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Now I'm thinking about something where you could tie a little trailer thing to the back to drag the kids behind.
Like Thomas the tank pulling a trailer
Dunno how that would go down with health and safety |
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"I'm inspired.
I say inspired, well, more I'm inviting you lot to come up with some fucking epic ideas for fancy dress for wheelchair users.
Get that grey matter working folks!"
Is there a theme?
Do you have any clues as to the wearers likes/dislikes from which to guide inspiration? |
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"I'm inspired.
I say inspired, well, more I'm inviting you lot to come up with some fucking epic ideas for fancy dress for wheelchair users.
Get that grey matter working folks!
Is there a theme?
Do you have any clues as to the wearers likes/dislikes from which to guide inspiration?"
Nah I've literally just gone in all gung ho off the back of another thread. |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"A Dodgem
Lewis Hamilton
Wacky Races
Then there are the obvious:
Ironside
Brian Potter
Erm..... I don't know the obvious ones  "
You don't know Ironside (70s TV detective) and Brian Potter (Phoenix Nights)? 
The twinniness must be having an off day |
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"A Dodgem
Lewis Hamilton
Wacky Races
Then there are the obvious:
Ironside
Brian Potter
Erm..... I don't know the obvious ones
You don't know Ironside (70s TV detective) and Brian Potter (Phoenix Nights)?
The twinniness must be having an off day "
 shhhh, I'm having a dense day! |
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"An electric chair and the person be strapped up and in stripey clothing x
sold!"
Ummmm, I'll need an electric chair or mine converting sharpish. What could possibly go wrong with DIY electronics on a titanium frame?! |
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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago
local, but not too local |
"An electric chair and the person be strapped up and in stripey clothing x
sold!
Ummmm, I'll need an electric chair or mine converting sharpish. What could possibly go wrong with DIY electronics on a titanium frame?! "
Stick to 9v, you’ll be fine. |
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"An electric chair and the person be strapped up and in stripey clothing x
sold!
Ummmm, I'll need an electric chair or mine converting sharpish. What could possibly go wrong with DIY electronics on a titanium frame?!
Stick to 9v, you’ll be fine. "
I doubt 9V will move my fat ass very far at all! Pretty certain the forces my shoulders generate to move around would require a lot more than 9V  |
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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago
Whitley Bay |
For a female... Barbarella style orgasmatron.. Her hair backcombed, the make up 60's, the handles with a keyboard played by the kinky scientist who wants to kill her with pleasure. Her underwear and boots at the foot plates.
Google it  |
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"Granny Turismo! 
Granny?! Gawd the lockdown is obviously getting to me?!
Look them up on YouTube.
*Tries to remember*
Ain't ya glad I started this thread? You're sorted! "
Very much so, although Mr KC would have to be chief construction consultant because I have the handicrafts ability of a mouse |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Granny Turismo!
Granny?! Gawd the lockdown is obviously getting to me?!
Look them up on YouTube.
*Tries to remember*
Ain't ya glad I started this thread? You're sorted! "
Well they make me smile. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A shopping trolley, put a rubber chicken over your head inside the trolley, put a couple of strawberry tarts where your boobs should be and 2 long crusty breads for legs . All inside the basket. |
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"An electric chair and the person be strapped up and in stripey clothing x
Holy fuck 
Meh, this is the sort of sick thing we'd do
How about a portable glory hole ?? "
Please elaborate on the construction, materials and other design requirements |
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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago
milton keynes |
"An electric chair and the person be strapped up and in stripey clothing x
Holy fuck
Meh, this is the sort of sick thing we'd do
How about a portable glory hole ??
Please elaborate on the construction, materials and other design requirements "
Hahahaha I was hoping you'd like this one !! I could definitely whip up some design ideas |
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"An electric chair and the person be strapped up and in stripey clothing x
Holy fuck
Meh, this is the sort of sick thing we'd do
How about a portable glory hole ??
Please elaborate on the construction, materials and other design requirements
Hahahaha I was hoping you'd like this one !! I could definitely whip up some design ideas "
Happy to consider all ideas, however wacky.
Not a clue why it popped into Peachy Peach's head but now I'll be all dressed up and nowhere to go 
Shall I do daily exercise in "costume"?! I did 5km dressed as Santa in December |
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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago
milton keynes |
"An electric chair and the person be strapped up and in stripey clothing x
Holy fuck
Meh, this is the sort of sick thing we'd do
How about a portable glory hole ??
Please elaborate on the construction, materials and other design requirements
Hahahaha I was hoping you'd like this one !! I could definitely whip up some design ideas
Happy to consider all ideas, however wacky.
Not a clue why it popped into Peachy Peach's head but now I'll be all dressed up and nowhere to go
Shall I do daily exercise in "costume"?! I did 5km dressed as Santa in December "
You might get jaw ache if the daily exercise is in glory hole costume hahaha |
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"An electric chair and the person be strapped up and in stripey clothing x
Holy fuck
Meh, this is the sort of sick thing we'd do
How about a portable glory hole ??
Please elaborate on the construction, materials and other design requirements
Hahahaha I was hoping you'd like this one !! I could definitely whip up some design ideas
Happy to consider all ideas, however wacky.
Not a clue why it popped into Peachy Peach's head but now I'll be all dressed up and nowhere to go
Shall I do daily exercise in "costume"?! I did 5km dressed as Santa in December
You might get jaw ache if the daily exercise is in glory hole costume hahaha"
I shall use the hole(s) as vision ports  |
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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago
milton keynes |
"An electric chair and the person be strapped up and in stripey clothing x
Holy fuck
Meh, this is the sort of sick thing we'd do
How about a portable glory hole ??
Please elaborate on the construction, materials and other design requirements
Hahahaha I was hoping you'd like this one !! I could definitely whip up some design ideas
Happy to consider all ideas, however wacky.
Not a clue why it popped into Peachy Peach's head but now I'll be all dressed up and nowhere to go
Shall I do daily exercise in "costume"?! I did 5km dressed as Santa in December
You might get jaw ache if the daily exercise is in glory hole costume hahaha
I shall use the hole(s) as vision ports "
this made me think of a massage table with a hole |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooo oooo ooooooo, fridge freezer box (them bastards are huge) and paint the cunt up to look like Chitty!
Paint the cunt. Stay classy "
I think they meant the box, not the chair user |
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"Ooo oooo ooooooo, fridge freezer box (them bastards are huge) and paint the cunt up to look like Chitty!
Paint the cunt. Stay classy
I think they meant the box, not the chair user "
I know I shouldn't, and I think its the deadpan way you worded that, but I just pretty much fell off the couch laughing  |
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"Ooo oooo ooooooo, fridge freezer box (them bastards are huge) and paint the cunt up to look like Chitty!
Paint the cunt. Stay classy
I think they meant the box, not the chair user
I know I shouldn't, and I think its the deadpan way you worded that, but I just pretty much fell off the couch laughing "
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"As a wheelchair user some of the comments here are unbelievably offensive "
I'm a wheelchair user (I think Princess PP started the thread after something I said). I found nothing offensive, but accept I'm not everyone.
I shan't be painting my cunt. But I might paint the empty freezer box (the cunt!) |
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"I saw a picture of a person in an electric wheelchair, on a month python social media page he was the black knight from the holy grail."
Oooooooooo good one! I need to get mine wired up to the mains for 'leccy though  |
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"As a wheelchair user some of the comments here are unbelievably offensive "
It was absolutely not my intention when starting the thread for anyone to be offended, I started it to share ideas and hopefully have a little fun WITH not AT those who use a wheelchair.
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"As a wheelchair user some of the comments here are unbelievably offensive
I'm a wheelchair user (I think Princess PP started the thread after something I said). I found nothing offensive, but accept I'm not everyone.
I shan't be painting my cunt. But I might paint the empty freezer box (the cunt!)"
You most certainly were beaut  |
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"As a wheelchair user some of the comments here are unbelievably offensive
I'm a wheelchair user (I think Princess PP started the thread after something I said). I found nothing offensive, but accept I'm not everyone.
I shan't be painting my cunt. But I might paint the empty freezer box (the cunt!)
You most certainly were beaut "
Will you paint my cunt, Princess?
I think luminous green would be best |
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"As a wheelchair user some of the comments here are unbelievably offensive
I'm a wheelchair user (I think Princess PP started the thread after something I said). I found nothing offensive, but accept I'm not everyone.
I shan't be painting my cunt. But I might paint the empty freezer box (the cunt!)
You most certainly were beaut
Will you paint my cunt, Princess?
I think luminous green would be best "
Ha! It'll look like you've got Kermit in your lap if you lay on your side and spread yer legs |
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"Ooo oooo ooooooo, fridge freezer box (them bastards are huge) and paint the cunt up to look like Chitty!
Paint the cunt. Stay classy
I think they meant the box, not the chair user
I know I shouldn't, and I think its the deadpan way you worded that, but I just pretty much fell off the couch laughing "
Course I meant the fucking box. You can't paint a person to look like a giant car with wings. You'd have no use for the box if that was the case
Classy as a cone of chips me. |
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"As a wheelchair user some of the comments here are unbelievably offensive
I'm a wheelchair user (I think Princess PP started the thread after something I said). I found nothing offensive, but accept I'm not everyone.
I shan't be painting my cunt. But I might paint the empty freezer box (the cunt!)
You most certainly were beaut
Will you paint my cunt, Princess?
I think luminous green would be best
Ha! It'll look like you've got Kermit in your lap if you lay on your side and spread yer legs "
I can only actively spread the right one if I lie on my side. Muscles fooked on the left etc. D'ya think it'll still have the same effect, or should we add ears or glitter or a vajazzle or some shizzle?! |
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"As a wheelchair user some of the comments here are unbelievably offensive
I'm a wheelchair user (I think Princess PP started the thread after something I said). I found nothing offensive, but accept I'm not everyone.
I shan't be painting my cunt. But I might paint the empty freezer box (the cunt!)
You most certainly were beaut
Will you paint my cunt, Princess?
I think luminous green would be best
Ha! It'll look like you've got Kermit in your lap if you lay on your side and spread yer legs
I can only actively spread the right one if I lie on my side. Muscles fooked on the left etc. D'ya think it'll still have the same effect, or should we add ears or glitter or a vajazzle or some shizzle?! "
Depends how high you can lift it, but I'm sure Mr could knock up a Miss Piggy penis sheath for shits n giggles and they could kiss
Any minge bling is good in my book. Just not a macaroni necklace, that's so last year |
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I once knew a girl in a wheelchair who dressed as a mermaid for halloween, and her caregiver had attached grey-painted cardboard around the sides of the chair to make it look like rocks, it was great. A lovely sparkly mermaid sitting on the rocks, like Ariel. The girl was thrilled.
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"Ooo oooo ooooooo, fridge freezer box (them bastards are huge) and paint the cunt up to look like Chitty!
Paint the cunt. Stay classy
I think they meant the box, not the chair user
I know I shouldn't, and I think its the deadpan way you worded that, but I just pretty much fell off the couch laughing
Course I meant the fucking box. You can't paint a person to look like a giant car with wings. You'd have no use for the box if that was the case
Classy as a cone of chips me."
Also, sorry I'm still in shock, how silly would it be to have a person painted as a car inside a box, when you could have a person as themselves driving a box painted as a car?
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"As a wheelchair user some of the comments here are unbelievably offensive
I'm a wheelchair user (I think Princess PP started the thread after something I said). I found nothing offensive, but accept I'm not everyone.
I shan't be painting my cunt. But I might paint the empty freezer box (the cunt!)
You most certainly were beaut
Will you paint my cunt, Princess?
I think luminous green would be best
Ha! It'll look like you've got Kermit in your lap if you lay on your side and spread yer legs
I can only actively spread the right one if I lie on my side. Muscles fooked on the left etc. D'ya think it'll still have the same effect, or should we add ears or glitter or a vajazzle or some shizzle?!
Depends how high you can lift it, but I'm sure Mr could knock up a Miss Piggy penis sheath for shits n giggles and they could kiss
Any minge bling is good in my book. Just not a macaroni necklace, that's so last year "
I'm defo going to get the papier maiche out and knock a suitable cock sheath up because that sounds absolutely hilarious |
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"Ooo oooo ooooooo, fridge freezer box (them bastards are huge) and paint the cunt up to look like Chitty!
Paint the cunt. Stay classy
I think they meant the box, not the chair user
I know I shouldn't, and I think its the deadpan way you worded that, but I just pretty much fell off the couch laughing
Course I meant the fucking box. You can't paint a person to look like a giant car with wings. You'd have no use for the box if that was the case
Classy as a cone of chips me.
Also, sorry I'm still in shock, how silly would it be to have a person painted as a car inside a box, when you could have a person as themselves driving a box painted as a car?
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But what if it's a shy car |
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"As a wheelchair user some of the comments here are unbelievably offensive
I'm a wheelchair user (I think Princess PP started the thread after something I said). I found nothing offensive, but accept I'm not everyone.
I shan't be painting my cunt. But I might paint the empty freezer box (the cunt!)
You most certainly were beaut
Will you paint my cunt, Princess?
I think luminous green would be best
Ha! It'll look like you've got Kermit in your lap if you lay on your side and spread yer legs
I can only actively spread the right one if I lie on my side. Muscles fooked on the left etc. D'ya think it'll still have the same effect, or should we add ears or glitter or a vajazzle or some shizzle?!
Depends how high you can lift it, but I'm sure Mr could knock up a Miss Piggy penis sheath for shits n giggles and they could kiss
Any minge bling is good in my book. Just not a macaroni necklace, that's so last year
I'm defo going to get the papier maiche out and knock a suitable cock sheath up because that sounds absolutely hilarious "
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"Ooo oooo ooooooo, fridge freezer box (them bastards are huge) and paint the cunt up to look like Chitty!
Paint the cunt. Stay classy
I think they meant the box, not the chair user
I know I shouldn't, and I think its the deadpan way you worded that, but I just pretty much fell off the couch laughing
Course I meant the fucking box. You can't paint a person to look like a giant car with wings. You'd have no use for the box if that was the case
Classy as a cone of chips me.
Also, sorry I'm still in shock, how silly would it be to have a person painted as a car inside a box, when you could have a person as themselves driving a box painted as a car?
But what if it's a shy car "
Don't bloody start I'm well confused |
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"Ooo oooo ooooooo, fridge freezer box (them bastards are huge) and paint the cunt up to look like Chitty!
Paint the cunt. Stay classy
I think they meant the box, not the chair user
I know I shouldn't, and I think its the deadpan way you worded that, but I just pretty much fell off the couch laughing
Course I meant the fucking box. You can't paint a person to look like a giant car with wings. You'd have no use for the box if that was the case
Classy as a cone of chips me.
Also, sorry I'm still in shock, how silly would it be to have a person painted as a car inside a box, when you could have a person as themselves driving a box painted as a car?
But what if it's a shy car
Don't bloody start I'm well confused "
I've decided I DO want to be painted as the car. Peachy, paint me like one of your French ones - renault? |
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"Ooo oooo ooooooo, fridge freezer box (them bastards are huge) and paint the cunt up to look like Chitty!
Paint the cunt. Stay classy
I think they meant the box, not the chair user
I know I shouldn't, and I think its the deadpan way you worded that, but I just pretty much fell off the couch laughing
Course I meant the fucking box. You can't paint a person to look like a giant car with wings. You'd have no use for the box if that was the case
Classy as a cone of chips me.
Also, sorry I'm still in shock, how silly would it be to have a person painted as a car inside a box, when you could have a person as themselves driving a box painted as a car?
But what if it's a shy car
Don't bloody start I'm well confused
I've decided I DO want to be painted as the car. Peachy, paint me like one of your French ones - renault? "
that's outta my league bambino, you'll have to be an Unreliant Robin. |
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"Ooo oooo ooooooo, fridge freezer box (them bastards are huge) and paint the cunt up to look like Chitty!
Paint the cunt. Stay classy
I think they meant the box, not the chair user
I know I shouldn't, and I think its the deadpan way you worded that, but I just pretty much fell off the couch laughing
Course I meant the fucking box. You can't paint a person to look like a giant car with wings. You'd have no use for the box if that was the case
Classy as a cone of chips me.
Also, sorry I'm still in shock, how silly would it be to have a person painted as a car inside a box, when you could have a person as themselves driving a box painted as a car?
But what if it's a shy car
Don't bloody start I'm well confused
I've decided I DO want to be painted as the car. Peachy, paint me like one of your French ones - renault?
that's outta my league bambino, you'll have to be an Unreliant Robin."
Hmmmmm, I can probs do the three wheeled effect reasonably well but I don't tip up going round corners |
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"Ooo oooo ooooooo, fridge freezer box (them bastards are huge) and paint the cunt up to look like Chitty!
Paint the cunt. Stay classy
I think they meant the box, not the chair user
I know I shouldn't, and I think its the deadpan way you worded that, but I just pretty much fell off the couch laughing
Course I meant the fucking box. You can't paint a person to look like a giant car with wings. You'd have no use for the box if that was the case
Classy as a cone of chips me.
Also, sorry I'm still in shock, how silly would it be to have a person painted as a car inside a box, when you could have a person as themselves driving a box painted as a car?
But what if it's a shy car
Don't bloody start I'm well confused
I've decided I DO want to be painted as the car. Peachy, paint me like one of your French ones - renault?
that's outta my league bambino, you'll have to be an Unreliant Robin.
Hmmmmm, I can probs do the three wheeled effect reasonably well but I don't tip up going round corners "
Put a tank tire on one side |
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"Ooo oooo ooooooo, fridge freezer box (them bastards are huge) and paint the cunt up to look like Chitty!
Paint the cunt. Stay classy
I think they meant the box, not the chair user
I know I shouldn't, and I think its the deadpan way you worded that, but I just pretty much fell off the couch laughing
Course I meant the fucking box. You can't paint a person to look like a giant car with wings. You'd have no use for the box if that was the case
Classy as a cone of chips me.
Also, sorry I'm still in shock, how silly would it be to have a person painted as a car inside a box, when you could have a person as themselves driving a box painted as a car?
But what if it's a shy car
Don't bloody start I'm well confused
I've decided I DO want to be painted as the car. Peachy, paint me like one of your French ones - renault?
that's outta my league bambino, you'll have to be an Unreliant Robin.
Hmmmmm, I can probs do the three wheeled effect reasonably well but I don't tip up going round corners
Put a tank tire on one side "
Actually, you reminded me that on a totally unrelated note, I want to get some wider rims so I can put big fat offroad tyres on for going off-road. Snow wheelchairing inspired me |
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"Ooo oooo ooooooo, fridge freezer box (them bastards are huge) and paint the cunt up to look like Chitty!
Paint the cunt. Stay classy
I think they meant the box, not the chair user
I know I shouldn't, and I think its the deadpan way you worded that, but I just pretty much fell off the couch laughing
Course I meant the fucking box. You can't paint a person to look like a giant car with wings. You'd have no use for the box if that was the case
Classy as a cone of chips me.
Also, sorry I'm still in shock, how silly would it be to have a person painted as a car inside a box, when you could have a person as themselves driving a box painted as a car?
But what if it's a shy car
Don't bloody start I'm well confused
I've decided I DO want to be painted as the car. Peachy, paint me like one of your French ones - renault?
that's outta my league bambino, you'll have to be an Unreliant Robin.
Hmmmmm, I can probs do the three wheeled effect reasonably well but I don't tip up going round corners
Put a tank tire on one side
Actually, you reminded me that on a totally unrelated note, I want to get some wider rims so I can put big fat offroad tyres on for going off-road. Snow wheelchairing inspired me "
Ooooo, that sounds fucking ace! |
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Put a tank tire on one side
Actually, you reminded me that on a totally unrelated note, I want to get some wider rims so I can put big fat offroad tyres on for going off-road. Snow wheelchairing inspired me
Ooooo, that sounds fucking ace! "
It was! I whizzed down sheet ice in my chair, twas fun! Hard work getting uphill in the first place but worth it. I overtook all the children on silly sledges 
In the summer, I did long off-road pushes but took fucking ages, so some fatter tyres might help. Although I might get stuck in more gateways. Meh. I always take a banana and some water, so it'll be reet! |
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Put a tank tire on one side
Actually, you reminded me that on a totally unrelated note, I want to get some wider rims so I can put big fat offroad tyres on for going off-road. Snow wheelchairing inspired me
Ooooo, that sounds fucking ace!
It was! I whizzed down sheet ice in my chair, twas fun! Hard work getting uphill in the first place but worth it. I overtook all the children on silly sledges
In the summer, I did long off-road pushes but took fucking ages, so some fatter tyres might help. Although I might get stuck in more gateways. Meh. I always take a banana and some water, so it'll be reet!"
I'm bleeding knackered just thinking about it.
I also have the vision of the yodelling dude from the price is right flashing through my head reading the bit about getting up the hill. |
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Put a tank tire on one side
Actually, you reminded me that on a totally unrelated note, I want to get some wider rims so I can put big fat offroad tyres on for going off-road. Snow wheelchairing inspired me
Ooooo, that sounds fucking ace!
It was! I whizzed down sheet ice in my chair, twas fun! Hard work getting uphill in the first place but worth it. I overtook all the children on silly sledges
In the summer, I did long off-road pushes but took fucking ages, so some fatter tyres might help. Although I might get stuck in more gateways. Meh. I always take a banana and some water, so it'll be reet!
I'm bleeding knackered just thinking about it.
I also have the vision of the yodelling dude from the price is right flashing through my head reading the bit about getting up the hill. "
Ohhhhhh it was SO sexy! I was wear WAY too many layers (wheelchairing gets you hot 'n' bothered) so my face was sweating and all red and I kept getting beached on tufts of frozen grass and squishy snow. I swore quite a lot but under my breath like Muttley from Wacky Races (child in tow, no actual swearing allowed)
The other people we encountered on the route just looked perplexed at this insane woman with a bright red face slogging up frozen hills |
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Put a tank tire on one side
Actually, you reminded me that on a totally unrelated note, I want to get some wider rims so I can put big fat offroad tyres on for going off-road. Snow wheelchairing inspired me
Ooooo, that sounds fucking ace!
It was! I whizzed down sheet ice in my chair, twas fun! Hard work getting uphill in the first place but worth it. I overtook all the children on silly sledges
In the summer, I did long off-road pushes but took fucking ages, so some fatter tyres might help. Although I might get stuck in more gateways. Meh. I always take a banana and some water, so it'll be reet!
I'm bleeding knackered just thinking about it.
I also have the vision of the yodelling dude from the price is right flashing through my head reading the bit about getting up the hill.
Ohhhhhh it was SO sexy! I was wear WAY too many layers (wheelchairing gets you hot 'n' bothered) so my face was sweating and all red and I kept getting beached on tufts of frozen grass and squishy snow. I swore quite a lot but under my breath like Muttley from Wacky Races (child in tow, no actual swearing allowed)
The other people we encountered on the route just looked perplexed at this insane woman with a bright red face slogging up frozen hills "
I ain't gonna be a mushy cunt, but you right help me push myself when there's stuff I think I ain't capable of. |
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Put a tank tire on one side
Actually, you reminded me that on a totally unrelated note, I want to get some wider rims so I can put big fat offroad tyres on for going off-road. Snow wheelchairing inspired me
Ooooo, that sounds fucking ace!
It was! I whizzed down sheet ice in my chair, twas fun! Hard work getting uphill in the first place but worth it. I overtook all the children on silly sledges
In the summer, I did long off-road pushes but took fucking ages, so some fatter tyres might help. Although I might get stuck in more gateways. Meh. I always take a banana and some water, so it'll be reet!
I'm bleeding knackered just thinking about it.
I also have the vision of the yodelling dude from the price is right flashing through my head reading the bit about getting up the hill.
Ohhhhhh it was SO sexy! I was wear WAY too many layers (wheelchairing gets you hot 'n' bothered) so my face was sweating and all red and I kept getting beached on tufts of frozen grass and squishy snow. I swore quite a lot but under my breath like Muttley from Wacky Races (child in tow, no actual swearing allowed)
The other people we encountered on the route just looked perplexed at this insane woman with a bright red face slogging up frozen hills
I ain't gonna be a mushy cunt, but you right help me push myself when there's stuff I think I ain't capable of."
The Golden Rule - no-one pushes me. Ever. Ever. Mr KC knows the Golden Rule and just watches me while passers by issue silent (and occasionally not so silent) judgement from a distance
My kids know the Rule too |
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"Are you coming wheelchair adventuring with me, Peachy? You can borrow a chair off one of my mates "
I think I may end up having to.
Rule number 1 for me.... I ain't as fucking pig headed or experienced as you so the kids can push away
Shit. No kids, I struggle to silent swear unless I'm at work.
Mr can push away whilst I cry into my lap that I'm a weakling |
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"Are you coming wheelchair adventuring with me, Peachy? You can borrow a chair off one of my mates
I think I may end up having to.
Rule number 1 for me.... I ain't as fucking pig headed or experienced as you so the kids can push away
Shit. No kids, I struggle to silent swear unless I'm at work.
Mr can push away whilst I cry into my lap that I'm a weakling "
Ok, I'll ask my friend John for his spare chair that I pushed my Dad round the hospital in and we can go adventuring. I'll warn you these chairs aren't really designed for a person to push behind - the handles are teeny weeny (and I keep my flaps folded in ) |
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"Are you coming wheelchair adventuring with me, Peachy? You can borrow a chair off one of my mates
I think I may end up having to.
Rule number 1 for me.... I ain't as fucking pig headed or experienced as you so the kids can push away
Shit. No kids, I struggle to silent swear unless I'm at work.
Mr can push away whilst I cry into my lap that I'm a weakling
Ok, I'll ask my friend John for his spare chair that I pushed my Dad round the hospital in and we can go adventuring. I'll warn you these chairs aren't really designed for a person to push behind - the handles are teeny weeny (and I keep my flaps folded in )"
Oooer Mrs!
I'm totally gonna have blisters aren't I |
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"Are you coming wheelchair adventuring with me, Peachy? You can borrow a chair off one of my mates
I think I may end up having to.
Rule number 1 for me.... I ain't as fucking pig headed or experienced as you so the kids can push away
Shit. No kids, I struggle to silent swear unless I'm at work.
Mr can push away whilst I cry into my lap that I'm a weakling
Ok, I'll ask my friend John for his spare chair that I pushed my Dad round the hospital in and we can go adventuring. I'll warn you these chairs aren't really designed for a person to push behind - the handles are teeny weeny (and I keep my flaps folded in )
Oooer Mrs!
I'm totally gonna have blisters aren't I "
Errrrrrrrrr yes. Yes you are! Come and play wheelchair basketball then you'll get HUUUUUGE blisters and maybe a broken finger |
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"Are you coming wheelchair adventuring with me, Peachy? You can borrow a chair off one of my mates
I think I may end up having to.
Rule number 1 for me.... I ain't as fucking pig headed or experienced as you so the kids can push away
Shit. No kids, I struggle to silent swear unless I'm at work.
Mr can push away whilst I cry into my lap that I'm a weakling
Ok, I'll ask my friend John for his spare chair that I pushed my Dad round the hospital in and we can go adventuring. I'll warn you these chairs aren't really designed for a person to push behind - the handles are teeny weeny (and I keep my flaps folded in )
Oooer Mrs!
I'm totally gonna have blisters aren't I
Errrrrrrrrr yes. Yes you are! Come and play wheelchair basketball then you'll get HUUUUUGE blisters and maybe a broken finger "
No thank you. I know my limits and I'm a wimp |
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"Are you coming wheelchair adventuring with me, Peachy? You can borrow a chair off one of my mates
I think I may end up having to.
Rule number 1 for me.... I ain't as fucking pig headed or experienced as you so the kids can push away
Shit. No kids, I struggle to silent swear unless I'm at work.
Mr can push away whilst I cry into my lap that I'm a weakling
Ok, I'll ask my friend John for his spare chair that I pushed my Dad round the hospital in and we can go adventuring. I'll warn you these chairs aren't really designed for a person to push behind - the handles are teeny weeny (and I keep my flaps folded in )
Oooer Mrs!
I'm totally gonna have blisters aren't I
Errrrrrrrrr yes. Yes you are! Come and play wheelchair basketball then you'll get HUUUUUGE blisters and maybe a broken finger
No thank you. I know my limits and I'm a wimp "
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"Are you coming wheelchair adventuring with me, Peachy? You can borrow a chair off one of my mates
I think I may end up having to.
Rule number 1 for me.... I ain't as fucking pig headed or experienced as you so the kids can push away
Shit. No kids, I struggle to silent swear unless I'm at work.
Mr can push away whilst I cry into my lap that I'm a weakling
Ok, I'll ask my friend John for his spare chair that I pushed my Dad round the hospital in and we can go adventuring. I'll warn you these chairs aren't really designed for a person to push behind - the handles are teeny weeny (and I keep my flaps folded in )
Oooer Mrs!
I'm totally gonna have blisters aren't I
Errrrrrrrrr yes. Yes you are! Come and play wheelchair basketball then you'll get HUUUUUGE blisters and maybe a broken finger
No thank you. I know my limits and I'm a wimp
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Don't you bleeding guilt trip me, I'll stick you on your arse!... oh...balls.... |
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If anyone else wants to come and try off-road wheelchairing, wheelchair sledging or any other adrenaline sports for which wheelchairs are absolutely not designed, then let us know
Note: must be bat shit crazy and not frightened of falling out or lacking ability to stop |
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"If anyone else wants to come and try off-road wheelchairing, wheelchair sledging or any other adrenaline sports for which wheelchairs are absolutely not designed, then let us know
Note: must be bat shit crazy and not frightened of falling out or lacking ability to stop "
where do I sign up |
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"An electric chair and the person be strapped up and in stripey clothing x
sold!
Ummmm, I'll need an electric chair or mine converting sharpish. What could possibly go wrong with DIY electronics on a titanium frame?! "
Some sort of "box" around your chair, painted to look like a chariot.
Go as Ben Her...
E
*Also, painting your cunt, the brush tickles.
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"If anyone else wants to come and try off-road wheelchairing, wheelchair sledging or any other adrenaline sports for which wheelchairs are absolutely not designed, then let us know
Note: must be bat shit crazy and not frightened of falling out or lacking ability to stop
where do I sign up"
Inbox me |
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"An electric chair and the person be strapped up and in stripey clothing x
sold!
Ummmm, I'll need an electric chair or mine converting sharpish. What could possibly go wrong with DIY electronics on a titanium frame?!
Some sort of "box" around your chair, painted to look like a chariot.
Go as Ben Her...
E
*Also, painting your cunt, the brush tickles.
Do not ask me how I know this. "
Anyone would think you have direct experience, E?! |
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"Bobsleigh..you can choose 2 man, 4 man... sedan chair. Surrey with a fringe on top, western style covered wagon, or stagecoach. Dandy highwayman stage coach.."
YES! This kind of idea - this is what we need |
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"An electric chair and the person be strapped up and in stripey clothing x
sold!
Ummmm, I'll need an electric chair or mine converting sharpish. What could possibly go wrong with DIY electronics on a titanium frame?!
Some sort of "box" around your chair, painted to look like a chariot.
Go as Ben Her...
E
*Also, painting your cunt, the brush tickles.
Do not ask me how I know this.
Anyone would think you have direct experience, E?! "
Whistles innocently.
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"This has resurfaced after a while. Wondering what the keyword search was
Today, my wheelchair dress-up was "drowned rat" - I was trying to channel The Wind in the Willows, obviously "
I sooooooo want the keyword search to be "paint your cunt"
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"Bobsleigh..you can choose 2 man, 4 man... sedan chair. Surrey with a fringe on top, western style covered wagon, or stagecoach. Dandy highwayman stage coach..
YES! This kind of idea - this is what we need "
If you could sit upside down you could be Surrey with a minge on top |
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My mate has used a few of these for fancy dress
Brian potter
Whacky Races
Professor X
Mario Cart
He fastened an old laptop to his chair and turned up to a party as Stephen Hawking once.
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"I'm inspired.
I say inspired, well, more I'm inviting you lot to come up with some fucking epic ideas for fancy dress for wheelchair users.
Get that grey matter working folks!"
Mario Kart!!! |
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"An alien in his flying saucer
A tank commander in his tank "
My previously mentioned mate tried this but he made the bloody thing too big to be practical |
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"An alien in his flying saucer
A tank commander in his tank
My previously mentioned mate tried this but he made the bloody thing too big to be practical "
Haha yeah doors will be a problem needs to be a church hall open up the double doors.. drive in through a smoke machine |
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