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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Im getting bloody old.

message recieved starts..."hello dear"

WTF

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By *mileydragonWoman over a year ago

in the stix

get those from some people you wouldnt expect!

Im not that old .... yet!!!

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman over a year ago

Deviant City

sorry but couldn't help but giggle!

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

Would you rather have :

Hello Human being No : 2,804,786

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

l hate being called dear or love hate it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whack them with your zimmer!!

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By *n need of helpCouple over a year ago

hull

sir is bad too

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I just had 'my dear' which is worse.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It might be the antlers that prompted such an opening line. Maybe you should hide them in your pics.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've had hello dear as well, I felt about 906. I did reply though because he was cute lol. Shallow eh.

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By *ashful BazMan over a year ago

poole dorset

I use to hate being called nipper!

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By *rs and mr sanddancerCouple over a year ago

Boldon

Be grateful you didn't get the one that started 'Dear Sir or Madam' I mean, does my profile not say that I'm the fem half???

When I replied to tell the twunt this, he replied - sorry ma'am!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've had hello dear as well, I felt about 906. I did reply though because he was cute lol. Shallow eh. "
Sorry won't happen again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Morning ladies x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I seriously object to being called dear...

I just lowered my prices... And Id do mates rates.. If I had any...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I seriously object to being called dear...

I just lowered my prices... And Id do mates rates.. If I had any...

u'd just do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I seriously object to being called dear...

I just lowered my prices... And Id do mates rates.. If I had any...

u'd just do

I also do freebies in exceptional cases...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I seriously object to being called dear...

I just lowered my prices... And Id do mates rates.. If I had any...

u'd just do

I also do freebies in exceptional cases...

the "exceptional" being?

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By *andKCouple over a year ago

Norfolk

Whats wrong with being called 'Dear'? I've been calling K it for over 30 years, I've even got brusies to prove it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I seriously object to being called dear...

I just lowered my prices... And Id do mates rates.. If I had any...

u'd just do

I also do freebies in exceptional cases...

the "exceptional" being?

Female and breathing...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I seriously object to being called dear...

I just lowered my prices... And Id do mates rates.. If I had any...

u'd just do

I also do freebies in exceptional cases...

the "exceptional" being?

Female and breathing...

such a high criteria to match

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I seriously object to being called dear...

I just lowered my prices... And Id do mates rates.. If I had any...

u'd just do

I also do freebies in exceptional cases...

the "exceptional" being?

Female and breathing...

such a high criteria to match

Im sure we could come to an equitable compromise...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I seriously object to being called dear...

I just lowered my prices... And Id do mates rates.. If I had any...

u'd just do

I also do freebies in exceptional cases...

the "exceptional" being?

Female and breathing...

such a high criteria to match

Im sure we could come to an equitable compromise...

"equitable" now that sounds profitable

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I seriously object to being called dear...

I just lowered my prices... And Id do mates rates.. If I had any...

u'd just do

I also do freebies in exceptional cases...

the "exceptional" being?

Female and breathing...

such a high criteria to match

Im sure we could come to an equitable compromise...

"equitable" now that sounds profitable

Yummmm... Profit sharing...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I seriously object to being called dear...

I just lowered my prices... And Id do mates rates.. If I had any...

u'd just do

I also do freebies in exceptional cases...

the "exceptional" being?

Female and breathing...

such a high criteria to match

Im sure we could come to an equitable compromise...

"equitable" now that sounds profitable

Yummmm... Profit sharing...

sounds good could do with a slice of the action

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By *ucsparkMan over a year ago

dudley

"Im getting bloody old.

message recieved starts..."hello dear"

WTF

No pleasing some if you pm them with your close and I need a shag you get abuse and if you call them dear you get the same. The worlds gone mad.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I seriously object to being called dear...

I just lowered my prices... And Id do mates rates.. If I had any...

u'd just do

I also do freebies in exceptional cases...

the "exceptional" being?

Female and breathing...

such a high criteria to match

Im sure we could come to an equitable compromise...

"equitable" now that sounds profitable

Yummmm... Profit sharing...

sounds good could do with a slice of the action

Always ready to give ya slice some action...

*Hangs head in genuine shame...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I seriously object to being called dear...

I just lowered my prices... And Id do mates rates.. If I had any...

u'd just do

I also do freebies in exceptional cases...

the "exceptional" being?

Female and breathing...

such a high criteria to match

Im sure we could come to an equitable compromise...

"equitable" now that sounds profitable

Yummmm... Profit sharing...

sounds good could do with a slice of the action

Always ready to give ya slice some action...

*Hangs head in genuine shame...

oooo really ....... this will be interesting then .............. pm me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I seriously object to being called dear...

I just lowered my prices... And Id do mates rates.. If I had any...

u'd just do

I also do freebies in exceptional cases...

the "exceptional" being?

Female and breathing...

such a high criteria to match

Im sure we could come to an equitable compromise...

"equitable" now that sounds profitable

Yummmm... Profit sharing...

sounds good could do with a slice of the action

Always ready to give ya slice some action...

*Hangs head in genuine shame...

oooo really ....... this will be interesting then .............. pm me

Oooooo you watch out, he a mean furtler

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By *innamon!Woman over a year ago

no matter

Ohhh boy I really hate that . someone said that to me the other day.. I was not happy..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im getting bloody old.

message recieved starts..."hello dear"

WTF

yours faithfully, Be Nice x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Oooooo you watch out, he a mean furtler

Noooooo...

I a generous little Furtler...

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By *xscotMan over a year ago

Kingston

and there I am calling ladies hen as in hlawwrerr hen

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By *arnayguyMan over a year ago

Durham Tees

"Im getting bloody old.

message recieved starts..."hello dear"

WTF

Don't get so vexed! It's time for your nap anyway. I'll wake you up in time for The Archers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

" Oooooo you watch out, he a mean furtler

Noooooo...

I a generous little Furtler...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Im getting bloody old.

message recieved starts..."hello dear"

WTF

Don't get so vexed! It's time for your nap anyway. I'll wake you up in time for The Archers."

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