Zil Lanes

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I got pulled over by the police and fined for driving in one of the Olympic lanes.

I tried to argue that it wasn't clearly marked or signposted, but they weren't having any of it.

They said that I should've noticed something was wrong when I started knocking down the hurdles.

By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

did you end up in a funny looking long sand pit

By *abloBackMan over a year ago

London

You were lucky the spear chuckers were on a tea break

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Youre for the highjump...;-)

By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

Discus!

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where dya want ya shot put...;-)

By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

"Where dya want ya shot put...;-)"

Anywhere, just give it some hammer.

Now Mrs Schweppes, about that triple jump you were arranging.

By *abloBackMan over a year ago

London

I'll relay the message

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

u should've done the sprint

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

u should've done the sprint

By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

You should have just kept going... you'd come around again on the next lap.