"Help I'm stuck on kitchen floor in a knot. Who the feck invented yoga 
Is my foot in your mouth.
I bet you’re great at naked twister. 
Haha played that. Shit at it. Just laugh a lot  "
I hope you don’t laugh so much you have one of those little accidents. Imagine that at naked twister. |
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"Help I'm stuck on kitchen floor in a knot. Who the feck invented yoga
Is my foot in your mouth.
I bet you’re great at naked twister.
Haha played that. Shit at it. Just laugh a lot
I hope you don’t laugh so much you have one of those little accidents. Imagine that at naked twister. "
Slip and slide |
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By *yronutMan
over a year ago
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Feeling holier than though! Restarted ‘basic’ yoga on the 1st to try and sort out my non flexibility in my midriff area.... 12 days in and 30 mins a day, starting, very slightly, to feel the benefit.
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"Feeling holier than though! Restarted ‘basic’ yoga on the 1st to try and sort out my non flexibility in my midriff area.... 12 days in and 30 mins a day, starting, very slightly, to feel the benefit.
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Always one. Come bloody teach me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My yoga exercises allow me to conduct special 'solo skills'
Now that I have to see. Do I
Intrigued now 
I can self suck
I gathered that just didn't want to look stupid  "
You'd never look stupid.
Unless your trying all the weird suggestions from your battery thread that is |
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"My yoga exercises allow me to conduct special 'solo skills'
Now that I have to see. Do I
Intrigued now
I can self suck
I gathered that just didn't want to look stupid
You'd never look stupid.
Unless your trying all the weird suggestions from your battery thread that is "
Haha lips are still sealed |
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By (user no longer on site)
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You'd never look stupid.
Unless your trying all the weird suggestions from your battery thread that is
Haha lips are still sealed "
Did you get the glue and lube mixed up again? |
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You'd never look stupid.
Unless your trying all the weird suggestions from your battery thread that is
Haha lips are still sealed
Did you get the glue and lube mixed up again? "
Shit lol. No batteries. Healed up. I'm such a lady |
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By *yronutMan
over a year ago
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I use a yoga app! I’ve had it ages, I think it was a freebie. It has many levels for balance, strength and flexibility or a combination from beginner through intermediate and advanced
It’s just called ‘Yoga Studio poses and classes’ |
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"I use a yoga app! I’ve had it ages, I think it was a freebie. It has many levels for balance, strength and flexibility or a combination from beginner through intermediate and advanced
It’s just called ‘Yoga Studio poses and classes’ "
Advanced made me laugh |
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By *yronutMan
over a year ago
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"I use a yoga app! I’ve had it ages, I think it was a freebie. It has many levels for balance, strength and flexibility or a combination from beginner through intermediate and advanced
It’s just called ‘Yoga Studio poses and classes’
Advanced made me laugh "
I’ve not even looked that far.... I just want to be able to look and turn in the saddle of my bike to ride safer..... 6 months And I might get another couple of degrees turn! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Help I'm stuck on kitchen floor in a knot. Who the feck invented yoga
I used to be a boy scout and got my knots badge
Need help getting un done?
You still have the uniform "
It's a bit small for me now |
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"Help I'm stuck on kitchen floor in a knot. Who the feck invented yoga
I used to be a boy scout and got my knots badge
Need help getting un done?
You still have the uniform
It's a bit small for me now "
Need a picture to prove it |
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"Help I'm stuck on kitchen floor in a knot. Who the feck invented yoga
I used to be a boy scout and got my knots badge
Need help getting un done?
You still have the uniform
It's a bit small for me now
Need a picture to prove it "
I don’t want to make you sick so no |
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"Help I'm stuck on kitchen floor in a knot. Who the feck invented yoga
I used to be a boy scout and got my knots badge
Need help getting un done?
You still have the uniform
It's a bit small for me now
Need a picture to prove it
I don’t want to make you sick so no "
Oh dear |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Help I'm stuck on kitchen floor in a knot. Who the feck invented yoga
I used to be a boy scout and got my knots badge
Need help getting un done?
You still have the uniform
It's a bit small for me now
Need a picture to prove it
I don’t want to make you sick so no
Oh dear "
Sorry |
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