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Right I moved recently and have therefore been getting a lot of parcels delivered of late from Amazon , Ebay and various other sites .
But its fucking me off now I get Email after Email asking to rate the delivery , the driver , were they polite, rate out of 5 , did they handle the parcel with care , did they walk up the fucking path in the correct manner , did they conform to delivery regulations 364B !!
Considering 3 of my parcels have been left by the front door in the fucking rain its probably best I dont rate them .
So please just deliver my shit on time , stick your surveys up your shitter coz I cant be arsed .
Morning btw  |
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over a year ago
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" asking to rate the delivery , the driver , were they polite, rate out of 5 , did they handle the parcel with care |"
Email back and say you only rate cocks  |
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"I have loads of stuff from eBay and Amazon. I have never had an email asking me to rate the delivery or driver. Have you opted in to rating them inadvertently or something ?"
I have no idea tbh , perhaps I inadvertently have . I need to check me thinks |
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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago
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"I have loads of stuff from eBay and Amazon. I have never had an email asking me to rate the delivery or driver. Have you opted in to rating them inadvertently or something ?"
I get them as well, as far as I know I haven't opted in to anything |
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"I have loads of stuff from eBay and Amazon. I have never had an email asking me to rate the delivery or driver. Have you opted in to rating them inadvertently or something ?
I get them as well, as far as I know I haven't opted in to anything"
Yay glad it's not just me  |
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I've been mailing them asking them to rate me per "fab instructions for flashing delivery drivers".
It's been very difficult recently. They used to at least wait until I opened the door in my aertex granny pants, tits aswaying before running away. Now I have to be really quick and chase their van down the road. |
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" asking to rate the delivery , the driver , were they polite, rate out of 5 , did they handle the parcel with care |
Email back and say you only rate cocks
That's actually tempting "
Or even better......
..send them a picture of your cock and say
"If you rate my cock, I'll rate your service. Deal?"
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" asking to rate the delivery , the driver , were they polite, rate out of 5 , did they handle the parcel with care |
Email back and say you only rate cocks
That's actually tempting
Or even better......
..send them a picture of your cock and say
"If you rate my cock, I'll rate your service. Deal?"
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Haha ya nutter  |
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"I've been mailing them asking them to rate me per "fab instructions for flashing delivery drivers".
It's been very difficult recently. They used to at least wait until I opened the door in my aertex granny pants, tits aswaying before running away. Now I have to be really quick and chase their van down the road. "
It's just not on is it |
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"I have loads of stuff from eBay and Amazon. I have never had an email asking me to rate the delivery or driver. Have you opted in to rating them inadvertently or something ?
I get them as well, as far as I know I haven't opted in to anything
Yay glad it's not just me "
Its awful that those drivers have to deliver during a pandemic and not just the rain...low paid workers are so scared to say they don't want to work so they risk there health so you can order online and then moan when it arrives |
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I would rate them all very high! Doing a fantastic job bringing me stuff in this! One poor bugger the other week left me a parcel went back to his van and got smashed in face with iron bar and his van stolen! Dudnt have a clue till police knocked door couple hrs later asking if I saw anything! Which I didnt! Now i allways watch them get back in van safely! X |
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"I would rate them all very high! Doing a fantastic job bringing me stuff in this! One poor bugger the other week left me a parcel went back to his van and got smashed in face with iron bar and his van stolen! Dudnt have a clue till police knocked door couple hrs later asking if I saw anything! Which I didnt! Now i allways watch them get back in van safely! X"
Yes and that's awful .
I have to say of course I understand they are doing a great job in troubled times . It's the constant bombardment of Emails that annoy me , not the drivers |
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"I would rate them all very high! Doing a fantastic job bringing me stuff in this! One poor bugger the other week left me a parcel went back to his van and got smashed in face with iron bar and his van stolen! Dudnt have a clue till police knocked door couple hrs later asking if I saw anything! Which I didnt! Now i allways watch them get back in van safely! X"
Oh, that’s awful! Poor bloke! I’m very grateful for the delivery drivers too, most of them have been a godsend over the past year.
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"I would rate them all very high! Doing a fantastic job bringing me stuff in this! One poor bugger the other week left me a parcel went back to his van and got smashed in face with iron bar and his van stolen! Dudnt have a clue till police knocked door couple hrs later asking if I saw anything! Which I didnt! Now i allways watch them get back in van safely! X
Yes and that's awful .
I have to say of course I understand they are doing a great job in troubled times . It's the constant bombardment of Emails that annoy me , not the drivers "
I get those too, I’ll rate a few but not all of them, it seems you get the ‘rate me’ emails from everyone nowadays. You can send the emails to spam if it’ll help your blood pressure. 
Lou x |
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"I would rate them all very high! Doing a fantastic job bringing me stuff in this! One poor bugger the other week left me a parcel went back to his van and got smashed in face with iron bar and his van stolen! Dudnt have a clue till police knocked door couple hrs later asking if I saw anything! Which I didnt! Now i allways watch them get back in van safely! X
Yes and that's awful .
I have to say of course I understand they are doing a great job in troubled times . It's the constant bombardment of Emails that annoy me , not the drivers
I get those too, I’ll rate a few but not all of them, it seems you get the ‘rate me’ emails from everyone nowadays. You can send the emails to spam if it’ll help your blood pressure.
Lou x "
Ooh I should do that then, bulk delete yay |
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I rate the delivery drivers who actually close the porch door as per the instructions on the window, rather than leaving it flapping in the wind and every so often damaging my car  |
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"You kinda did moan about the drivers leaving stuff in the rain"
It's shit when stuff gets left in the rain or tossed into a garden and broken or left at totally the wrong house and people have to go looking for it. |
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"Right I moved recently and have therefore been getting a lot of parcels delivered of late from Amazon , Ebay and various other sites .
But its fucking me off now I get Email after Email asking to rate the delivery , the driver , were they polite, rate out of 5 , did they handle the parcel with care , did they walk up the fucking path in the correct manner , did they conform to delivery regulations 364B !!
Considering 3 of my parcels have been left by the front door in the fucking rain its probably best I dont rate them .
So please just deliver my shit on time , stick your surveys up your shitter coz I cant be arsed .
Morning btw "
My Hermes is the worst culprit for lengthy feedback like you've just described |
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"Right I moved recently and have therefore been getting a lot of parcels delivered of late from Amazon , Ebay and various other sites .
But its fucking me off now I get Email after Email asking to rate the delivery , the driver , were they polite, rate out of 5 , did they handle the parcel with care , did they walk up the fucking path in the correct manner , did they conform to delivery regulations 364B !!
Considering 3 of my parcels have been left by the front door in the fucking rain its probably best I dont rate them .
So please just deliver my shit on time , stick your surveys up your shitter coz I cant be arsed .
Morning btw
My Hermes is the worst culprit for lengthy feedback like you've just described "
Oh christ yes agreed |
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"I would rate them all very high! Doing a fantastic job bringing me stuff in this! One poor bugger the other week left me a parcel went back to his van and got smashed in face with iron bar and his van stolen! Dudnt have a clue till police knocked door couple hrs later asking if I saw anything! Which I didnt! Now i allways watch them get back in van safely! X
Yes and that's awful .
I have to say of course I understand they are doing a great job in troubled times . It's the constant bombardment of Emails that annoy me , not the drivers "
Thank god I dont get those with my 2 girls constantly ordering stuff! Maybe they do though lol x |
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"What did you order.. I'm nosey 
Various Kitchen Stuff , A TV , Bed Linen , Furniture, A Laundry Basket , And erm... Lovehoney stuff  "
Which TV is it?
Why wasn't I ordered  |
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"What did you order.. I'm nosey
Various Kitchen Stuff , A TV , Bed Linen , Furniture, A Laundry Basket , And erm... Lovehoney stuff
More details please
32 Inch JVC Smart TV with built in Alexa  "
Only 32 inch. Slightly disappointed |
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"What did you order.. I'm nosey
Various Kitchen Stuff , A TV , Bed Linen , Furniture, A Laundry Basket , And erm... Lovehoney stuff
More details please
32 Inch JVC Smart TV with built in Alexa
Only 32 inch. Slightly disappointed "
Size isnt everything |
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"What did you order.. I'm nosey
Various Kitchen Stuff , A TV , Bed Linen , Furniture, A Laundry Basket , And erm... Lovehoney stuff
More details please
32 Inch JVC Smart TV with built in Alexa
Only 32 inch. Slightly disappointed
Size isnt everything "
Will the Lovehoney help with the size  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" asking to rate the delivery , the driver , were they polite, rate out of 5 , did they handle the parcel with care |
Email back and say you only rate cocks "
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"What did you order.. I'm nosey
Various Kitchen Stuff , A TV , Bed Linen , Furniture, A Laundry Basket , And erm... Lovehoney stuff
More details please
32 Inch JVC Smart TV with built in Alexa
Only 32 inch. Slightly disappointed
Size isnt everything
Will the Lovehoney help with the size "
I'm not posting that in the forums lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What did you order.. I'm nosey
Various Kitchen Stuff , A TV , Bed Linen , Furniture, A Laundry Basket , And erm... Lovehoney stuff
More details please
32 Inch JVC Smart TV with built in Alexa
Only 32 inch. Slightly disappointed
Size isnt everything
Will the Lovehoney help with the size
I'm not posting that in the forums lol "
Why not?
It doesn't stop me 
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"What did you order.. I'm nosey
Various Kitchen Stuff , A TV , Bed Linen , Furniture, A Laundry Basket , And erm... Lovehoney stuff
More details please
32 Inch JVC Smart TV with built in Alexa
Only 32 inch. Slightly disappointed
Size isnt everything
Will the Lovehoney help with the size
I'm not posting that in the forums lol
Why not?
It doesn't stop me
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Even I draw the line there |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What did you order.. I'm nosey
Various Kitchen Stuff , A TV , Bed Linen , Furniture, A Laundry Basket , And erm... Lovehoney stuff
More details please
32 Inch JVC Smart TV with built in Alexa
Only 32 inch. Slightly disappointed
Size isnt everything
Will the Lovehoney help with the size
I'm not posting that in the forums lol
Why not?
It doesn't stop me
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You crack me up Cindi. You often make me laugh out loud! Just tried messaging you but bloody can’t! x |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"What did you order.. I'm nosey
Various Kitchen Stuff , A TV , Bed Linen , Furniture, A Laundry Basket , And erm... Lovehoney stuff
More details please
32 Inch JVC Smart TV with built in Alexa
Only 32 inch. Slightly disappointed
Size isnt everything
Will the Lovehoney help with the size
I'm not posting that in the forums lol
Why not?
It doesn't stop me
Even I draw the line there "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What did you order.. I'm nosey
Various Kitchen Stuff , A TV , Bed Linen , Furniture, A Laundry Basket , And erm... Lovehoney stuff
More details please
32 Inch JVC Smart TV with built in Alexa
Only 32 inch. Slightly disappointed
Size isnt everything
Will the Lovehoney help with the size
I'm not posting that in the forums lol
Why not?
It doesn't stop me
You crack me up Cindi. You often make me laugh out loud! Just tried messaging you but bloody can’t! x "
Ahh my filters.
Yes, like my ass, my message inbox is closed for business.
I shall message you to lower my shields
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"What did you order.. I'm nosey
Various Kitchen Stuff , A TV , Bed Linen , Furniture, A Laundry Basket , And erm... Lovehoney stuff
More details please
32 Inch JVC Smart TV with built in Alexa
Only 32 inch. Slightly disappointed
Size isnt everything
Will the Lovehoney help with the size
I'm not posting that in the forums lol
Why not?
It doesn't stop me
Even I draw the line there
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You already know woman |
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"Is this like rate my Cock pics
Trust you Belle
My postman just came twice wonder how I can rate his service 
Erm ... I'm actually speechless
What  he forgot to give me a parcel "
You had me worried there for a sec Belle |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
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"Is this like rate my Cock pics
Trust you Belle
My postman just came twice wonder how I can rate his service
Erm ... I'm actually speechless
What he forgot to give me a parcel
You had me worried there for a sec Belle "
Tis your dirty mind not mine |
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"Is this like rate my Cock pics
Trust you Belle
My postman just came twice wonder how I can rate his service
Erm ... I'm actually speechless
What he forgot to give me a parcel
You had me worried there for a sec Belle
Tis your dirty mind not mine "
Yeah right Miss Butter wouldn't melt |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Is this like rate my Cock pics
Trust you Belle
My postman just came twice wonder how I can rate his service
Erm ... I'm actually speechless
What he forgot to give me a parcel
You had me worried there for a sec Belle
Tis your dirty mind not mine
Yeah right Miss Butter wouldn't melt "
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"Is this like rate my Cock pics
Trust you Belle
My postman just came twice wonder how I can rate his service
Erm ... I'm actually speechless
What he forgot to give me a parcel
You had me worried there for a sec Belle
Tis your dirty mind not mine
Yeah right Miss Butter wouldn't melt
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If you say so |
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