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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When someone is trying to pick an argument I simply reply
"I never engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man/woman"
Oh  I just saw your status "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't really have any set ones.
I tend to improvise and whatever they say, I spin it around back at them, but it a better way than their attempt.
Mike drop |
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By *renzMan
over a year ago
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Someone on here, many years ago told me I had a small penis. She only wanted 10".
My reprise went along the lines of, if there is unlikely to be any friction then there would be no benefit for either of us.
She didn't quite get what I was getting at.
I may well have a small penis but that's not what I'd been told previously or since. No where near 10" though! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it just me that finds these nasty 
Why would you use these?  "
I don't want to put a dampener on your thread OP, I'm just genuinely interested.
If someone is transphobic or a bigott to me, I'd be smart about it.
I wouldn't drop to their level, otherwise I'm no better than them
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is it just me that finds these nasty
Why would you use these?
I don't want to put a dampener on your thread OP, I'm just genuinely interested.
If someone is transphobic or a bigott to me, I'd be smart about it.
I wouldn't drop to their level, otherwise I'm no better than them
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I’d most probably never use one. I’d walk out of the situation instead.
Still I like witted come-backs and find them amusing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it just me that finds these nasty
Why would you use these?
I don't want to put a dampener on your thread OP, I'm just genuinely interested.
If someone is transphobic or a bigott to me, I'd be smart about it.
I wouldn't drop to their level, otherwise I'm no better than them
I’d most probably never use one. I’d walk out of the situation instead.
Still I like witted come-backs and find them amusing."
That's reassuring.
I have visions of these flying all over via messages
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is it just me that finds these nasty
Why would you use these?
I don't want to put a dampener on your thread OP, I'm just genuinely interested.
If someone is transphobic or a bigott to me, I'd be smart about it.
I wouldn't drop to their level, otherwise I'm no better than them
I’d most probably never use one. I’d walk out of the situation instead.
Still I like witted come-backs and find them amusing."
Witty not witted. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't really have any set ones.
I tend to improvise and whatever they say, I spin it around back at them, but it a better way than their attempt.
Mike drop"
Sassy!  but who's mike?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't really have any set ones.
I tend to improvise and whatever they say, I spin it around back at them, but it a better way than their attempt.
Mike drop
Sassy! but who's mike? "
1990 called.
It wants it's joke back
(Example of what I do)
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Someone on here, many years ago told me I had a small penis. She only wanted 10".
My reprise went along the lines of, if there is unlikely to be any friction then there would be no benefit for either of us.
She didn't quite get what I was getting at.
I may well have a small penis but that's not what I'd been told previously or since. No where near 10" though! "
Good comeback !
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Normally when I get called a dickhead (only unjustified) I say if I was you’d be the first one bouncing up & down on my shoulders.
Another I use is If you’d of been your mums first, you’d of been her last. Or the classic I bet your mum & dad wish that condom hadn’t burst, I know the rest of us do xx |
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Or a good one on the political threads apparently is
The difference between your opinion & my fact is. It’s just your opinion that you might get sex sometime in the future, where it is a fact I’m off to have sex now xx
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"My child asked me if I was simple yesterday, which made me howl with laughter.
Cheeky creature  "
Kids insults are the best
I think it's the fact it's said with complete honesty and conviction.
I told my 5 year old a joke a while ago and she just looked at me with slightly raised eyebrows for a few seconds, then turned and walked off in silence whilst shaking her head. |
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