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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was once rather tipsy and giddy at number 10 Downing St . Under a very previous administration . I shared a loo with a newly made female chum we both had a fit of the jolly giggles |
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"Most nights i have out of body experiences and feel myself on the ceiling looking down on myself and regularly wake up experiencing sleep paralysis
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I wouldn’t mind a body on body experience with you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can dislocate my thumb and put it back in place
Handy for escaping handcuff......apparently. "
Ha ha now why would I ever want to escape them if I being handcuffed then it’s |
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"I can dislocate my thumb and put it back in place
Handy for escaping handcuff......apparently.
Ha ha now why would I ever want to escape them if I being handcuffed then it’s "
If you have an itch that needs scratching!! Not that type of itch, a real one. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Most nights i have out of body experiences and feel myself on the ceiling looking down on myself and regularly wake up experiencing sleep paralysis
I wouldn’t mind a body on body experience with you "
to cloud 9? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can dislocate my thumb and put it back in place
Handy for escaping handcuff......apparently.
Ha ha now why would I ever want to escape them if I being handcuffed then it’s
If you have an itch that needs scratching!! Not that type of itch, a real one. "
I pritty shour the person who has me cuffed can scratch it for me lol |
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"I am a the least remarkable man on the planet I have zero skills and nothing amazing that I can do."
Think how different the film Taken would have been if Liam Neeson had uttered these words instead. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I am a the least remarkable man on the planet I have zero skills and nothing amazing that I can do.
Think how different the film Taken would have been if Liam Neeson had uttered these words instead. "
Hahaha |
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"I am a the least remarkable man on the planet I have zero skills and nothing amazing that I can do.
Think how different the film Taken would have been if Liam Neeson had uttered these words instead. "
I won't find you, and I won't do anything to you. |
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"I am a the least remarkable man on the planet I have zero skills and nothing amazing that I can do.
Think how different the film Taken would have been if Liam Neeson had uttered these words instead. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im responsible for a no1 single
Grandma we love you?
Worse....
Come, tell the class.
Don't keep us in suspense "
I arranged (kinda)for cotton eyed Joe to be released in this country |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Im responsible for a no1 single
Grandma we love you?
Worse....
Come, tell the class.
Don't keep us in suspense
I arranged (kinda)for cotton eyed Joe to be released in this country "
More information required! |
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"Im responsible for a no1 single
Grandma we love you?
Worse....
Come, tell the class.
Don't keep us in suspense
I arranged (kinda)for cotton eyed Joe to be released in this country "
You bastard!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Im responsible for a no1 single
Grandma we love you?
Worse....
Come, tell the class.
Don't keep us in suspense
I arranged (kinda)for cotton eyed Joe to be released in this country "
Now you've said that, I once viewed a house and the owner had on the wall a silver/gold disc and he said he was producer or bass player on it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I like my own way way too much
That said, I couldn't live with a pushover
Easy going about major stuff, but quite often lose my shizz over minor inconveniences
I have to tread a very finely balanced line in life |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once helped create an earthquake that measured on the Richter scale
I also have a lump missing from my right ear that, at birth, was matched by a lump ON my left ear"
Perfectly unbalanced! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have no cartilage on the rim of my ears and when I was born one ear was folded over. I shout 'ear check!' at my kids every time I put a mask on and they tell me if I look like Pob or not, then help me make the necessary adjustments. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have touched the European Cup ( now
Champions League) best I can do lol "
Phil Thompson got a phone call from his local one morning to be asked if he was going to pick that cup back up! He'd taken it there the previous night to show his friends and locals at his pub of choice, I love that they could have then. |
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"I have touched the European Cup ( now
Champions League) best I can do lol
Phil Thompson got a phone call from his local one morning to be asked if he was going to pick that cup back up! He'd taken it there the previous night to show his friends and locals at his pub of choice, I love that they could have then. "
That's a great story |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I once had breakfast with Clive Anderson in a hotel in Frankfurt
That was as unexpected as it was bizarre, probably more so for him as I was still pissed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can stand 10 paces away from a darboard back turned to it...throw from over my shoulder and score a double twenty.
Yeah!
Honest "
Can I partner you on Bullseye, I'm extremely well informed on general knowledge. |
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"I can stand 10 paces away from a darboard back turned to it...throw from over my shoulder and score a double twenty.
Yeah!
Honest
Can I partner you on Bullseye, I'm extremely well informed on general knowledge. "
This maybe a good time to admit I took Jojofabuloso's advice further up the thread |
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"I delivered my youngest daughter myself unaided
Wow!
I've had 3 and cannot imagine doing this.
Didn't have much choice she came waaaayy too quick "
I kmow,.what else can you do.
I can't imagine the emotions of doing it on your own x |
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Over a 4 month period, I escaped death 3 times, the first time, I'm quite certain I was in Limbo.
Not much interesting about the 2nd but the 3rd, i was hit by a car, breaking my femur into 3,had to wait 24 hours before they could operate, whilst under I dreamt I was in a mafia treatment room and there was gunfire, woke up screaming stop shooting and now have metal in my leg. |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"I can stand 10 paces away from a darboard back turned to it...throw from over my shoulder and score a double twenty.
Yeah!
Honest
Can I partner you on Bullseye, I'm extremely well informed on general knowledge.
This maybe a good time to admit I took Jojofabuloso's advice further up the thread "
You're not supposed to tell people.
Ruins the illusion |
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"I can stand 10 paces away from a darboard back turned to it...throw from over my shoulder and score a double twenty.
Yeah!
Honest
Can I partner you on Bullseye, I'm extremely well informed on general knowledge.
This maybe a good time to admit I took Jojofabuloso's advice further up the thread
You're not supposed to tell people.
Ruins the illusion "
Maybe he won't Read it |
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