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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"kill the person outside with the lawn mower / strimmer ?
Who would you wipe off the face of the earth right now ?"
No one, I am very, very chilled, the sun is out... I am sitting outside and relaxing in the quiet  |
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"kill the person outside with the lawn mower / strimmer ?
Who would you wipe off the face of the earth right now ?
No one, I am very, very chilled, the sun is out... I am sitting outside and relaxing in the quiet "
I'll have to put some ex lax in your Cosmopolitan. |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
"kill the person outside with the lawn mower / strimmer ?
Who would you wipe off the face of the earth right now ?
No one, I am very, very chilled, the sun is out... I am sitting outside and relaxing in the quiet
I'll have to put some ex lax in your Cosmopolitan. "
now now Granny.....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"kill the person outside with the lawn mower / strimmer ?
Who would you wipe off the face of the earth right now ?"
The woman next door who is screaming (not calling) her cat to come in.......
who the hell calls a cat "john"    |
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"Is your house en route to Pearl Harbour ? "
lol Granny (Davina) - It's the Sunderland Air show on this weekend. It's just down the way from us and we must be situated between the airfield they are using and Sunderland. |
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"Is your house en route to Pearl Harbour ?
lol Granny (Davina) - It's the Sunderland Air show on this weekend. It's just down the way from us and we must be situated between the airfield they are using and Sunderland."
Hope the Vulcan bomber is there then. The sound of that will give anyone an orgasm... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"kill the person outside with the lawn mower / strimmer ?
Who would you wipe off the face of the earth right now ?"
Perhaps if you ventured further than your armchair and went somewhere quieter, the noise of the strimmer wouldn't remind you that you've run out of batteries for your sex toys.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Now, now Granny! Just to remind you, in the words of that great poet, Harry Graham:
Don’t take the life of any one,
However horrid he may be;
That sort of thing is never done,
Not in the best society,
Where even parricide is thought
A most unfilial kind of sport.
But ever since the world began,
Howe’er well meant his motives are,
The man who slays his fellow man
Is never really popular,
Whether he sins from love of crime,
Or merely just to pass the time. |
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"Is your house en route to Pearl Harbour ?
lol Granny (Davina) - It's the Sunderland Air show on this weekend. It's just down the way from us and we must be situated between the airfield they are using and Sunderland.
Hope the Vulcan bomber is there then. The sound of that will give anyone an orgasm..."
Ah, that explains the very wet patch on the sofa  |
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"kill the person outside with the lawn mower / strimmer ?
Who would you wipe off the face of the earth right now ?
Perhaps if you ventured further than your armchair and went somewhere quieter, the noise of the strimmer wouldn't remind you that you've run out of batteries for your sex toys.
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Batteries ? I'm still using valves. You kids ! Wharrya like. |
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"Is your house en route to Pearl Harbour ?
lol Granny (Davina) - It's the Sunderland Air show on this weekend. It's just down the way from us and we must be situated between the airfield they are using and Sunderland.
Hope the Vulcan bomber is there then. The sound of that will give anyone an orgasm...
Ah, that explains the very wet patch on the sofa "
I think you will find it was the two Hurricanes and a Lancaster.
that did it they were very low as they went over head |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"kill the person outside with the lawn mower / strimmer ?
Who would you wipe off the face of the earth right now ?"
I think your allowed to remonstrate with them,,,,, but ya can’t kill’em……
Oh… and of course you can't shout during your remonstration because that would be hypocritical…. Now wouldn’t it ….eh….!!!.
As for who get my bullet today,,,,, erm....that'll be any bloke drinking larger from a can dressed in Toms and trousers with elasticated ankles.....
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