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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"So a woman's perfect partner is an old man?
What’s allegedly perfect for a man isn’t necessarily perfect for a woman
But if every man had his perfect woman I would be stuck with a 92 year old. "
Sorry, 88 year old. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So a woman's perfect partner is an old man?
What’s allegedly perfect for a man isn’t necessarily perfect for a woman
But if every man had his perfect woman I would be stuck with a 92 year old.
Sorry, 88 year old."
Is he wealthy and without relatives  |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"So a woman's perfect partner is an old man?
What’s allegedly perfect for a man isn’t necessarily perfect for a woman
But if every man had his perfect woman I would be stuck with a 92 year old.
Sorry, 88 year old.
Is he wealthy and without relatives "
He had better be. I'd be banging him hard every night to help him along  |
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"So a woman's perfect partner is an old man?
What’s allegedly perfect for a man isn’t necessarily perfect for a woman
But if every man had his perfect woman I would be stuck with a 92 year old.
Sorry, 88 year old."
I’m too old to even work it out! 
I do know I’d kill the poor sod within an hour once we got in bed though.
I’ll stick to younger thanks Sam! |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
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"So a woman's perfect partner is an old man?
What’s allegedly perfect for a man isn’t necessarily perfect for a woman
But if every man had his perfect woman I would be stuck with a 92 year old.
Sorry, 88 year old.
I’m too old to even work it out!
I do know I’d kill the poor sod within an hour once we got in bed though.
I’ll stick to younger thanks Sam! "
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"God, I'm depressed now.....
Don't be, it's wishful thinking not fact 
That's so true.
Bless the men 
There's also the other saying.
I'd rather be an old man's darling than a young man's servant  "
Good point there.... how old is old in that case I wonder.....  |
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"God, I'm depressed now.....
Don't be, it's wishful thinking not fact
That's so true.
Bless the men
There's also the other saying.
I'd rather be an old man's darling than a young man's servant
Good point there.... how old is old in that case I wonder..... "
About 90 I reckon |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"God, I'm depressed now.....
Don't be, it's wishful thinking not fact
That's so true.
Bless the men
There's also the other saying.
I'd rather be an old man's darling than a young man's servant
Good point there.... how old is old in that case I wonder.....
About 90 I reckon "
Can I be a middle aged man's equal instead then? |
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"31...hmmm tempted
Your man would be 80 I'm afraid to tell you
But his fab age says 31 "
So, Sam. As the instigator of all the mental gymnastics, your ideal partner would be aged 27. You happy with that? X |
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"God, I'm depressed now.....
Don't be, it's wishful thinking not fact
That's so true.
Bless the men
There's also the other saying.
I'd rather be an old man's darling than a young man's servant
Good point there.... how old is old in that case I wonder.....
About 90 I reckon
Can I be a middle aged man's equal instead then?"
Why settle? |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"God, I'm depressed now.....
Don't be, it's wishful thinking not fact
That's so true.
Bless the men
There's also the other saying.
I'd rather be an old man's darling than a young man's servant
Good point there.... how old is old in that case I wonder.....
About 90 I reckon
Can I be a middle aged man's equal instead then?
Why settle? "
You make all the best points.... |
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"God, I'm depressed now.....
Don't be, it's wishful thinking not fact
A man said it. It's fact.
He did say apparently and I think the way the op is written he knows it's like in the sky "
Pie in the sky |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"God, I'm depressed now.....
Don't be, it's wishful thinking not fact
A man said it. It's fact.
He did say apparently and I think the way the op is written he knows it's like in the sky
Pie in the sky"
I was just trying to work out what was in the sky |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"31...hmmm tempted
Your man would be 80 I'm afraid to tell you
But his fab age says 31
So, Sam. As the instigator of all the mental gymnastics, your ideal partner would be aged 27. You happy with that? X"
According to the rules of man then yes, but im too old for more than a dalliance |
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"God, I'm depressed now.....
Don't be, it's wishful thinking not fact
That's so true.
Bless the men
There's also the other saying.
I'd rather be an old man's darling than a young man's servant
Good point there.... how old is old in that case I wonder.....
About 90 I reckon
Can I be a middle aged man's equal instead then?
Why settle?
You make all the best points.... "
I've got plenty of time to practice waiting around for a 114 year old man  |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"God, I'm depressed now.....
Don't be, it's wishful thinking not fact
That's so true.
Bless the men
There's also the other saying.
I'd rather be an old man's darling than a young man's servant
Good point there.... how old is old in that case I wonder.....
About 90 I reckon
Can I be a middle aged man's equal instead then?
Why settle?
You make all the best points....
I've got plenty of time to practice waiting around for a 114 year old man "
I think there's one in Tibet who may need a wife |
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"God, I'm depressed now.....
Don't be, it's wishful thinking not fact
A man said it. It's fact.
He did say apparently and I think the way the op is written he knows it's like in the sky
Pie in the sky
I was just trying to work out what was in the sky "
 . This tablets auto correct is sooo annoying. It's not even logical |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"God, I'm depressed now.....
Don't be, it's wishful thinking not fact
That's so true.
Bless the men
There's also the other saying.
I'd rather be an old man's darling than a young man's servant
Good point there.... how old is old in that case I wonder.....
About 90 I reckon
Can I be a middle aged man's equal instead then?
Why settle?
You make all the best points....
I've got plenty of time to practice waiting around for a 114 year old man "
Have 2 57 year olds. Or 3 38 year olds. |
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"God, I'm depressed now.....
Don't be, it's wishful thinking not fact
That's so true.
Bless the men
There's also the other saying.
I'd rather be an old man's darling than a young man's servant
Good point there.... how old is old in that case I wonder.....
About 90 I reckon
Can I be a middle aged man's equal instead then?
Why settle?
You make all the best points....
I've got plenty of time to practice waiting around for a 114 year old man
I think there's one in Tibet who may need a wife "
Would that be classed as essential travel? |
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"God, I'm depressed now.....
Don't be, it's wishful thinking not fact
That's so true.
Bless the men
There's also the other saying.
I'd rather be an old man's darling than a young man's servant
Good point there.... how old is old in that case I wonder.....
About 90 I reckon
Can I be a middle aged man's equal instead then?
Why settle?
You make all the best points....
I've got plenty of time to practice waiting around for a 114 year old man
Have 2 57 year olds. Or 3 38 year olds."
Good thinking. I'll make a list |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"God, I'm depressed now.....
Don't be, it's wishful thinking not fact
That's so true.
Bless the men
There's also the other saying.
I'd rather be an old man's darling than a young man's servant
Good point there.... how old is old in that case I wonder.....
About 90 I reckon
Can I be a middle aged man's equal instead then?
Why settle?
You make all the best points....
I've got plenty of time to practice waiting around for a 114 year old man
Have 2 57 year olds. Or 3 38 year olds.
Good thinking. I'll make a list "
My brain kicks in eventually.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm 42, so skip the +7 year bit. I could have two 21yo girls that would equal my age. It would be a struggle and hardship, but I think I could make that work. |
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"31...hmmm tempted
Your man would be 80 I'm afraid to tell you
But his fab age says 31
So, Sam. As the instigator of all the mental gymnastics, your ideal partner would be aged 27. You happy with that? X
According to the rules of man then yes, but im too old for more than a dalliance "
That's what is oldies like to hear.
Now, come to mama |
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"God, I'm depressed now.....
Don't be, it's wishful thinking not fact
That's so true.
Bless the men
There's also the other saying.
I'd rather be an old man's darling than a young man's servant
Good point there.... how old is old in that case I wonder.....
About 90 I reckon
Can I be a middle aged man's equal instead then?
Why settle?
You make all the best points....
I've got plenty of time to practice waiting around for a 114 year old man
Have 2 57 year olds. Or 3 38 year olds.
Good thinking. I'll make a list
My brain kicks in eventually...."
We're going to have our work cut out here, I've got to somehow hoodwink 2 57 year olds in to believing I'm 35 and 3 38 year olds into believing I'm 26. Candlelight and good make-up isn't going to fix this. |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"God, I'm depressed now.....
Don't be, it's wishful thinking not fact
That's so true.
Bless the men
There's also the other saying.
I'd rather be an old man's darling than a young man's servant
Good point there.... how old is old in that case I wonder.....
About 90 I reckon
Can I be a middle aged man's equal instead then?
Why settle?
You make all the best points....
I've got plenty of time to practice waiting around for a 114 year old man
I think there's one in Tibet who may need a wife
Would that be classed as essential travel? "
If you went by Yak I don't think anyone would say anything.
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"God, I'm depressed now.....
Don't be, it's wishful thinking not fact
That's so true.
Bless the men
There's also the other saying.
I'd rather be an old man's darling than a young man's servant
Good point there.... how old is old in that case I wonder.....
About 90 I reckon
Can I be a middle aged man's equal instead then?
Why settle?
You make all the best points....
I've got plenty of time to practice waiting around for a 114 year old man
I think there's one in Tibet who may need a wife
Would that be classed as essential travel?
If you went by Yak I don't think anyone would say anything.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"God, I'm depressed now.....
Don't be, it's wishful thinking not fact
That's so true.
Bless the men
There's also the other saying.
I'd rather be an old man's darling than a young man's servant "
Amen to that |
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"God, I'm depressed now.....
Don't be, it's wishful thinking not fact
That's so true.
Bless the men
There's also the other saying.
I'd rather be an old man's darling than a young man's servant
Good point there.... how old is old in that case I wonder.....
About 90 I reckon
Can I be a middle aged man's equal instead then?
Why settle?
You make all the best points....
I've got plenty of time to practice waiting around for a 114 year old man
I think there's one in Tibet who may need a wife
Would that be classed as essential travel?
If you went by Yak I don't think anyone would say anything.
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"God, I'm depressed now.....
Don't be, it's wishful thinking not fact
That's so true.
Bless the men
There's also the other saying.
I'd rather be an old man's darling than a young man's servant
Good point there.... how old is old in that case I wonder.....
About 90 I reckon
Can I be a middle aged man's equal instead then?
Why settle?
You make all the best points....
I've got plenty of time to practice waiting around for a 114 year old man
I think there's one in Tibet who may need a wife
Would that be classed as essential travel?
If you went by Yak I don't think anyone would say anything.
Don't forget your mask "
To be honest if I was on yakback I don't think anyone would come within two metres of me anyway. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"God, I'm depressed now.....
Don't be, it's wishful thinking not fact
That's so true.
Bless the men
There's also the other saying.
I'd rather be an old man's darling than a young man's servant
Good point there.... how old is old in that case I wonder.....
About 90 I reckon
Can I be a middle aged man's equal instead then?
Why settle?
You make all the best points....
I've got plenty of time to practice waiting around for a 114 year old man
Have 2 57 year olds. Or 3 38 year olds.
Good thinking. I'll make a list
My brain kicks in eventually....
We're going to have our work cut out here, I've got to somehow hoodwink 2 57 year olds in to believing I'm 35 and 3 38 year olds into believing I'm 26. Candlelight and good make-up isn't going to fix this. "
Screw the candles. You'll be fine! |
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"God, I'm depressed now.....
Don't be, it's wishful thinking not fact
That's so true.
Bless the men
There's also the other saying.
I'd rather be an old man's darling than a young man's servant
Good point there.... how old is old in that case I wonder.....
About 90 I reckon
Can I be a middle aged man's equal instead then?
Why settle?
You make all the best points....
I've got plenty of time to practice waiting around for a 114 year old man
Have 2 57 year olds. Or 3 38 year olds.
Good thinking. I'll make a list
My brain kicks in eventually....
We're going to have our work cut out here, I've got to somehow hoodwink 2 57 year olds in to believing I'm 35 and 3 38 year olds into believing I'm 26. Candlelight and good make-up isn't going to fix this.
Screw the candles. You'll be fine!"
Well if this carries on candles are the only things I will be screwing. 114 year old ones at that! |
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If it was the other way round and double plus 7 that would make 81 and actually i quite like that idea because they are the ones that have had the vaccine. |
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"If it was the other way round and double plus 7 that would make 81 and actually i quite like that idea because they are the ones that have had the vaccine. "
My father is available, fully vaccinated and exactly the right age |
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"If it was the other way round and double plus 7 that would make 81 and actually i quite like that idea because they are the ones that have had the vaccine.
My father is available, fully vaccinated and exactly the right age "
Thank you And I will put him on my consideration list. |
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"If it was the other way round and double plus 7 that would make 81 and actually i quite like that idea because they are the ones that have had the vaccine. "
It would be, minus 7 then double surely |
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"So I should look for a man who is 64 years old? "
I’ve never felt so youthful
Actually the basic premise for this is wrong - it’s the minimum age, not the best age.
I’d say that if it works, it just works, almost no matter what the age |
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"So I should look for a man who is 64 years old?
I’ve never felt so youthful
Actually the basic premise for this is wrong - it’s the minimum age, not the best age.
I’d say that if it works, it just works, almost no matter what the age"
...and I don’t intend to go on trials either I’ll stick with my age range proven by my own experience |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"So I should look for a man who is 64 years old?
I’ve never felt so youthful
Actually the basic premise for this is wrong - it’s the minimum age, not the best age.
I’d say that if it works, it just works, almost no matter what the age"
Yeah, best age is a bit... bleurgh. I'm on board with the minimum age idea though. |
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"So I should look for a man who is 64 years old?
I’ve never felt so youthful
Actually the basic premise for this is wrong - it’s the minimum age, not the best age.
I’d say that if it works, it just works, almost no matter what the age
Yeah, best age is a bit... bleurgh. I'm on board with the minimum age idea though. "
Eh? Speak up? I’m a bit mutton at my age |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"So I should look for a man who is 64 years old?
I’ve never felt so youthful
Actually the basic premise for this is wrong - it’s the minimum age, not the best age.
I’d say that if it works, it just works, almost no matter what the age
Yeah, best age is a bit... bleurgh. I'm on board with the minimum age idea though.
Eh? Speak up? I’m a bit mutton at my age"
See; I don't want to be lumped with a man who can't even appreciate or hear my dulcet constant chatter. Such a man's idea.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"27 seems quite young..
Who comes up with these formulas "
I've only ever heard this "formula" applied in Asian countries before. Most commonly the ones where you might order your "bride" from a catalogue.... |
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When I was 28 and first marriage ended I dated a 21 year old, so by my maths was spot on this theory. At first was fun and exciting but didn't work as she was far too selfish and immature too. Best was the older woman I was seeing just before the 21 year old. She was 40 (so a reversal of the theory on gender) and she was the best. Regretted leaving her and going with the younger one really |
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"Is apparently the perfect age for sexual partner for men. So thinking back has that worked for you? "
Hmmmmmmmm so my 'friend' is 50 next week....... I'm double his age less 34 ...... is that okay ? |
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"God, I'm depressed now.....
Don't be, it's wishful thinking not fact
That's so true.
Bless the men
There's also the other saying.
I'd rather be an old man's darling than a young man's servant "
There is - but that was in’t olden days - when a woman was considered simply to be an accessory to the male. Hopefully we’ve moved on a little since then! |
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