"Not a Fing battery in the house. What is a girl to do. Let's see how your filthy minds work  "
Nip next door ask if you can borrow their doofah , promise not to take it away. Open up the back and slip the batteries up your arse. They will let you keep them.  |
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"Not a Fing battery in the house. What is a girl to do. Let's see how your filthy minds work
Nip next door ask if you can borrow their doofah , promise not to take it away. Open up the back and slip the batteries up your arse. They will let you keep them. "
No words. Pity my neighbours  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wasn't aware that you can get USB rechargeable toys these days. Technology! It's like living in the future!
Now that made me giggle 
My apologies    "
Not at all. I was genuinely surprised for a moment and then thought "yeah, why not?"
Just don't leave it plugged into the family computer... |
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One potato
Two pieces of wire
One galvanised nail
One nail made of a different material (or use a copper coated Penny coin).
The second nail / copper Penny will act as your +vet terminal.
A decent sized potato will generate around 0.5V.
If you need a higher voltage connect potatoes in series.
You're welcome.
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over a year ago
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"A large mains powered hammer drill. large diameter masonary bit and a 3' thick reinforced wall.
Should be enough vibration to get anyone off
And probably end up in a box after "
but what a way to go |
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"One potato
Two pieces of wire
One galvanised nail
One nail made of a different material (or use a copper coated Penny coin).
The second nail / copper Penny will act as your +vet terminal.
A decent sized potato will generate around 0.5V.
If you need a higher voltage connect potatoes in series.
You're welcome.
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Oh the potato one. Unfortunately no a potato in sight |
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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago
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scarlet_woman if you really need to put some life back into your batteries then try rubbing both ends of the batteries on some cloth for a minute then put them back in as stupid as this sounds it really does work a dead battery is never really dead it just drops below the 1.5v thus stopping the item from working |
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"A large mains powered hammer drill. large diameter masonary bit and a 3' thick reinforced wall.
Should be enough vibration to get anyone off
And probably end up in a box after
but what a way to go "
With a cum face |
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"scarlet_woman if you really need to put some life back into your batteries then try rubbing both ends of the batteries on some cloth for a minute then put them back in as stupid as this sounds it really does work a dead battery is never really dead it just drops below the 1.5v thus stopping the item from working "
Aw missed you. So sensible |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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"How about doing a Howard Stern?
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Enlightenment me "
US radio jock, once did a phone in & got a female listener to turn her stereo bass full up & sit on a speaker naked while he made suitable noises his end with his lips, getting her to turn the volume up all live on air as she apparently had fun.
The legislators hate him. There’s a film about him, worth a watch
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you have a playstation then get a car game and drive on the grass...
So that's why you keep losing online on Gran Turismo "
I simply can't comment on why I'm dead last in every race.... |
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"If you have a playstation then get a car game and drive on the grass...
So that's why you keep losing online on Gran Turismo
I simply can't comment on why I'm dead last in every race...."
Dual shock FTW! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you have a playstation then get a car game and drive on the grass...
So that's why you keep losing online on Gran Turismo
I simply can't comment on why I'm dead last in every race....
Dual shock FTW! "
Twice the power!! |
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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
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"Not a Fing battery in the house. What is a girl to do. Let's see how your filthy minds work "
Simple. Raid another device or kids toys. Who needs a working remote vs a working sex toy?
Wait - hang on - did I just say that? Maybe not the tv remote. |
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"Not a Fing battery in the house. What is a girl to do. Let's see how your filthy minds work
Simple. Raid another device or kids toys. Who needs a working remote vs a working sex toy?
Wait - hang on - did I just say that? Maybe not the tv remote. "
You said that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you have a playstation then get a car game and drive on the grass...
So that's why you keep losing online on Gran Turismo
Your too funny Cindi  "
I wouldnt be without the comments in the forum.
They feed me  |
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"If you have a playstation then get a car game and drive on the grass...
So that's why you keep losing online on Gran Turismo
Your too funny Cindi
I wouldnt be without the comments in the forum.
They feed me "
Made me belly laugh |
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"If you have a playstation then get a car game and drive on the grass...
So that's why you keep losing online on Gran Turismo
Your too funny Cindi
I wouldnt be without the comments in the forum.
They feed me
Made me belly laugh "
That might be wind
"There she blows"
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"Set your phone alarm on vibrate, cover the phone so you can't see what time it's set. Sit on your phone...and Bingo, you get a surprise while watching This Morning "
Always love your comments. Good morning |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So just had a bollocking off the son. Apparently the batteries I've been chucking away are rechargeable. Oh dear
Awwww no
Chucked about 6 of them "
Luckily my toys don't need batteries.
I have a 9" suction dildo that also incorporates lockdown exercises to keep me fit |
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"So just had a bollocking off the son. Apparently the batteries I've been chucking away are rechargeable. Oh dear
Awwww no
Chucked about 6 of them
Luckily my toys don't need batteries.
I have a 9" suction dildo that also incorporates lockdown exercises to keep me fit "
Eyes watering. Good butt cheeks though |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So just had a bollocking off the son. Apparently the batteries I've been chucking away are rechargeable. Oh dear
Awwww no
Chucked about 6 of them
Luckily my toys don't need batteries.
I have a 9" suction dildo that also incorporates lockdown exercises to keep me fit
Eyes watering. Good butt cheeks though "
Thank you.
They say the more you exercise the longer you can endure it next time.
At this rate I'll be in the Guinness world records for longest reverse cowgirl session |
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