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By *omSnow OP Man
over a year ago
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I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men. They are far superior and always have been. Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater. If you give her sperm, she will give you a baby. If you give her a house, she will give you a home. If you give her groceries, she will give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she will give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be …ready to receive a ton of shit! |
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"I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men. They are far superior and always have been. Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater. If you give her sperm, she will give you a baby. If you give her a house, she will give you a home. If you give her groceries, she will give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she will give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be …ready to receive a ton of shit!"
You clearly have no idea how that comes across. Women aren't just homemakers, cooks and baby machines.
We are however bloody brilliant. |
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Give a woman a car she’ll crash the fucking thing.
Give a woman your back card, she’ll rinse it clean.
Give a woman an orgasm, she’ll want another and another til your laying there with your bollocks like prunes.
Ladies I’m only having a laugh with ya 
J
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men. They are far superior and always have been. Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater. If you give her sperm, she will give you a baby. If you give her a house, she will give you a home. If you give her groceries, she will give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she will give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be …ready to receive a ton of shit!"
Famously said by William Golding, might be worth adding that bit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Give a woman a car she’ll crash the fucking thing.
Give a woman your back card, she’ll rinse it clean.
Give a woman an orgasm, she’ll want another and another til your laying there with your bollocks like prunes.
Ladies I’m only having a laugh with ya
J
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Hahaha   |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"Give a woman a car she’ll crash the fucking thing.
Give a woman your back card, she’ll rinse it clean.
Give a woman an orgasm, she’ll want another and another til your laying there with your bollocks like prunes.
Ladies I’m only having a laugh with ya
J
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I haven't crashed a car.....  |
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"I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men. They are far superior and always have been. Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater. If you give her sperm, she will give you a baby. If you give her a house, she will give you a home. If you give her groceries, she will give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she will give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be …ready to receive a ton of shit!
Famously said by William Golding, might be worth adding that bit."
That explains why it sounded familiar and like a 1950s housewife  |
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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago
Whitley Bay |
Sorry this is very dated OP.
We are more than all that shit.. Which is what I think you are trying to say.
The sentiment is backwards in coming forwards. But a nice thought anyway.. I think. |
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"Give a woman a car she’ll crash the fucking thing.
Give a woman your back card, she’ll rinse it clean.
Give a woman an orgasm, she’ll want another and another til your laying there with your bollocks like prunes.
Ladies I’m only having a laugh with ya
J
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And your point about the orgasms is.....???? |
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I (Luke) gave my former wife a ring and she gave me a headache, as well as taking my children and half of everything I own. It worth it to get rid of her though.
Hannah on the other is cracking and I love her to pieces, even when she's grumpy.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Give a woman a tenner
she'll give you a blowjob
Give a woman an iron
She'll give you a black eye
Give a woman a Fab account
She'll give you absolutely fuck all.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men. They are far superior and always have been. Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater. If you give her sperm, she will give you a baby. If you give her a house, she will give you a home. If you give her groceries, she will give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she will give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be …ready to receive a ton of shit!
Famously said by William Golding, might be worth adding that bit.
That explains why it sounded familiar and like a 1950s housewife "
I think it’s from the 1950’s. Next up, ‘women know your limits!’ From Chumley - Warner. |
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"I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men. They are far superior and always have been. Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater. If you give her sperm, she will give you a baby. If you give her a house, she will give you a home. If you give her groceries, she will give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she will give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be …ready to receive a ton of shit!
Famously said by William Golding, might be worth adding that bit.
That explains why it sounded familiar and like a 1950s housewife
I think it’s from the 1950’s. Next up, ‘women know your limits!’ From Chumley - Warner."
Don't encourage him
Actually I think the OP has done a runner ... |
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"I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men. They are far superior and always have been. Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater. If you give her sperm, she will give you a baby. If you give her a house, she will give you a home. If you give her groceries, she will give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she will give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be …ready to receive a ton of shit!"
The kind of lady I like likes to be considered an individual
And would not appreciate or possibly even tolerate such a generic ss lick platitude   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men. They are far superior and always have been. Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater. If you give her sperm, she will give you a baby. If you give her a house, she will give you a home. If you give her groceries, she will give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she will give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be …ready to receive a ton of shit!
Famously said by William Golding, might be worth adding that bit.
That explains why it sounded familiar and like a 1950s housewife
I think it’s from the 1950’s. Next up, ‘women know your limits!’ From Chumley - Warner.
Don't encourage him
Actually I think the OP has done a runner ..."
I think you’re right |
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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago
Norfolk East anglia |
"Give a woman a car she’ll crash the fucking thing.
Give a woman your back card, she’ll rinse it clean.
Give a woman an orgasm, she’ll want another and another til your laying there with your bollocks like prunes.
Ladies I’m only having a laugh with ya
J
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Lol true story apart from crashing a car |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men. They are far superior and always have been. Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater. If you give her sperm, she will give you a baby. If you give her a house, she will give you a home. If you give her groceries, she will give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she will give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be …ready to receive a ton of shit!"
Give a man google he'll copy and paste words onto a fab forum.
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men. They are far superior and always have been. Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater. If you give her sperm, she will give you a baby. If you give her a house, she will give you a home. If you give her groceries, she will give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she will give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be …ready to receive a ton of shit!
Famously said by William Golding, might be worth adding that bit.
That explains why it sounded familiar and like a 1950s housewife
I think it’s from the 1950’s. Next up, ‘women know your limits!’ From Chumley - Warner."
Sounds more like Chumley from Pawn Stars |
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"I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men. They are far superior and always have been. Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater. If you give her sperm, she will give you a baby. If you give her a house, she will give you a home. If you give her groceries, she will give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she will give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be …ready to receive a ton of shit!"
Yeah, but give her a map and you’re doomed to spend the rest of eternity driving in circles. |
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"I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men. They are far superior and always have been. Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater. If you give her sperm, she will give you a baby. If you give her a house, she will give you a home. If you give her groceries, she will give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she will give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be …ready to receive a ton of shit!
Yeah, but give her a map and you’re doomed to spend the rest of eternity driving in circles. "
This is why God gave us TomTom |
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"I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men. They are far superior and always have been. Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater. If you give her sperm, she will give you a baby. If you give her a house, she will give you a home. If you give her groceries, she will give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she will give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be …ready to receive a ton of shit!
Yeah, but give her a map and you’re doomed to spend the rest of eternity driving in circles. "
While the man refuses to stop and ask for directions |
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"I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men. They are far superior and always have been. Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater. If you give her sperm, she will give you a baby. If you give her a house, she will give you a home. If you give her groceries, she will give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she will give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be …ready to receive a ton of shit!
Yeah, but give her a map and you’re doomed to spend the rest of eternity driving in circles.
While the man refuses to stop and ask for directions "
you know it! |
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