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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You've seen the news!
You go to the park and people are attacked by pots n pans robots, ghost ninjas jump out of nowhere, aliens kill ya and dinosaurs eat the remains.
It happens!
Wake up sheeple!
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#notfakenews
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You've seen the news!
You go to the park and people are attacked by pots n pans robots, ghost ninjas jump out of nowhere, aliens kill ya and dinosaurs eat the remains.
It happens!
Wake up sheeple!
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#notfakenews
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Sponsored by the Donald Trump Inc.™"
I know right
I was in Asda car park today and there was a heffalump
With a ginormous trunk |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I know right
I was in Asda car park today and there was a heffalump
With a ginormous trunk"
And I bet there was a news team there interviewing eye witnesses ready for the 9pm news.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How did you get this information?  All of my Trump news locations seem to have disappeared
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Have no fear, Donald has informed me he is setting up a brand new media company.
In the meantime he's entrusted me to keep his fan base informed with current world events.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was a good episode that one 
One of the best shows ever  "
Death was great in that one as well.
Although his 'man heeer' speech was one of his best performances I've seen |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The Lizard people have told me that anyone with a heat lamp in their house will be spared..."
This is....
#fakenews
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The truth is.. only those who submit to the orders from the squirting mermaids will be saved 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I love being a sheeple "
You need to wake up!
There are evil powers... at work!
If you don't have your pre planned disaster back pack ready you won't survive the zombie apocalypse 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"https://youtu.be/bVshMTeZlLM"
YouTube is the greatest source of news and information.
Through YouTube videos I can now obtain everyone's bank details using my Huawei mobile phone and the nearest 5G mast.
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"https://youtu.be/bVshMTeZlLM
YouTube is the greatest source of news and information.
Through YouTube videos I can now obtain everyone's bank details using my Huawei mobile phone and the nearest 5G mast.
#notfakenews "
Sounds complicated I just use nanobots  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"https://youtu.be/bVshMTeZlLM
YouTube is the greatest source of news and information.
Through YouTube videos I can now obtain everyone's bank details using my Huawei mobile phone and the nearest 5G mast.
#notfakenews
Sounds complicated I just use nanobots "
Nanobots are so 2020.
The greatest threat we have is the........ ATM robot uprising
They won't dispense our money and attack those who try 
Wake up sheeple!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's all a conspiracy so obvious that a person in their Cheeto stained pants can spot it from their basement, but the world's experts are baffled.
Who needs experts, hey?"
I am pleased they are informing otherwise how would be know about the evil intentions of the.... Globalist Masters and their cunning plan to anoint Bill Gates as King of the Earth
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