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My profile - funny or offensive?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have the attention span of a goldfish and stopped reading free 2 lines  "
See I looked at your butt first before reading yours so that kept my focus x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Some of the pics make me want to throw hoops. It's an ok profile 
Tell. Me. More.
You've never thrown hoops onto a stick. Don't know what your missing "
Haha I’ll just lay there and you crack on |
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"Some of the pics make me want to throw hoops. It's an ok profile
Tell. Me. More.
You've never thrown hoops onto a stick. Don't know what your missing
Haha I’ll just lay there and you crack on "
Typical guy  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Some of the pics make me want to throw hoops. It's an ok profile
Tell. Me. More.
You've never thrown hoops onto a stick. Don't know what your missing
Haha I’ll just lay there and you crack on
Typical guy "
Haha .. why change the habit of a lifetime |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"2nd half is fine but first half has got me running because you're probably too good looking for a basic woman like me "
I can see your assessment of yourself looks to be incredibly incorrect.
Nothing “basic” about those pictures. At all. |
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It’s pretty generic to what’s out there already. Nothing offensive about it but not funny either.
You might want to tone down on how amazing your dick is / good looking you are as most woman will agree it’s those profiles that usually turn out to be the most disappointing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"2nd half is fine but first half has got me running because you're probably too good looking for a basic woman like me
I can see your assessment of yourself looks to be incredibly incorrect.
Nothing “basic” about those pictures. At all."
I was being sarcastic hehehe. I know I am extremely good looking. I think me and you would make a perfect duo we are too good looking for a dump like this trashy site. Your cock is the best I've ever seen in my entire life. I don't see what the negativity is about with your profile, it screams humble to me.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't find it offensive or funny
At first I found you a bit arrogant
However, you've stuck round a bit and I've warmed to the image you portray
The way you portray yourself in the profile and on the forums makes me think it is a bit of a 'caricature' profile as opposed to anyone seeing a glimmer of the real you
Obviously, only you know the reality |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"2nd half is fine but first half has got me running because you're probably too good looking for a basic woman like me
I can see your assessment of yourself looks to be incredibly incorrect.
Nothing “basic” about those pictures. At all.
I was being sarcastic hehehe. I know I am extremely good looking. I think me and you would make a perfect duo we are too good looking for a dump like this trashy site. Your cock is the best I've ever seen in my entire life. I don't see what the negativity is about with your profile, it screams humble to me.
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Ah.... now that sarcasm is shining through.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don’t think anyone’s going to love you or your cock as much as yourself...and if you take a couple of ribs out it looks like you can self suck so you’re sorted "
Haha I can handle taking a few ribs that’s for sure |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't find it offensive or funny
At first I found you a bit arrogant
However, you've stuck round a bit and I've warmed to the image you portray
The way you portray yourself in the profile and on the forums makes me think it is a bit of a 'caricature' profile as opposed to anyone seeing a glimmer of the real you
Obviously, only you know the reality"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"2nd half is fine but first half has got me running because you're probably too good looking for a basic woman like me
I can see your assessment of yourself looks to be incredibly incorrect.
Nothing “basic” about those pictures. At all.
I was being sarcastic hehehe. I know I am extremely good looking. I think me and you would make a perfect duo we are too good looking for a dump like this trashy site. Your cock is the best I've ever seen in my entire life. I don't see what the negativity is about with your profile, it screams humble to me.
Ah.... now that sarcasm is shining through.
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I am very sarcastic lovely! 
But honestly your profile comes across as arrogant, which is definitely off putting. Also, I don't like how you belittle others as if you are better by saying most cocks are ugly etc.
I don't have an issue with the other half but the first doesn't make you come across well at all. I don't think there is anything wrong with being confident but there is a line between confidence and arrogance and I personally think you're crossing it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Was not funny nor offensive.
But it's your profile.
If you take other folks opinions then.. well that's up to you.. I personally dont give 2 hoots what a stranger thinks.
I'm passing by... |
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By *ickJMan
over a year ago
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"2nd half is fine but first half has got me running because you're probably too good looking for a basic woman like me "
I don't think anyone's too good looking for you. To me, you look more like "de-luxe" than "basic" woman.  |
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As most have said above - neither
I don’t get why you have to talk about your cock like that. Do you think that’s what women on here want to read and entices them to want to know more??
It’s you’re profile and I think you should do what works best for you
I also agree with Annebelle when she said 11/2 pic was nice (suit pic) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"As most have said above - neither
I don’t get why you have to talk about your cock like that. Do you think that’s what women on here want to read and entices them to want to know more??
It’s you’re profile and I think you should do what works best for you
I also agree with Annebelle when she said 11/2 pic was nice (suit pic) "
Thanks x |
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It’s not funny, it’s not offensive, it’s just not very appealing.
All forum readers will know by now that you’re in love with your cock but your profile doesn’t give anything else away. I don’t think you’re doing yourself any justice, nobody can really be that narcissistic.
And I find those who brag about not being a disappointment are usually the most disappointing as they are too confident in their abilities.
Let your personality shine through a bit more. And try not to put other cocks down in the process.
Lou x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It’s not funny, it’s not offensive, it’s just not very appealing.
All forum readers will know by now that you’re in love with your cock but your profile doesn’t give anything else away. I don’t think you’re doing yourself any justice, nobody can really be that narcissistic.
And I find those who brag about not being a disappointment are usually the most disappointing as they are too confident in their abilities.
Let your personality shine through a bit more. And try not to put other cocks down in the process.
Lou x "
Read a post of mine called “you’re welcome”
Forum users are in the minority x |
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"It’s not funny, it’s not offensive, it’s just not very appealing.
All forum readers will know by now that you’re in love with your cock but your profile doesn’t give anything else away. I don’t think you’re doing yourself any justice, nobody can really be that narcissistic.
And I find those who brag about not being a disappointment are usually the most disappointing as they are too confident in their abilities.
Let your personality shine through a bit more. And try not to put other cocks down in the process.
Lou x
Read a post of mine called “you’re welcome”
Forum users are in the minority x"
According to your survey |
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