"I'd rather be a bitch. Is that allowed?
I always think that knobheads and arseholes relate to men. (please don't accuse me of being sexist, I can't be hassled with a big discussion about it)
Mrs"
Well there's no need to be such a bitch about it   |
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"I'd rather be a bitch. Is that allowed?
I always think that knobheads and arseholes relate to men. (please don't accuse me of being sexist, I can't be hassled with a big discussion about it)
Mrs"
I agree. Often think my real name is twat as seem to be what most of mates call me lol |
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"a knobhead, or an arsehole?
I think I'd rather be a knobhead, as they are annoying and frustrating, but arseholes are obnoxious and infuriating.
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Knobheads are annoying but quirky and loveable. Arseholes are bitter, malicious and horrible.
Arsehole every day |
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"I'd rather be a bitch. Is that allowed?
I always think that knobheads and arseholes relate to men. (please don't accuse me of being sexist, I can't be hassled with a big discussion about it)
Mrs
Well there's no need to be such a bitch about it "
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over a year ago
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Im probably taking this way to literally as i always do.
Id rather be a knobhead because then id have my knob on my head.
This would be advantageous because i could paint myself blue and pretend i was Papa Smurf, who as we all know is every ladies fantasy.
Also if i had a cock on my head i could head butt women into a climax while simultaneouslylicking their bootyhole!!
I have a big ol wang on me so i could also pretend to be an elephant and that would mean i wouldnt forget birthdays and anniversaries.
This would likely mean id get more oral sex from appreciative partners.
Suck my head wang ladies.
suuuuck iiiiit!!! |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"Can I just be a c*nt?
I love that word 
So you don't want to let me be one? Meanie
I’m just yet to see evidence that it’s a fitting nickname......"
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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Can I just be a c*nt?
I love that word
So you don't want to let me be one? Meanie
I’m just yet to see evidence that it’s a fitting nickname......
Aww thanks! I think.... "
I think he wants to see your actual you know what. |
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"Im probably taking this way to literally as i always do.
Id rather be a knobhead because then id have my knob on my head.
This would be advantageous because i could paint myself blue and pretend i was Papa Smurf, who as we all know is every ladies fantasy.
Also if i had a cock on my head i could head butt women into a climax while simultaneouslylicking their bootyhole!!
I have a big ol wang on me so i could also pretend to be an elephant and that would mean i wouldnt forget birthdays and anniversaries.
This would likely mean id get more oral sex from appreciative partners.
Suck my head wang ladies.
suuuuck iiiiit!!! "
I couldn't suck if I tried I'm to busy laughing
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"Can I just be a c*nt?
I love that word
So you don't want to let me be one? Meanie
I’m just yet to see evidence that it’s a fitting nickname......
Aww thanks! I think....
I think he wants to see your actual you know what. "
Ohhh. Well. That's not for public viewing  |
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