a mess but I had new clothes to take pics in so had to shave lol probably end up a mess again in a month or 2 "
You spend too much money on clothes sis lol x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Shaved yesterday through boredom
Be careful, lockdown boredom can inspire many weird projects.
Trust me
One persons weird.......
I have many household "inventions"
Sounds interesting. "
Its important to have a lockdown hobby.
And what better then to make sexual aids from everyday household objects |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s was a mess but I had new clothes to take pics in so had to shave lol probably end up a mess again in a month or 2
You spend too much money on clothes sis lol x"
I know sis tell me about it x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s was a mess but I had new clothes to take pics in so had to shave lol probably end up a mess again in a month or 2
You have stunning pics "
Awww thank you so much x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"70s bush and ridiculously long mane going on.
*Eyes kitchen scissors*
Haha be careful though
I mean for my head  "
Hahaha
You can never be too sure on here |
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"70s bush and ridiculously long mane going on.
*Eyes kitchen scissors*
Haha be careful though
I mean for my head
Hahaha
You can never be too sure on here "
Downstairs, nail scissors for a first run.
Carefully.
When I have reason to be bothered again |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"Shaven as always, just because we ca’t meet doesn’t mean we should let standards drop, had my barnet cropped yesterday, by er indoors, as I was beginning to look a bit like Catweazle"
I have standards. I also have pubic hair
Oh, and armpit hair at the moment too.
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"Shaven as always, just because we ca’t meet doesn’t mean we should let standards drop, had my barnet cropped yesterday, by er indoors, as I was beginning to look a bit like Catweazle
I have standards. I also have pubic hair
Oh, and armpit hair at the moment too.
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I find armpit hair makes antiperspirant less effective. So I'm always on top of that, even when I let the moustache go |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"Shaven as always, just because we ca’t meet doesn’t mean we should let standards drop, had my barnet cropped yesterday, by er indoors, as I was beginning to look a bit like Catweazle
I have standards. I also have pubic hair
Oh, and armpit hair at the moment too.
I find armpit hair makes antiperspirant less effective. So I'm always on top of that, even when I let the moustache go "
I'm lucky that I don't sweat much under my armpits. I rarely get body odour even without deodorant.
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"Shaven as always, just because we ca’t meet doesn’t mean we should let standards drop, had my barnet cropped yesterday, by er indoors, as I was beginning to look a bit like Catweazle
I have standards. I also have pubic hair
Oh, and armpit hair at the moment too.
I find armpit hair makes antiperspirant less effective. So I'm always on top of that, even when I let the moustache go
I'm lucky that I don't sweat much under my armpits. I rarely get body odour even without deodorant.
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I'm... not so lucky. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I epilated my legs..
Fuck me... Never again.
They were on fire an hour later and I had a thousand red dots for 3 days.
Dove mousse and a razor in all areas now! "
epilators are evil nasty things mines is tucked away in its box and will never come out ever again
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"The hair on my head is wild and unruly because I can’t trim it myself... elsewhere? I have clippers for that..
As your username suggests "
Oh, never an actual razor... I don’t trust myself enough down there! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I epilated my legs..
Fuck me... Never again.
They were on fire an hour later and I had a thousand red dots for 3 days.
Dove mousse and a razor in all areas now! "
I get so many compliments about my long legs.
Yeah.
But they don't know how long it takes to shave the fukkas |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The hair on my head is wild and unruly because I can’t trim it myself... elsewhere? I have clippers for that..
As your username suggests
Oh, never an actual razor... I don’t trust myself enough down there!"
Then perhaps you require the delicate attention of someone to "see to your needs"? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I always like to feel fresh and smooth all over for me.So arm pits legs and foo foo are silky smooth shaved and moisturized every day "
*Virtual high 5*
Tis the way I am |
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"Bush is under control but I’m rocking a pair of curtains not seen since the mid 90s
Old Skool
Just don't start singing Chesney Hawkes "
Haha nope not my karaoke songs... rocking a Johnny Greenwood from Radiohead mop just now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bush is under control but I’m rocking a pair of curtains not seen since the mid 90s
Old Skool
Just don't start singing Chesney Hawkes
Haha nope not my karaoke songs... rocking a Johnny Greenwood from Radiohead mop just now"
Hahaha
Wtf why is this thread still going 
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