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More dam lies about the person above part 6
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over a year ago
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"oh my god again  "
is a huge fan of the Spanish Inquisition. |
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"oh my god again "
Only by popular demand  lol |
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drink feck girls
pinches milk bottles from the rich peolple on sandbanks and delivers them to primary schools |
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"drink feck girls
pinches milk bottles from the rich peolple on sandbanks and delivers them to primary schools"
Goes spare when he notices his milk's gone missing yet again. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Played an Ork in Lord of the Rings |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Still writes love letters to Timmy Mallet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Still writes love letters to Timmy Mallet"
shaves his chest everyday |
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still serving behind the bar in renis cafe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"still serving behind the bar in renis cafe"
thinks seamen is the new starter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In the cold their nipples can be seen from space. |
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"still serving behind the bar in renis cafe
thinks seamen is the new starter "
with a nice crisp white and whitebait side order  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Every single year auditions for Xfactor, singing "I will survive" |
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massages simon cowels feet after auditions xx |
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Thinks x factor is a very strong sunscreen  |
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Cant pick blackberries cuz her nails are too long |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ladystephanie has a hairy foo foo |
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"Ladystephanie has a hairy foo foo "
Was known as wRong Muffmuncher until his wife caught him. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Called mushroom as lives in the dark and eats only shit  |
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Owns 738 signed photos of Andrew Lloyd webber |
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he has made his own olympic torch out of a rolled up newspaper and runs alongside the real torch but in a parallel street to pretend that the crowd are cheering him |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"he has made his own olympic torch out of a rolled up newspaper and runs alongside the real torch but in a parallel street to pretend that the crowd are cheering him"
he likes things up his bum |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
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"he has made his own olympic torch out of a rolled up newspaper and runs alongside the real torch but in a parallel street to pretend that the crowd are cheering him
he likes things up his bum"
she is really meeting new people |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"he has made his own olympic torch out of a rolled up newspaper and runs alongside the real torch but in a parallel street to pretend that the crowd are cheering him
he likes things up his bum
she is really meeting new people "
they really need a slap |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"he has made his own olympic torch out of a rolled up newspaper and runs alongside the real torch but in a parallel street to pretend that the crowd are cheering him
he likes things up his bum
she is really meeting new people
they really need a slap "
and I thought this was a thread about lies not likes/needs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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with a rolled up newspaper |
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her hot tub doesnt work so she eats baked beans 1 hour before each session |
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Masturbates and votes for the green party. Won't admit either |
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"Masturbates and votes for the green party. Won't admit either"
Real name Paul White |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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loves her username. |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
prefers swans - likes the way the feathers tickle and the gumming from the beak |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is actually a 24yr old bisexual supermodel. She just got tired of all the "fancy a fuck" emails. |
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Glamour model actually
Phone pest! |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
promises a phone number and gives the mobile of the local police vice squad |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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wears ladies thongs under his kilt....actually that could be true |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Will part 7 be as bad? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Will only eat peas with bananas |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
are really the vicar and his wife and hold tea parties most days |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Doesn't know how to spell "escort". He'll never get business that way.
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
laughs his way through any encounter to hide his embarrassment |
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"Does "French""
Gave Prince Phillip a blow job |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has a wheat allergy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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French, German, Swedish, Indian, I'd do them... ... Oh, I see what you mean 
Is registered blind so when he invites you dogging it means something completely different. |
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After reading about strap on fun, stuck a dildo inside a rush hour Tube train wall by the door, loving every last track bump and passenger's pushing and shoving as they fought to get on and off |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
thinks Scunthorpe is the centre of the universe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Doesn't know that Scunthorpe IS the center of the Universe. |
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"Will part 7 be as bad?"
has a fun soh
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Starts really boring threads that no one reads. |
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Starts really exciting threads that run and run |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Starts really exciting threads that run and run "
ow, that hurt
Has the biggest boobs on the site |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Starts really exciting threads that run and run ow, that hurt
Has the biggest boobs on the site"
doesnt have a willy has a pussy  |
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"Hates my boobs "
Sucks cum up his nostrils |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hates my boobs
Sucks cum up his nostrils"
eats men for breakfast lunch ad tea |
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"Hates my boobs
Sucks cum up his nostrils
eats men for breakfast lunch ad tea"
You're supposed to lie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hates my boobs
Sucks cum up his nostrils
eats men for breakfast lunch ad tea
You're supposed to lie "
okok
granny crumpet is really a man |
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"Hates my boobs
Sucks cum up his nostrils
eats men for breakfast lunch ad tea
You're supposed to lie
okok
granny crumpet is really a man"
Your supposed to LIE! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hates my boobs
Sucks cum up his nostrils
eats men for breakfast lunch ad tea
You're supposed to lie
okok
granny crumpet is really a man
Your supposed to LIE!"
OIOI
stop shouting at me woman u know ilike it when you get bossy |
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"Hates my boobs
Sucks cum up his nostrils
eats men for breakfast lunch ad tea
You're supposed to lie
okok
granny crumpet is really a man
Your supposed to LIE!
OIOI
stop shouting at me woman u know ilike it when you get bossy "
Is looking for LOTS of meets |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
isn't really a granny |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is a single man |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is a single man"
is a wuss |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
prefers victoria sponges to cup cakes |
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Makes fairy cakes from real fairies |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
makes baby oil from real babies  |
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wishes he had been born a panda bear so now spends all of of his weekends dressed as a panda hence the black eyes |
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Wears exotic lingerie made from hessian |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
the two above me do a chuckle brother tribute act |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
makes castor oil from her castors |
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"the two above me do a chuckle brother tribute act"
and we want to roast you "to me to you"
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
is really a killjoy and remonstrates with all his meets
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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played Dopey in Snow White at the Gaumont Kilburn in 1953 |
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Cant manage to climb back over the wall |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
is the chief constable for Gloucestershire |
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"is the chief constable for Gloucestershire "
close |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
Chief Executive for the council |
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"Chief Executive for the council "
Well the expenses would be nice |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Its not Jack |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
likes to show his cookies off |
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once employed a full time sex therapist |
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Claimed to be a professional sex therapist
Has the nickname arsenic
After sitting on a razor blade |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"once employed a full time sex therapist"
loves the song mr blue sky |
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc |
"once employed a full time sex therapistloves the song mr blue sky "
Wears Primarni flip flops and matching outfits with skanky feet (but I still love her lol) |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"once employed a full time sex therapistloves the song mr blue sky
Wears Primarni flip flops and matching outfits with skanky feet (but I still love her lol)"
evertonian |
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23st he/she called belinda
Used to be known as uncle Ben until that incident with the neighbourhood watch |
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc |
"once employed a full time sex therapistloves the song mr blue sky
Wears Primarni flip flops and matching outfits with skanky feet (but I still love her lol)evertonian"
Omfg
I think I've just died from tthat lie! |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"once employed a full time sex therapistloves the song mr blue sky
Wears Primarni flip flops and matching outfits with skanky feet (but I still love her lol)evertonian
Omfg
I think I've just died from tthat lie!"
mwahhxxxx |
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc |
"once employed a full time sex therapistloves the song mr blue sky
Wears Primarni flip flops and matching outfits with skanky feet (but I still love her lol)evertonian
Omfg
I think I've just died from tthat lie!mwahhxxxx "
Dont like you anymore! Im off for some all over domestos! |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"once employed a full time sex therapistloves the song mr blue sky
Wears Primarni flip flops and matching outfits with skanky feet (but I still love her lol)evertonian
Omfg
I think I've just died from tthat lie!mwahhxxxx
Dont like you anymore! Im off for some all over domestos! "
ok then....washes her foo foo with bleach |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is shy and retiring |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Is shy and retiring"
thats not a lie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is shy and retiringthats not a lie "
Pmsl I've just read your profile! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is shy and retiringthats not a lie
Pmsl I've just read your profile!
see shy and retiring "
Is impossible  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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cannot string two words together |
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Well known tv celebrity, connected to the lottery and known for practising celibacy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has a full set of Cabbage Patch Kids |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
swims nude in the Thames near Harts boatyard (saw him there today) |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
of course - musn't let the wind get up the kilt
and above prefers the antipodes to UK |
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Has a holiday home in Kingston Jamaica |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
buys all his supplies from the yardies |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
Only Wears white socks because he's seen them in porn films.. |
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Only on a Thursday though...
Strokes his dog from tail to head just to piss him off |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
they are not socks - they are hose - a very technical term - lol |
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Loves wearing a hold up on his left leg only |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
has had artificial balls installed - they bounce of his knees |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"has had artificial balls installed - they bounce of his knees "
kidnapped shergar
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Bigbad & Femme always have sea on toast for breakfast |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Bigbad & Femme always have sea on toast for breakfast "
eats snails
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When I eat snails they have to be lightly sauted with garlic & a dash of Worcester sauce.
You accumulate lost kittens in your cellar |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"When I eat snails they have to be lightly sauted with garlic & a dash of Worcester sauce.
You accumulate lost kittens in your cellar"
loves cyber bollox |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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doesn't really have an ironing fetish. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Normaly wears matching his n hers long johns.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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recant or I'll tell about yer willie warmer.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"recant or I'll tell about yer willie warmer. "
lol you cant tell them about my willie warmer, i borrowed it from you! |
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Plastic Scouser who only wears his suit when "The boys" come round. |
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By *smCouple
over a year ago
Liskeard |
those aint corks on his hat.. those are the remains of men who didnt read his profile.... |
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Gets banned from posting & sends random messages to innocent strangers |
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By *smCouple
over a year ago
Liskeard |
"Gets banned from posting & sends random messages to innocent strangers"
once borrowed my fave red dress and returned it with strange stains over the hem.. and never offered to get it dried cleaned... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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is single cos he lent her fb to supera |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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oooops she |
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You know it was always nearer than the curtains...
Loves to go out on a Wednesday morning with her cat on a lead and on her return feasts on overcooked sushi |
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By *smCouple
over a year ago
Liskeard |
"You know it was always nearer than the curtains...
Loves to go out on a Wednesday morning with her cat on a lead and on her return feasts on overcooked sushi "
wears pink frilly knickers when he watches football... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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know that superra is a football fan . |
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By *smCouple
over a year ago
Liskeard |
"know that superra is a football fan . "
well its either that or he likes sheep lol
likes to read super trashy novels hidden inside serious covers.
sorry best i could come up with lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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but how did you know?
is not clairvoyant (or Claire Rainer fer that matter) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"but how did you know?
is not clairvoyant (or Claire Rainer fer that matter)"
does not like privacy |
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"You know it was always nearer than the curtains...
Loves to go out on a Wednesday morning with her cat on a lead and on her return feasts on overcooked sushi
wears pink frilly knickers when he watches football... "
That is total bollox. you know I only wear them whilst I am masturbating over the womens gymnastics
I think you have a preference for individual basket weaving |
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By *smCouple
over a year ago
Liskeard |
"but how did you know?
is not clairvoyant (or Claire Rainer fer that matter)"
lol super rams fan.... i am a genius..
likes to wear mens boxer shorts and smokes a cigar... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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because he nicked the others. |
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The two most convincing post ops you will ever meet
They do strange pagan rituals with licorice |
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Behind those glasses, is another pair of glasses |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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has no sense of humour and doesnt like a laugh |
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"has no sense of humour and doesnt like a laugh "
Is quiet and shy, like me |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
Is actually old Mother Hubbard and lives in a shoe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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works as an _xscot |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
has really nice legs - but uses paintshop to hide them |
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Is ashamed of being born in Caerphilly |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
Eats lots of garlic to hid his other smells |
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Painted his nails orange to match his neon coloured trackies |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
loves buky so much he bathes in it |
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Is still in love with me, despite the restraining order |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
but can't touch until the doc gives the all clear |
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
from a town near you |
is boy georges Mother |
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if wearing boy george's fluffer to cover his penis as he thinks this will keep the haggis's away! As the haggis have been a problem in the past sniffing the aforesaid as they are attracted by the smell! |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
"if wearing boy george's fluffer to cover his penis as he thinks this will keep the haggis's away! As the haggis have been a problem in the past sniffing the aforesaid as they are attracted by the smell!"
Aghhhhh you win |
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loves thinking aloud when deciding what to have for tea |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
was trying to protect the poor haggis because the legs are shorter on one side they can only run round the hill in one direction - thus you just need to go the opposite way - but they are rare and need our help |
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Is the offspring of Boy George & a haggis |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Is the offspring of Boy George & a haggis"
isnt really a gamer..he prefers to knit bobble hats |
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was the treasurer of 'save the haggis society' until there were discrepancies discovered in the annual audit! |
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Wrote the song "design for life" for the Manics |
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Wears corduroy trousers whenever he visits his mother. |
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wears string vest and y fronts |
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Has never had a meet as they are banned from their local for taking snuff on the bar |
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