FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > farting while spooning
farting while spooning
Jump to: Newest in thread
I'd try and make light of it but i'd be pretty fucking horrified to be honest, especially if it stunk ....... I'd retch and barf..... I don't like bathing in the smell of someones shit fumes...
Mine smell like air spray ..... and are compulsory |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Hmmmm depends if I'm the one farting or being farted on 
Being farted on..
Not a fan!
But you would fart on someone if little spoon
Maybe if I could get away with it unnoticed
"
I hope I'm getting away with it |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
 |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"It's a constant source of anxiety when falling asleep spooning. What if I trump on his willy in my sleep!?  "
You women fart like hell in bed. Far worse than us guys. Jenny could power a car for a year. But she always denies its her  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Hmmmm depends if I'm the one farting or being farted on
Being farted on..
Not a fan!
You women let rip for britain also remember. You are not "
Not me..I'm a delicate little soul..with delicate fabreze like farts  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Hmmmm depends if I'm the one farting or being farted on
Being farted on..
Not a fan!
But you would fart on someone if little spoon
Maybe if I could get away with it unnoticed
I hope I'm getting away with it"
I'd sure you'd kmow if you weren't....unless the person being farted on is to polite to say lol |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Farting when spooning is fine. Farting when rimming is not so good."
Ir tastes good either. Had an ex fart as i eat her pussy once. It was a real stinker to. Could taste the fucker for ages after it  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Farting when spooning is fine. Farting when rimming is not so good.
Ir tastes good either. Had an ex fart as i eat her pussy once. It was a real stinker to. Could taste the fucker for ages after it "
Oh nooo  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Hmmmm depends if I'm the one farting or being farted on
Being farted on..
Not a fan!
You women let rip for britain also remember. You are not
Not me..I'm a delicate little soul..with delicate fabreze like farts "
In your dreams maybe. Bet you made a few guys yak when you let rip sleeping |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Best thing to stop it, is to plug it with something 
But if I've had a Chinese or loads of veg, the power of my fart would propel the plug out with such force that I'd be done for ABH! "
Gives a whole new meaning to CBT |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
My ex sort of farted while i ave her anal.
It was weird.
We both understood what had happened...i felt the pressure and so did she i gather...because we both stopped what we were doing unsure what to do.
No words were exchanged, just a panicky look from her and i think my expression was a confused "Do i like this or dont i"
I did try to ignore it and push my cock inside her and carry on but she out her hand out to tell ne to stop.
I did wonder what was going to come out of her when i pulled out.
When i did pull out we were both greeted with a sound id never heard before and haven't since...it was like someone let a balloon down on a pack of ham.
She was beyond mortified.
There was a fair amount of force when i pulled out.
Was pushed out of her bum the same way a d*unken lout is pushed from a bar on a Saturday night.
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"My ex sort of farted while i ave her anal.
It was weird.
We both understood what had happened...i felt the pressure and so did she i gather...because we both stopped what we were doing unsure what to do.
No words were exchanged, just a panicky look from her and i think my expression was a confused "Do i like this or dont i"
I did try to ignore it and push my cock inside her and carry on but she out her hand out to tell ne to stop.
I did wonder what was going to come out of her when i pulled out.
When i did pull out we were both greeted with a sound id never heard before and haven't since...it was like someone let a balloon down on a pack of ham.
She was beyond mortified.
There was a fair amount of force when i pulled out.
Was pushed out of her bum the same way a d*unken lout is pushed from a bar on a Saturday night.
"
That's anal for you |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"My ex sort of farted while i ave her anal.
It was weird.
We both understood what had happened...i felt the pressure and so did she i gather...because we both stopped what we were doing unsure what to do.
No words were exchanged, just a panicky look from her and i think my expression was a confused "Do i like this or dont i"
I did try to ignore it and push my cock inside her and carry on but she out her hand out to tell ne to stop.
I did wonder what was going to come out of her when i pulled out.
When i did pull out we were both greeted with a sound id never heard before and haven't since...it was like someone let a balloon down on a pack of ham.
She was beyond mortified.
There was a fair amount of force when i pulled out.
Was pushed out of her bum the same way a d*unken lout is pushed from a bar on a Saturday night.
"
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Great thread depends on the person eh.. had some funny experiences with this but I guess it's only funny because I'm not the one suffering?
Not as bad as i sound lol |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
Forum Mod O o O oo |
"Farting when spooning is fine. Farting when rimming is not so good.
Ir tastes good either. Had an ex fart as i eat her pussy once. It was a real stinker to. Could taste the fucker for ages after it "
I think I just threw up a bit, where is that green sick emoji when I need it |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I opened this and it make me laugh like a kid so I am guessing it makes me laugh "
Beware.
Lockdown is getting to us.
We are running out of things to talk about |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Farting when spooning is fine. Farting when rimming is not so good.
Ir tastes good either. Had an ex fart as i eat her pussy once. It was a real stinker to. Could taste the fucker for ages after it
I think I just threw up a bit, where is that green sick emoji when I need it"
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Just hope its not a sharted fart. And yes i had that happen with an ex as we fucked she farted and my balls were not pleased with the coverage they endured  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Its just wrong , but thats my opinion. If your farts smell bad you should show a little decorum and feck off out the room. I'm biased though , I can't even stand the smell of boiled eggs , the litterally make me gag and almost puke. I dont handle bad smells very well at all.  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Farting is funny, ask any schoolboy.
Don’t worry about being embarrassed and go with laughing together "
I agree, have a giggle. We are all human and these things will happen, so giggle and move on ... but don’t set light to them
Mr HH |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
If you're happy to put your penis in that hole then you should also be aware that it expels gas that may not be so pleasant.
Suck it up buttercup.....
I would say wake up and smell the daisy's but thats entirely the wrong smell |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"If you're happy to put your penis in that hole then you should also be aware that it expels gas that may not be so pleasant.
Suck it up buttercup.....
I would say wake up and smell the daisy's but thats entirely the wrong smell "
Penis in hole?.... you spooning or forking there?  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"If you're happy to put your penis in that hole then you should also be aware that it expels gas that may not be so pleasant.
Suck it up buttercup.....
I would say wake up and smell the daisy's but thats entirely the wrong smell
Penis in hole?.... you spooning or forking there? "
I'm quite sure i don't understand your level of sarcasm there |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"That would depend on if it stank or not - if it didn't I'd be a little disappointed to be honest.... If it did I'd waft it around and share it.
Farts are funny!"
Ha ha exactly!! I’d do the same!! Or push his/ her face down xx |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"are we talking ‘puffs’ or ‘sheet rippers’
Fucking hell prickles, I wasn't expecting that from you I'm howling
I have my moments 
oops wrong emoji!
I feel like a proud mumma right now "
Thanks mumma  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
Ahhh. The fear! When you’re sucking in your tummy anyway because they insist on putting their hand on your stomach, and you start getting tortured tummy gurgles from holding a fart it’s the worst feeling you just have to wait till they fall asleep to let out both |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Ahhh. The fear! When you’re sucking in your tummy anyway because they insist on putting their hand on your stomach, and you start getting tortured tummy gurgles from holding a fart it’s the worst feeling you just have to wait till they fall asleep to let out both "
"I need to fart. You can either remain there and feel the breeze..... and maybe chew it, who knows til it's left my body or you can move and keep the pure image you have of me"
That's how ya deal with that |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Ahhh. The fear! When you’re sucking in your tummy anyway because they insist on putting their hand on your stomach, and you start getting tortured tummy gurgles from holding a fart it’s the worst feeling you just have to wait till they fall asleep to let out both
"I need to fart. You can either remain there and feel the breeze..... and maybe chew it, who knows til it's left my body or you can move and keep the pure image you have of me"
That's how ya deal with that "
I’m a naturally windy person. I’m constantly trumping so I can only keep the pure image for maximum 2-4 hours! I should come with a warning label |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Ahhh. The fear! When you’re sucking in your tummy anyway because they insist on putting their hand on your stomach, and you start getting tortured tummy gurgles from holding a fart it’s the worst feeling you just have to wait till they fall asleep to let out both
"I need to fart. You can either remain there and feel the breeze..... and maybe chew it, who knows til it's left my body or you can move and keep the pure image you have of me"
That's how ya deal with that
I’m a naturally windy person. I’m constantly trumping so I can only keep the pure image for maximum 2-4 hours! I should come with a warning label "
Update your profile to say any long term relationship can only be with someone who’s lost their sense of smell  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"No one??
I think a few have further up the thread..the little rippers
What about you hun? Xx"
If I thought it was gonna go undetected then yes...timidly I would
But I don't want to be farted on...I have been previously but I'd rather not |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"No one??
I think a few have further up the thread..the little rippers
What about you hun? Xx
If I thought it was gonna go undetected then yes...timidly I would
But I don't want to be farted on...I have been previously but I'd rather not "
Not even if I did it? He he xx |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"No one??
I think a few have further up the thread..the little rippers
What about you hun? Xx
If I thought it was gonna go undetected then yes...timidly I would
But I don't want to be farted on...I have been previously but I'd rather not
Not even if I did it? He he xx"
Well..if they are ladylike farts xx |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"It's nature's way of saying go have a shit "
Unless you eat the likes of sprouts, cauliflower ect as these will make you fart as your body digests it. Not always a sign of needing a poo. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Best thing to stop it, is to plug it with something
But if I've had a Chinese or loads of veg, the power of my fart would propel the plug out with such force that I'd be done for ABH! "
Butt plugs are all fun and games until you fart and shoot the cat! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
I'm a very windy person but I will hold it in until it hurts if I'm in bed with someone until I can sneak away and fart! The most confusing moment I had was needing to fart as I was close to an orgasm and realising I had to choose between letting both happen or neither |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I'm a very windy person but I will hold it in until it hurts if I'm in bed with someone until I can sneak away and fart! The most confusing moment I had was needing to fart as I was close to an orgasm and realising I had to choose between letting both happen or neither "
What did you do?? Xx |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I'm a very windy person but I will hold it in until it hurts if I'm in bed with someone until I can sneak away and fart! The most confusing moment I had was needing to fart as I was close to an orgasm and realising I had to choose between letting both happen or neither
What did you do?? Xx"
He was performing oral on me so I couldn't do that to him, I paused play, excused myself to the bathroom (hotel room) then back out and he went straight back down until I gushed everywhere |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
