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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

And it likes to play too.

There ... just for the late night 'straight' guys who are going to message.

Thats all.

Thankyou x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And it likes to play too.

There ... just for the late night 'straight' guys who are going to message.

Thats all.

Thankyou x"

I wish I had a penis to play with.

Oh wait I'm not a straight guy so I won't message.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"And it likes to play too.

There ... just for the late night 'straight' guys who are going to message.

Thats all.

Thankyou x"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"And it likes to play too.

There ... just for the late night 'straight' guys who are going to message.

Thats all.

Thankyou x

I wish I had a penis to play with.

Oh wait I'm not a straight guy so I won't message. "

Ooooh.

You have one of those vagina thingies don't you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And it likes to play too.

There ... just for the late night 'straight' guys who are going to message.

Thats all.

Thankyou x

I wish I had a penis to play with.

Oh wait I'm not a straight guy so I won't message.

Ooooh.

You have one of those vagina thingies don't you?"

I did last time I looked.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"And it likes to play too.

There ... just for the late night 'straight' guys who are going to message.

Thats all.

Thankyou x

I wish I had a penis to play with.

Oh wait I'm not a straight guy so I won't message.

Ooooh.

You have one of those vagina thingies don't you?

I did last time I looked. "

Need me to xheck for you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And it likes to play too.

There ... just for the late night 'straight' guys who are going to message.

Thats all.

Thankyou x

I wish I had a penis to play with.

Oh wait I'm not a straight guy so I won't message.

Ooooh.

You have one of those vagina thingies don't you?

I did last time I looked.

Need me to xheck for you?"

Whats your eyesight like at 2 metres?

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"And it likes to play too.

There ... just for the late night 'straight' guys who are going to message.

Thats all.

Thankyou x"

They come out at night x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well i told myself i was straight up until few weeks back so should i message or is it too late now i have my pinky out of the closet?

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"And it likes to play too.

There ... just for the late night 'straight' guys who are going to message.

Thats all.

Thankyou x

I wish I had a penis to play with.

Oh wait I'm not a straight guy so I won't message.

Ooooh.

You have one of those vagina thingies don't you?

I did last time I looked.

Need me to xheck for you?

Whats your eyesight like at 2 metres? "

It ok ... just send a photo!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And it likes to play too.

There ... just for the late night 'straight' guys who are going to message.

Thats all.

Thankyou x

They come out at night x"

Literally

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well i told myself i was straight up until few weeks back so should i message or is it too late now i have my pinky out of the closet?

pmsl"

Its fine, so long as there is an acknowledgment that my little fella comes as part of the deal. And he is an insistent little chap.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well i told myself i was straight up until few weeks back so should i message or is it too late now i have my pinky out of the closet?

pmsl

Its fine, so long as there is an acknowledgment that my little fella comes as part of the deal. And he is an insistent little chap."

Big chap I mean, huge, enormous, VAST.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And it likes to play too.

There ... just for the late night 'straight' guys who are going to message.

Thats all.

Thankyou x

I wish I had a penis to play with.

Oh wait I'm not a straight guy so I won't message.

Ooooh.

You have one of those vagina thingies don't you?

I did last time I looked.

Need me to xheck for you?

Whats your eyesight like at 2 metres?

It ok ... just send a photo!

Do I need to be a 'straight' woman for that?

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"And it likes to play too.

There ... just for the late night 'straight' guys who are going to message.

Thats all.

Thankyou x

They come out at night x

Literally "

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By *adysilkCouple over a year ago

birmingham

"And it likes to play too.

There ... just for the late night 'straight' guys who are going to message.

Thats all.

Thankyou x

I wish I had a penis to play with.

Oh wait I'm not a straight guy so I won't message. "

wish I had one too

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"And it likes to play too.

There ... just for the late night 'straight' guys who are going to message.

Thats all.

Thankyou x

I wish I had a penis to play with.

Oh wait I'm not a straight guy so I won't message.

Ooooh.

You have one of those vagina thingies don't you?

I did last time I looked.

Need me to xheck for you?

Whats your eyesight like at 2 metres?

It ok ... just send a photo!

Do I need to be a 'straight' woman for that? "

Is tha fabstraight?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well i told myself i was straight up until few weeks back so should i message or is it too late now i have my pinky out of the closet?

pmsl

Its fine, so long as there is an acknowledgment that my little fella comes as part of the deal. And he is an insistent little chap.

Big chap I mean, huge, enormous, VAST.

And other such synonyms too ill wager!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"And it likes to play too.

There ... just for the late night 'straight' guys who are going to message.

Thats all.

Thankyou x

I wish I had a penis to play with.

Oh wait I'm not a straight guy so I won't message.

wish I had one too "

I have boobies that live in a box under the bed when not in use. Maybe you could do a similar thing with a willy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well i told myself i was straight up until few weeks back so should i message or is it too late now i have my pinky out of the closet?

pmsl

Its fine, so long as there is an acknowledgment that my little fella comes as part of the deal. And he is an insistent little chap.

Big chap I mean, huge, enormous, VAST.

And other such synonyms too ill wager!!!

Whoa, hold on.

You can't use words like synonym in here!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well i told myself i was straight up until few weeks back so should i message or is it too late now i have my pinky out of the closet?

pmsl

Its fine, so long as there is an acknowledgment that my little fella comes as part of the deal. And he is an insistent little chap.

Big chap I mean, huge, enormous, VAST.

And other such synonyms too ill wager!!!

Whoa, hold on.

You can't use words like synonym in here!"

Hahahaa i got scrabble for xmas pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wish I had one to play with

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Do you have a penis that likes to play for the straight women?

Asking not for a friend at all

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do you have a penis that likes to play for the straight women?

Asking not for a friend at all

I have a special one for just such an eventuality.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Do you have a penis that likes to play for the straight women?

Asking not for a friend at all

I have a special one for just such an eventuality."

Meet you behind the bike sheds?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do you have a penis that likes to play for the straight women?

Asking not for a friend at all

I have a special one for just such an eventuality.

Meet you behind the bike sheds?"

I'll bring the willy!

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Do you have a penis that likes to play for the straight women?

Asking not for a friend at all

I have a special one for just such an eventuality.

Meet you behind the bike sheds?

I'll bring the willy!"

I was hoping you would

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do you have a penis that likes to play for the straight women?

Asking not for a friend at all

I have a special one for just such an eventuality.

Meet you behind the bike sheds?

I'll bring the willy!

I was hoping you would

Fuck!

I put it down a minute ago and can't remember where I left it

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Do you have a penis that likes to play for the straight women?

Asking not for a friend at all

I have a special one for just such an eventuality.

Meet you behind the bike sheds?

I'll bring the willy!

I was hoping you would

Fuck!

I put it down a minute ago and can't remember where I left it

Fucks sake. Story of my bloody life this is!

Can I search?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do you have a penis that likes to play for the straight women?

Asking not for a friend at all

I have a special one for just such an eventuality.

Meet you behind the bike sheds?

I'll bring the willy!

I was hoping you would

Fuck!

I put it down a minute ago and can't remember where I left it

Fucks sake. Story of my bloody life this is!

Can I search?

Do you know what it looks like?

Its kinda pink

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Do you have a penis that likes to play for the straight women?

Asking not for a friend at all

I have a special one for just such an eventuality.

Meet you behind the bike sheds?

I'll bring the willy!

I was hoping you would

Fuck!

I put it down a minute ago and can't remember where I left it

Fucks sake. Story of my bloody life this is!

Can I search?

Do you know what it looks like?

Its kinda pink"

Do you have a photo? So I know what I'm looking for? In case I get it wrong

(I am not touting for lurker penis in my inbox. Thank you all)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you have a penis that likes to play for the straight women?

Asking not for a friend at all

I have a special one for just such an eventuality.

Meet you behind the bike sheds?

I'll bring the willy!

I was hoping you would

Fuck!

I put it down a minute ago and can't remember where I left it

Fucks sake. Story of my bloody life this is!

Can I search?

Do you know what it looks like?

Its kinda pink

Do you have a photo? So I know what I'm looking for? In case I get it wrong

(I am not touting for lurker penis in my inbox. Thank you all)"

Dammit

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Do you have a photo? So I know what I'm looking for? In case I get it wrong

(I am not touting for lurker penis in my inbox. Thank you all)"

Uh oh

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Do you have a penis that likes to play for the straight women?

Asking not for a friend at all

I have a special one for just such an eventuality.

Meet you behind the bike sheds?

I'll bring the willy!

I was hoping you would

Fuck!

I put it down a minute ago and can't remember where I left it

Fucks sake. Story of my bloody life this is!

Can I search?

Do you know what it looks like?

Its kinda pink

Do you have a photo? So I know what I'm looking for? In case I get it wrong

(I am not touting for lurker penis in my inbox. Thank you all)

Dammit

Apparently you're one of very few people who believed me Wonko....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do you have a penis that likes to play for the straight women?

Asking not for a friend at all

I have a special one for just such an eventuality.

Meet you behind the bike sheds?

I'll bring the willy!

I was hoping you would

Fuck!

I put it down a minute ago and can't remember where I left it

Fucks sake. Story of my bloody life this is!

Can I search?

Do you know what it looks like?

Its kinda pink

Do you have a photo? So I know what I'm looking for? In case I get it wrong

(I am not touting for lurker penis in my inbox. Thank you all)

Dammit

Gotta be worth a try Wonko!

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Do you have a photo? So I know what I'm looking for? In case I get it wrong

(I am not touting for lurker penis in my inbox. Thank you all)

Uh oh"

Yep. Should have done that inbox closing thing before making such wild and crazy comments

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you have a penis that likes to play for the straight women?

Asking not for a friend at all

I have a special one for just such an eventuality.

Meet you behind the bike sheds?

I'll bring the willy!

I was hoping you would

Fuck!

I put it down a minute ago and can't remember where I left it

Fucks sake. Story of my bloody life this is!

Can I search?

Do you know what it looks like?

Its kinda pink

Do you have a photo? So I know what I'm looking for? In case I get it wrong

(I am not touting for lurker penis in my inbox. Thank you all)

Dammit

Apparently you're one of very few people who believed me Wonko....

I'm a good boy. I don't have one I could send anyway

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do you have a penis that likes to play for the straight women?

Asking not for a friend at all

I have a special one for just such an eventuality.

Meet you behind the bike sheds?

I'll bring the willy!

I was hoping you would

Fuck!

I put it down a minute ago and can't remember where I left it

Fucks sake. Story of my bloody life this is!

Can I search?

Do you know what it looks like?

Its kinda pink

Do you have a photo? So I know what I'm looking for? In case I get it wrong

(I am not touting for lurker penis in my inbox. Thank you all)

Dammit

Apparently you're one of very few people who believed me Wonko....

I'm a good boy. I don't have one I could send anyway

I'll lend you one of mine?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you have a penis that likes to play for the straight women?

Asking not for a friend at all

I have a special one for just such an eventuality.

Meet you behind the bike sheds?

I'll bring the willy!

I was hoping you would

Fuck!

I put it down a minute ago and can't remember where I left it

Fucks sake. Story of my bloody life this is!

Can I search?

Do you know what it looks like?

Its kinda pink

Do you have a photo? So I know what I'm looking for? In case I get it wrong

(I am not touting for lurker penis in my inbox. Thank you all)

Dammit

Gotta be worth a try Wonko!

She said no so no it is

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do you have a penis that likes to play for the straight women?

Asking not for a friend at all

I have a special one for just such an eventuality.

Meet you behind the bike sheds?

I'll bring the willy!

I was hoping you would

Fuck!

I put it down a minute ago and can't remember where I left it

Fucks sake. Story of my bloody life this is!

Can I search?

Do you know what it looks like?

Its kinda pink

Do you have a photo? So I know what I'm looking for? In case I get it wrong

(I am not touting for lurker penis in my inbox. Thank you all)

Dammit

Gotta be worth a try Wonko!

She said no so no it is"

Very wise

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

4 minutes. 7 peni.

And yet Jennie, the whole point was so I knew what yours looked like and could search

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"4 minutes. 7 peni.

And yet Jennie, the whole point was so I knew what yours looked like and could search

Really? 7?

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"4 minutes. 7 peni.

And yet Jennie, the whole point was so I knew what yours looked like and could search

Really? 7?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"4 minutes. 7 peni.

And yet Jennie, the whole point was so I knew what yours looked like and could search

Its like a cock.

Just bigger

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've not received a single one in months

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"4 minutes. 7 peni.

And yet Jennie, the whole point was so I knew what yours looked like and could search

Really? 7?

I haven't had any since I started this thread

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"4 minutes. 7 peni.

And yet Jennie, the whole point was so I knew what yours looked like and could search

Really? 7?

I haven't had any since I started this thread"

It's a slow night in unsolicited penisville.

Does one from several angles count as one or more?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"4 minutes. 7 peni.

And yet Jennie, the whole point was so I knew what yours looked like and could search

Really? 7?

I haven't had any since I started this thread

It's a slow night in unsolicited penisville.

Does one from several angles count as one or more?

One

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"4 minutes. 7 peni.

And yet Jennie, the whole point was so I knew what yours looked like and could search

Really? 7?

I haven't had any since I started this thread

It's a slow night in unsolicited penisville.

Does one from several angles count as one or more?

One "

My box is now closed for new business. I need eye bleach

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I got one

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I got one

Yay! Nice going there Wonko. Would you like me to send the ones I got over?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I got one

Yay! Nice going there Wonko. Would you like me to send the ones I got over?"

No thanks

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I got one

Yay! Nice going there Wonko. Would you like me to send the ones I got over?

No thanks "

Ok.... maybe they'll be encouraged to share with you too anyway

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I got one

Yay! Nice going there Wonko. Would you like me to send the ones I got over?

No thanks

Ok.... maybe they'll be encouraged to share with you too anyway

I hope not

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I got one

Yay! Nice going there Wonko. Would you like me to send the ones I got over?

No thanks

Ok.... maybe they'll be encouraged to share with you too anyway

I hope not "

One was a new and interesting angle I'd not seen before

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By *imbobaMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Do you have a photo? So I know what I'm looking for? In case I get it wrong

(I am not touting for lurker penis in my inbox. Thank you all)

Uh oh

Yep. Should have done that inbox closing thing before making such wild and crazy comments

"
.

Pretty sure I’ve slipped one in before now.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Do you have a photo? So I know what I'm looking for? In case I get it wrong

(I am not touting for lurker penis in my inbox. Thank you all)

Uh oh

Yep. Should have done that inbox closing thing before making such wild and crazy comments

Pretty sure I’ve slipped one in before now. "

You have.... and you could slip past the defences of the box as well

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By *imbobaMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Do you have a photo? So I know what I'm looking for? In case I get it wrong

(I am not touting for lurker penis in my inbox. Thank you all)

Uh oh

Yep. Should have done that inbox closing thing before making such wild and crazy comments

Pretty sure I’ve slipped one in before now.

You have.... and you could slip past the defences of the box as well

. I only aim to fill the box.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Do you have a photo? So I know what I'm looking for? In case I get it wrong

(I am not touting for lurker penis in my inbox. Thank you all)

Uh oh

Yep. Should have done that inbox closing thing before making such wild and crazy comments

Pretty sure I’ve slipped one in before now.

You have.... and you could slip past the defences of the box as well

. I only aim to fill the box. "

And satisfy the box

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Only a select few get to see mine.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jennie, you're crazier than me

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By *nked_kittenWoman over a year ago

Ankh Morpork

"And it likes to play too.

There ... just for the late night 'straight' guys who are going to message.

Thats all.

Thankyou x

I wish I had a penis to play with.

Oh wait I'm not a straight guy so I won't message.

wish I had one too

I have boobies that live in a box under the bed when not in use. Maybe you could do a similar thing with a willy?"

I do. It’s purple

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By *oxychicWoman over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

"And it likes to play too.

There ... just for the late night 'straight' guys who are going to message.

Thats all.

Thankyou x"
i have a penis, when I'm wearing my strap on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And it likes to play too.

There ... just for the late night 'straight' guys who are going to message.

Thats all.

Thankyou x"

Totally irrelevant, but loving your make up and style of clothing.

Really suits you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jennie, you're crazier than me

Not

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"And it likes to play too.

There ... just for the late night 'straight' guys who are going to message.

Thats all.

Thankyou x

Totally irrelevant, but loving your make up and style of clothing.

Really suits you."

Thankyou

Comments like that are never irrelevant

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jennie, you're crazier than me

Not"

Who told you to say that?

Are you being held hostage?

"Quick, Igor GET TO THE CHOPPA! NOW! GET TO THE CHOPPA!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I has started early tonight!

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I has started early tonight!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I has started early tonight!

It.

It has started early.

Doh

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I has started early tonight!

It.

It has started early.

Doh"

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