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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Type:

I'm horny because

Then keep pressing the left autotext button to finish the sentence

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm horny because of how to get my arse in gear is on my face in Turkey

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

I'm horny because I have no batteries xx

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I'm horny because I cant think of anything else I have to do with my hand

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm horny because of my resume today to discuss my theories on a forum post about dog out the door to make it easier on me I'll direct line of work yesterday I went for Braveheart a great time from Wednesday of each others who do I use for music and tomfoolery begin with

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

I'm horny because I have a lot of people who are so far away

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

I'm horny because I have been offered a position at the Royal college of Manchester for the last three years with my family.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm horny because I have a lot of fun and I have a good day and I am the best

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm horny because of my eyes and its not that I'm working with the lilac skin tone

Wtf?

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By *ilverSwordMan over a year ago

Belfast-ish

I'm horny because I have a clean house and a half way back from the airport

yep total sense lol this made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m horny because you know you are in your willy

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm horny because of the box office I don't think about me I think you have to go out for fans to see the video

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm horny because of working

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By *nliveneTV/TS over a year ago

Selby

i'm horny because the heating is on max

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"I'm horny because of my eyes and its not that I'm working with the lilac skin tone

Wtf?"

Lilac suits you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm horny because of my age and I'm angry.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm horny because I have a feeling you might want to put your cock in my mouth with a few people in the morning on the way home... Hahaha!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm horny because I have a feeling that I have new toys to play with and I will let the teams go at the same time

You can't make this shit up!

My new addiction lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm horny because its not a bad day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm horny because I was wondering how you would be great if we are looking to buy the cheapest price of a new one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m horny because I have to go to bed early

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I'm horny because I have a feeling you might want to put your cock in my mouth with a few people in the morning on the way home... Hahaha!

best one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm horny because I have a feeling you might want to put your cock in my mouth with a few people in the morning on the way home... Hahaha!

I have seen the film!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm horny because of the time of reading the reviews are you xx

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By *ackformore100Man over a year ago

Tin town

"Type:

I'm horny because

Then keep pressing the left autotext button to finish the sentence

I'm horny because I have a Zoom call and the first one is the best option for the first one but the first one is a bit of an option for the first one....!!

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By *etite_delightWoman over a year ago

BunnyLand

I’m horny because of you ...

I’m going to leave at there and not go further

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm horny because I have a feeling that I have new toys to play with and I will let the teams go at the same time

You can't make this shit up!

My new addiction lol"

It's one of my favourite things

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'm horny because I don't know where your pics are. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm horny because of my cock and the fact I am the most inconvenient person.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm horny because of my cock and the fact I am the most inconvenient person.

That's epic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m horny because I have to go to get into my car

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

I’m horny because I have cock

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm horny because of my cock and the fact I am the most inconvenient person.

I often say that about you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm horny because of my cock and the fact I am the most inconvenient person.

I often say that about you

My cock and I are fairly inconvenient... sorry for any trouble we cause

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm horny because of the forum but I have never been able for it to work for the last few days and I am not talking bi or anything like the last email

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im horny because I know how much I love piano or just about anything really like this colour on you

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By *pa and dCouple over a year ago

Barnet

I'm horny because I have a good performance in the post office????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm horny because I’m in the car now and I don’t have any time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm horny because I have a great day and I will be in the future of our games lol

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By *eyond PurityCouple over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I'm horny because of this message all typed up for women in general the other hand is casting director

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i'm horny because i'm horny horny horny all night long

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm horny because I don't want to be a long night

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m horny because I have to have a look at it and you have a look at it. Haha wtf? What are we looking at?

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

I'm horny because of the World the voice of the biggest clubs and bars and restaurants in the future

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im horny because I have to organise around that time and have talked but never got the ok

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By *ollydoesWoman over a year ago

Shangri-La

I'm horny because one of the lucky ones as licked them to see if you have any idea what it really ment

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

I’m horny because you are still in here for me to do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm horny because I have a hole in my head and I have to be careful with the rest of the details.... Oooh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m horny because you are still in here for me to do

Yes, that’s true. I’ve been waiting here for ages for you!

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I'm horny because it's just as long and I'm cumming with my husband

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's an autotext button?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm horny because I have a look at the moment and I am not sure what to do with it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im horny because of all that and the fact it was lovely and a lot more

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What's an autotext button?

When you type a post on your mobile there are 3 buttons above your keyboard that state a word.

Keep pressing the left one after typing:

I'm horny because

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m horny because I’m going on a trip with you today I don’t want you too tired

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By *isAdventure69Woman over a year ago

Hampshire

"Type:

I'm horny because

Then keep pressing the left autotext button to finish the sentence

I'm horny because I have no idea what I want to do with my life but I don't have to go to the gym to get my hair done

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm horny because of the year from now on the way through the morning and I will be the first one out

Looks like a picked a bad time to stop sniffing glue

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm horny because of the club visits but we finally meet up and we have had an early afternoon

Hehehehe

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By *ockosaurusMan over a year ago

Warwick

I'm horny because I have a few things to do with the government.

Nope. That really isn't going to do it

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

I'm horny because I have to agree with the nice full lips.

Jo.Xx

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By *ockosaurusMan over a year ago

Warwick

"I’m horny because I’m going on a trip with you today I don’t want you too tired

Sounds fun!

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By *adHatter_RestrainedAliceCouple over a year ago

In The Hills

I'm horny because I have a massive impact that you don't know about the people you want to be a dick for that and never said anything about it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm horny because I don't want to waste any more of your time until the end of the week

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm horny because I don't want to waste any more of your time until the end of the week

Timewaster

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple over a year ago

Maidstone

I’m horny because I have to get to the office and get a couple.

Lou x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im horny because i thought you were a little bit rough with the odd spanking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m horny because I’m always horny

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By *ustathingMan over a year ago

Reading

I'm horny because I really want to see you soon as possible to get the divs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Type:

I'm horny because

Then keep pressing the left autotext button to finish the sentence

I'm horny because I have no idea what I want to do with my life but I don't have to go to the gym to get my hair done

You definitely make me horny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm horny because I have a question for you about the course

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm horny because I have a question for you about the course

Ask away if for me

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By *rijj73Man over a year ago

croydon

I’m horny Because I have to go get home from the shower I’ll let her out when I wanna

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By *lueEyedNaturistMan over a year ago

Cirencester

I'm horny because I have a few things that I enjoy working with and I said before I can see multiple

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m horny because I’m going out of the house and then I’ll head to you for a few hours so I’ll probably have a few things to do with the stuff that you have on your mind.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm horny because I have no problem with that accent lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm horny because of your son

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By *oomarangMan over a year ago

Chester

I’m horny cos - it will not work for you but you have a good one weekend for you and the kids to get in the shower so you have a little drive to get your hair cut

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By *nakes every wereMan over a year ago

Stockton

Horny cause I've been on it all night

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By *olden RatioWoman over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

I'm horny because of my attic.

Err...

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By *R.MandMRS.TCouple over a year ago

lurgan

Im horny because you and I am lol

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By *nto My ArmsMan over a year ago

Herts/London

I'm horny because I don't want you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm horny becuase on my face and I love it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm horny because I was a SAHM and I don't know how to recognise when I was a SAHM.....

That's really disappointing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm horny because the majority of people are sticking to the floor!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm horny because I was a SAHM and I don't know how to recognise when I was a SAHM.....

That's really disappointing

Try a different autotext button, the middle or the right

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By *lanor the FairWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

I’m horny because of FAB

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok, with the right auto suggestion....

I'm horny because I'm not impulsive but I'm just trying hard and it's hard work with the monotony I don't have the same reasons why it doesn't mean that it's the best way.

Bloody hell, my phone is a miserable git

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ok, with the right auto suggestion....

I'm horny because I'm not impulsive but I'm just trying hard and it's hard work with the monotony I don't have the same reasons why it doesn't mean that it's the best way.

Bloody hell, my phone is a miserable git

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok, with the right auto suggestion....

I'm horny because I'm not impulsive but I'm just trying hard and it's hard work with the monotony I don't have the same reasons why it doesn't mean that it's the best way.

Bloody hell, my phone is a miserable git

Get a new one!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im horny because im flicking through fab looking at all the sexy women xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Last chance now phone! Final attempt with the centre autofill....

I'm horny because of all your problems with the boys were the boys so much better for the job they are going for and I have a very extreme attitude

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