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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wonko has a scouts uniform 
I do not.
Well I do but it doesn't fit 
Sorry couldn't resist "
That's the last time I offer you help after you get stuck in a yoga pose |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you wanted other jokes we could help you. Hunky men in uniform not so much. 
Actual jokes would be nice  "
Actual jokes, or like the ones I posted somewhere the other day?  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"If you wanted other jokes we could help you. Hunky men in uniform not so much.
Actual jokes would be nice
Actual jokes, or like the ones I posted somewhere the other day? "
Anything is better than this.... |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Send em over...i got jokes for them too 
Lu
Tie her up then shove her knickers in her mouth if she complains too much about your jokes "
I've got a picture like that....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you wanted other jokes we could help you. Hunky men in uniform not so much.
Actual jokes would be nice
Actual jokes, or like the ones I posted somewhere the other day?
Anything is better than this...."
What do call a fish with no eyes?
FSH |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Send em over...i got jokes for them too
Lu
Tie her up then shove her knickers in her mouth if she complains too much about your jokes "
Oh she'd like that!
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"If you wanted other jokes we could help you. Hunky men in uniform not so much.
Actual jokes would be nice
Actual jokes, or like the ones I posted somewhere the other day?
Anything is better than this....
What do call a fish with no eyes?
FSH "
Ok..... I'm reconsidering my last statement.
You should go find a uniform |
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"Send em over...i got jokes for them too
Lu
Tie her up then shove her knickers in her mouth if she complains too much about your jokes
Oh she'd like that!
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Dosnt mean shes getting anything else though.
So has to listen to all your jokes instead.
Are you sure she would like that |
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"If you wanted other jokes we could help you. Hunky men in uniform not so much.
Actual jokes would be nice "
I hope this doesn't come across badly. It made me laugh.
My wife has had all her credit cards stolen. I was going to report it but it turns out the thieves are spending less than she does. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Send em over...i got jokes for them too
Lu
Tie her up then shove her knickers in her mouth if she complains too much about your jokes
Oh she'd like that!
Dosnt mean shes getting anything else though.
So has to listen to all your jokes instead.
Are you sure she would like that "
You're not helping..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Send em over...i got jokes for them too
Lu
Tie her up then shove her knickers in her mouth if she complains too much about your jokes
Oh she'd like that!
Dosnt mean shes getting anything else though.
So has to listen to all your jokes instead.
Are you sure she would like that "
She'd find a way...just to piss me off... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you wanted other jokes we could help you. Hunky men in uniform not so much.
Actual jokes would be nice
I hope this doesn't come across badly. It made me laugh.
My wife has had all her credit cards stolen. I was going to report it but it turns out the thieves are spending less than she does. "
I'm keeping that one for the ol' memory bank |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"If you wanted other jokes we could help you. Hunky men in uniform not so much.
Actual jokes would be nice
I hope this doesn't come across badly. It made me laugh.
My wife has had all her credit cards stolen. I was going to report it but it turns out the thieves are spending less than she does. "
I chuckled. Not sure what that means for the comedy or otherwise of the joke.... |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Send em over...i got jokes for them too
Lu
Tie her up then shove her knickers in her mouth if she complains too much about your jokes
Oh she'd like that!
Dosnt mean shes getting anything else though.
So has to listen to all your jokes instead.
Are you sure she would like that
She'd find a way...just to piss me off... "
She's damn good like that |
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"Send em over...i got jokes for them too
Lu
Tie her up then shove her knickers in her mouth if she complains too much about your jokes
Oh she'd like that!
Dosnt mean shes getting anything else though.
So has to listen to all your jokes instead.
Are you sure she would like that
She'd find a way...just to piss me off... "
Well theres always tickle bondage instead  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Send em over...i got jokes for them too
Lu
Tie her up then shove her knickers in her mouth if she complains too much about your jokes
Oh she'd like that!
Dosnt mean shes getting anything else though.
So has to listen to all your jokes instead.
Are you sure she would like that
She'd find a way...just to piss me off...
Well theres always tickle bondage instead "
I could force my toe into her mouth...she hates feet |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Send em over...i got jokes for them too
Lu
Tie her up then shove her knickers in her mouth if she complains too much about your jokes
Oh she'd like that!
Dosnt mean shes getting anything else though.
So has to listen to all your jokes instead.
Are you sure she would like that
She'd find a way...just to piss me off...
Well theres always tickle bondage instead
I could force my toe into her mouth...she hates feet "
Evil
You are pure evil |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Send em over...i got jokes for them too
Lu
Tie her up then shove her knickers in her mouth if she complains too much about your jokes
Oh she'd like that!
Dosnt mean shes getting anything else though.
So has to listen to all your jokes instead.
Are you sure she would like that
She'd find a way...just to piss me off...
Well theres always tickle bondage instead
I could force my toe into her mouth...she hates feet
Evil
You are pure evil "
And funny!  |
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"Send em over...i got jokes for them too
Lu
Tie her up then shove her knickers in her mouth if she complains too much about your jokes
Oh she'd like that!
Dosnt mean shes getting anything else though.
So has to listen to all your jokes instead.
Are you sure she would like that
She'd find a way...just to piss me off...
Well theres always tickle bondage instead
I could force my toe into her mouth...she hates feet "
Well you could get your feet washed by her mouth |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Send em over...i got jokes for them too
Lu
Tie her up then shove her knickers in her mouth if she complains too much about your jokes
Oh she'd like that!
Dosnt mean shes getting anything else though.
So has to listen to all your jokes instead.
Are you sure she would like that
She'd find a way...just to piss me off...
Well theres always tickle bondage instead
I could force my toe into her mouth...she hates feet
Evil
You are pure evil
And funny! "
New phone. Who dis? |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Are they jokes about paper? I hear they're tearable!
You should also go find a uniform....
What did you have in mind? "
Right now I'm not that picky..... give me whatever you've got |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"A dad is washing his car with his son .
His son says " Dad cant you use a sponge "
Aren't you busy?
Erm .. oops
I did chuckle though
Good . I'll get back to it now "
Good man. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Lu is telling "jokes".
I need saving. Send in special forces.
(Hunky ones in uniform)
Thank you.
Sorry I handed in my uniform 12 months ago  "
Aww man.... any pictures? |
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