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over a year ago
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I have bought a jump rope.
I have jumped using the jump rope.
I have said "OWWWW" whilst using the jump rope.
I got bright red marks on my arm through using the damn jump rope!
So if you are a masochist & are missing out on being whipped during lockdown.
Buy a jump rope and let it flagellate yourself. And you get brownie points for getting fit at the same time!
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over a year ago
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try a weighted hula hoop 
Bands of bruises going around the entire body and so sensitive unable to keep going haha "
They are epic though. The weighted hoola hoop not the bruises. Such good fun  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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try a weighted hula hoop
Bands of bruises going around the entire body and so sensitive unable to keep going haha
They are epic though. The weighted hoola hoop not the bruises. Such good fun "
I can't believe how out of breath they leave me.. Just need to tie 6 pillows around my hips first... Princess and the pea   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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try a weighted hula hoop "
I have.
My partner has got one.
I can't keep it up at all.
I am sure I would, in time and with lots of practice though.
It is very different from the plastic stripy one I used to have as a kid! That was very lightweight.
He hasn't told me that his weighted hoop has caused any bruises! |
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try a weighted hula hoop
Bands of bruises going around the entire body and so sensitive unable to keep going haha "
Bizarre....I tried a weighted hula hoop last night and guess what I found out?
I can't hula hoop for toffee!!
And how you got bruises from one of these I dont know, it needs more weight.
I'd rather be punched around the back and ribs ta  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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try a weighted hula hoop
I have.
My partner has got one.
I can't keep it up at all.
I am sure I would, in time and with lots of practice though.
It is very different from the plastic stripy one I used to have as a kid! That was very lightweight.
He hasn't told me that his weighted hoop has caused any bruises!"
Oh there are tutorials oh how to 'keep it up' (snigger).. It's like a sideways rocking action.. Also lots of Hulahoop bruises on line if you Google |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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try a weighted hula hoop
Bands of bruises going around the entire body and so sensitive unable to keep going haha
Bizarre....I tried a weighted hula hoop last night and guess what I found out?
I can't hula hoop for toffee!!
And how you got bruises from one of these I dont know, it needs more weight.
I'd rather be punched around the back and ribs ta "
It's in the hips
Go faster to get it to rise, slower to make it go down 
I never knew that Hulahooping had so many euphemisms snarf snarf |
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try a weighted hula hoop
Bands of bruises going around the entire body and so sensitive unable to keep going haha
Bizarre....I tried a weighted hula hoop last night and guess what I found out?
I can't hula hoop for toffee!!
And how you got bruises from one of these I dont know, it needs more weight.
I'd rather be punched around the back and ribs ta
It's in the hips
Go faster to get it to rise, slower to make it go down
I never knew that Hulahooping had so many euphemisms snarf snarf"
I think you're going to need to give me lessons of how to get it to rise with your hula hoop....I need to watch your hips do their thing  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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try a weighted hula hoop
Bands of bruises going around the entire body and so sensitive unable to keep going haha
Bizarre....I tried a weighted hula hoop last night and guess what I found out?
I can't hula hoop for toffee!!
And how you got bruises from one of these I dont know, it needs more weight.
I'd rather be punched around the back and ribs ta
It's in the hips
Go faster to get it to rise, slower to make it go down
I never knew that Hulahooping had so many euphemisms snarf snarf
I think you're going to need to give me lessons of how to get it to rise with your hula hoop....I need to watch your hips do their thing "
Oh i have a video somewhere haha |
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try a weighted hula hoop
Bands of bruises going around the entire body and so sensitive unable to keep going haha
Bizarre....I tried a weighted hula hoop last night and guess what I found out?
I can't hula hoop for toffee!!
And how you got bruises from one of these I dont know, it needs more weight.
I'd rather be punched around the back and ribs ta
It's in the hips
Go faster to get it to rise, slower to make it go down
I never knew that Hulahooping had so many euphemisms snarf snarf
I think you're going to need to give me lessons of how to get it to rise with your hula hoop....I need to watch your hips do their thing
Oh i have a video somewhere haha"
Damn! I wasn't expecting you to be prepared for that one! |
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Damn! I wasn't expecting you to be prepared for that one!
I am always prepared i was a girl guide haha"
So I'll be expecting a flogger, whips, chains, rope, ball gags, sounding rods, paddles, a strap-on and maybe a cricket bat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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try a weighted hula hoop
I have.
My partner has got one.
I can't keep it up at all.
I am sure I would, in time and with lots of practice though.
It is very different from the plastic stripy one I used to have as a kid! That was very lightweight.
He hasn't told me that his weighted hoop has caused any bruises!"
No bruises here honey but you know I'm just well hard.
I did break a nail while opening the shower gel cap earlier though, so I'm taking the rest of the day off |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have bought a jump rope.
I have jumped using the jump rope.
I have said "OWWWW" whilst using the jump rope.
I got bright red marks on my arm through using the damn jump rope!
So if you are a masochist & are missing out on being whipped during lockdown.
Buy a jump rope and let it flagellate yourself. And you get brownie points for getting fit at the same time!
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I have just ordered myself a jump rope to up my fitness game ... not sure that was a good idea now!
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