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over a year ago
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"What is it that you have that should make us younger men chase after you?
I mean you can be sexy and experienced but so are the younger ladies  "
Well you have a couple of things that would make me chase you instead.  |
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"It's the mothballs, gotta be
Well they do look similar to Polo Mints so  "
Are you saying that polo mints are the key to attracting young, fit and virile men into our Stanna stairlifts? Off to the corner shop for a multi pack |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's the mothballs, gotta be
Well they do look similar to Polo Mints so
Are you saying that polo mints are the key to attracting young, fit and virile men into our Stanna stairlifts? Off to the corner shop for a multi pack "
Grab some werthers when your there also  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gotta be Fixodent 
Mine still fall out 
Tiger Seal Doris .
Mwah xx
Will that stuff keep my pants on too "
It'll keep ya pants on,legs shut and lips closed if you want  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"nothing, nada, not one thing.
What have you young men got to make us old women want *you*?
Life force
but older men have that too "
Ahhhh don't break the illusion  |
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"nothing, nada, not one thing.
What have you young men got to make us old women want *you*?
Life force
but older men have that too
Ahhhh don't break the illusion "
Stay away from old women, old age is highly contagious |
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By *ollbiMan
over a year ago
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"Ugh,'older women' are still subject to a load of insulting ageist bad jokes then 
Sorry grandma but can you please tell us more war stories "
hey! Thats my wet dream your'e pissing on.do one! Madam,i dont think this unsavoury type will bother you again.i think you are sublime.("masked manwith red underpants disappears silently into the nightsky.) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't want to be your gf, I won't fall for you anyway by accident and I am actually ready for sex ALL the time... But you may die "
I’m sure I speak for the majority, the risk of death is just something we’d happily do |
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