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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
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The latest creme egg advert shows two men sharing an egg and commentators suggest they are gay..
Who in their right mind shares a creme egg?
I don't know anything about the actors but after the deaf actor thread.. should actors be gay to play gay men?
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"The latest creme egg advert shows two men sharing an egg and commentators suggest they are gay..
Who in their right mind shares a creme egg?
I don't know anything about the actors but after the deaf actor thread.. should actors be gay to play gay men?
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I question that it was a real Creme Egg to be fair Tom.
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
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And in the interests of balance here's one of the several news stories about it that confirms the men are indeed a gay couple (not a suggestion that they might be!!)
https://metro.co.uk/2021/01/10/cadburys-new-creme-egg-advert-featuring-gay-couple-praised-online-13878625/ |
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mmmm .... 26g (almost one ounce) of sugar in every egg. That's nearly the recommended daily intake for an adult.
They also contain palm oil which is not listed as being from sustainable sources.
Kraft Foods motivated by profit rather than nutrition. |
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"mmmm .... 26g (almost one ounce) of sugar in every egg. That's nearly the recommended daily intake for an adult.
They also contain palm oil which is not listed as being from sustainable sources.
Kraft Foods motivated by profit rather than nutrition."
Well......... yes. So would I be. |
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over a year ago
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"The latest creme egg advert shows two men sharing an egg and commentators suggest they are gay..
Who in their right mind shares a creme egg?
I don't know anything about the actors but after the deaf actor thread.. should actors be gay to play gay men?
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The question is... What kinda loon wants to eat a creme egg??? Dirty muck!  |
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I might have to be disloyal again ....
I found Reece's peanut butter creme eggs in Tesco ......... GOD ...... they are lush...
I'd guess just as sugary but slightly more nutritious....... and im not even Gay |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well......... yes. So would I be.
I'm not sure that I could eat an entire _ranny-crumpet.
OK, maybe over a couple of hours.
That's bloody good going ....... "
Might need to slow cook her first... it tends to soften the gristle  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I might have to be disloyal again ....
I found Reece's peanut butter creme eggs in Tesco ......... GOD ...... they are lush...
I'd guess just as sugary but slightly more nutritious....... and im not even Gay "
Your funny  |
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By *konCouple
over a year ago
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Have you ever played chicken ?
You get him to lie on the floor
You squat over his face and wave your arms with your elbows bent
You say “ cluck cluck “
Then you lay a previously inserted and of course , unwrapped Creme egg into his mouth
Then you regret not eating it yourself |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I might have to be disloyal again ....
I found Reece's peanut butter creme eggs in Tesco ......... GOD ...... they are lush...
I'd guess just as sugary but slightly more nutritious....... and im not even Gay
Your funny "
She's not funny, she's a very naughty girl! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And in the interests of balance here's one of the several news stories about it that confirms the men are indeed a gay couple (not a suggestion that they might be!!)
https://metro.co.uk/2021/01/10/cadburys-new-creme-egg-advert-featuring-gay-couple-praised-online-13878625/"
Omg that's disgusting!!
Who the heck shares chocolate?!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The latest creme egg advert shows two men sharing an egg and commentators suggest they are gay..
Who in their right mind shares a creme egg?
I don't know anything about the actors but after the deaf actor thread.. should actors be gay to play gay men?
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Yes they should be gay. They should snog at the audition.
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"The latest creme egg advert shows two men sharing an egg and commentators suggest they are gay..
Who in their right mind shares a creme egg?
I don't know anything about the actors but after the deaf actor thread.. should actors be gay to play gay men?
The question is... What kinda loon wants to eat a creme egg??? Dirty muck! "
Yay Pizza a lot better. |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"The latest creme egg advert shows two men sharing an egg and commentators suggest they are gay..
Who in their right mind shares a creme egg?
I don't know anything about the actors but after the deaf actor thread.. should actors be gay to play gay men?
The question is... What kinda loon wants to eat a creme egg??? Dirty muck! "
Vile things... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The latest creme egg advert shows two men sharing an egg and commentators suggest they are gay..
Who in their right mind shares a creme egg?
I don't know anything about the actors but after the deaf actor thread.. should actors be gay to play gay men?
The question is... What kinda loon wants to eat a creme egg??? Dirty muck!
Vile things... "
Actors?
I agree. Vile |
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"Have you ever played chicken ?
You get him to lie on the floor
You squat over his face and wave your arms with your elbows bent
You say “ cluck cluck “
Then you lay a previously inserted and of course , unwrapped Creme egg into his mouth
Then you regret not eating it yourself "
I think mine might get sucked in and up ....... |
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Well......... yes. So would I be.
I'm not sure that I could eat an entire _ranny-crumpet.
OK, maybe over a couple of hours.
That's bloody good going .......
Might need to slow cook her first... it tends to soften the gristle "
Slow cooking or a good pounding ..... both effective
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"If they are gay or not I don’t think it matters. What I don’t understand is the need to sexualise a cream egg. "
It's that soft white interior , dying to be tongue tickled when the brittle exterior is broken. The egg is yeilding and inviting ........ only the crumbliest , flakiest creme egg... get's the greatest finger fuck of them alllllllll ... I sang that. I'm fab. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If they are gay or not I don’t think it matters. What I don’t understand is the need to sexualise a cream egg.
It's that soft white interior , dying to be tongue tickled when the brittle exterior is broken. The egg is yeilding and inviting ........ only the crumbliest , flakiest creme egg... get's the greatest finger fuck of them alllllllll ... I sang that. I'm fab."
I just cum! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If they are gay or not I don’t think it matters. What I don’t understand is the need to sexualise a cream egg. "
Because they can't really say"buy these, they are very tasty!". Because they aren't |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ahhhm ... it’s me ... I share creme eggs
I love to put the empty-ish whole shell into my mouth and just ... squish it  ... that feeling is ridiculously good lol but they’re just too sickly-sweet full so I get M to lick the middle out
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Omg that's disgusting!!
Who the heck shares chocolate?!
I'm pretty sure that Kraft don't actually make anything that might be described as chocolate (in the Leonidas style). "
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"mmmm .... 26g (almost one ounce) of sugar in every egg. That's nearly the recommended daily intake for an adult.
They also contain palm oil which is not listed as being from sustainable sources.
Kraft Foods motivated by profit rather than nutrition."
its a creme egee, it's mine, i'm not sharing and i'm going to eat it as a treat my way.
bite the top off and lick the middle bit out. or take it all in one go.
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
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"Gay porn stars aren't even always gay so...
They are a bit gay if they are having sex with other men.
That's a bit logical.
Unless they are fab straight."
Should gay characters be played by gays ? |
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"Gay porn stars aren't even always gay so...
They are a bit gay if they are having sex with other men.
That's a bit logical.
Unless they are fab straight.
Should gay characters be played by gays ?"
Only in porn. |
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"Gay porn stars aren't even always gay so...
They are a bit gay if they are having sex with other men."
They're in it purely for the money. I saw a programme about a lesbian escort doing the same. |
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"Gay porn stars aren't even always gay so...
They are a bit gay if they are having sex with other men.
They're in it purely for the money. I saw a programme about a lesbian escort doing the same. "
We’re they having sex together? |
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"The latest creme egg advert shows two men sharing an egg and commentators suggest they are gay..
Who in their right mind shares a creme egg?
I don't know anything about the actors but after the deaf actor thread.. should actors be gay to play gay men?
Yes they should be gay. They should snog at the audition.
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Does that mean gay actors should never play a straight role? |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
"The latest creme egg advert shows two men sharing an egg and commentators suggest they are gay..
Who in their right mind shares a creme egg?
I don't know anything about the actors but after the deaf actor thread.. should actors be gay to play gay men?
Yes they should be gay. They should snog at the audition.
Does that mean gay actors should never play a straight role?"
Well there was a thread not long ago about a deaf person being played by a non deaf person. Should a straight man play a gay man? Does it deprive a gay man of the opportunity. Or is it just acting? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The latest creme egg advert shows two men sharing an egg and commentators suggest they are gay..
Who in their right mind shares a creme egg?
I don't know anything about the actors but after the deaf actor thread.. should actors be gay to play gay men?
Yes they should be gay. They should snog at the audition.
Does that mean gay actors should never play a straight role?
Well there was a thread not long ago about a deaf person being played by a non deaf person. Should a straight man play a gay man? Does it deprive a gay man of the opportunity. Or is it just acting?"
Indeed.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe they are 'egg straight'?
They prefer women, but will neck a guy for a taste of the fondant filled fancy 
Don't turn me on, that's not fair  "
Sorry swing
You can have mine
I know this will be seen as heresy by some, but I don't like em |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe they are 'egg straight'?
They prefer women, but will neck a guy for a taste of the fondant filled fancy
Don't turn me on, that's not fair "
Can I just watch them kissing? The thought of the egg makes me want to puke |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe they are 'egg straight'?
They prefer women, but will neck a guy for a taste of the fondant filled fancy
Don't turn me on, that's not fair
Sorry swing
You can have mine
I know this will be seen as heresy by some, but I don't like em "
I mean Creme Eggs
I'll be honest, I've necked a guy for less |
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"Maybe they are 'egg straight'?
They prefer women, but will neck a guy for a taste of the fondant filled fancy
Don't turn me on, that's not fair
Sorry swing
You can have mine
I know this will be seen as heresy by some, but I don't like em "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't care whether they are gay or not.
I question the morality of the advert in the present climate.. If we cant meet up and go to clubs.
Why show two guys being that intimate. |
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"I don't care whether they are gay or not.
I question the morality of the advert in the present climate.. If we cant meet up and go to clubs.
Why show two guys being that intimate. "
So because we can't have casual sex, there can't be depictions of intimacy? In this case, of two people actually in a relationship?
It's not immoral in my world.
Should we ban porn too? |
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"I don't care whether they are gay or not.
I question the morality of the advert in the present climate.. If we cant meet up and go to clubs.
Why show two guys being that intimate. "
Because when everything is dark and grim we need fantasy and hope not a mirror of the current situation |
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"I don't care whether they are gay or not.
I question the morality of the advert in the present climate.. If we cant meet up and go to clubs.
Why show two guys being that intimate.
Because when everything is dark and grim we need fantasy and hope not a mirror of the current situation"
I'm not sure two masked men holding their arms out to reach each other at 2m distance, then immediately sanitising, would sell much |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't care whether they are gay or not.
I question the morality of the advert in the present climate.. If we cant meet up and go to clubs.
Why show two guys being that intimate. "
Ban all tv and movies from the Before Times. I don't want to see people standing close together without masks, it's wrong. Wrong!! |
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"I don't care whether they are gay or not.
I question the morality of the advert in the present climate.. If we cant meet up and go to clubs.
Why show two guys being that intimate.
Ban all tv and movies from the Before Times. I don't want to see people standing close together without masks, it's wrong. Wrong!! "
My family send me pictures and it's fucking jarring. Two steps back. Now. Unclean |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't care whether they are gay or not.
I question the morality of the advert in the present climate.. If we cant meet up and go to clubs.
Why show two guys being that intimate.
Ban all tv and movies from the Before Times. I don't want to see people standing close together without masks, it's wrong. Wrong!!
My family send me pictures and it's fucking jarring. Two steps back. Now. Unclean "
It's really weird watching films with people walking down the street maskless. Or hugging in groups.
Eastenders and new (made in 2020) programmes are weird too where they are filming with social distancing. The camera angles so the people look closer together. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't care whether they are gay or not.
I question the morality of the advert in the present climate.. If we cant meet up and go to clubs.
Yes hadn't thought about that. Ive kissed a male in a mmf it just seemed natural. Like i say in the current climate it comes across as insensitive to me excuse the pun in there
Why show two guys being that intimate.
Ban all tv and movies from the Before Times. I don't want to see people standing close together without masks, it's wrong. Wrong!!
My family send me pictures and it's fucking jarring. Two steps back. Now. Unclean
It's really weird watching films with people walking down the street maskless. Or hugging in groups.
Eastenders and new (made in 2020) programmes are weird too where they are filming with social distancing. The camera angles so the people look closer together. "
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"I don't care whether they are gay or not.
I question the morality of the advert in the present climate.. If we cant meet up and go to clubs.
Why show two guys being that intimate.
Ban all tv and movies from the Before Times. I don't want to see people standing close together without masks, it's wrong. Wrong!!
My family send me pictures and it's fucking jarring. Two steps back. Now. Unclean
It's really weird watching films with people walking down the street maskless. Or hugging in groups.
Eastenders and new (made in 2020) programmes are weird too where they are filming with social distancing. The camera angles so the people look closer together. "
During the first peak I was informed my elderly relatives were still going grocery shopping on their own. I lost it.
Nope. No cases in their area. I still can't get my head around it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Never mind the 2 blokes kissing with their filthy egg! What is the deal with the grim bloody Andrex advert "clean is a feeling" while being shown the arse end of a multitude of people and the chocolate starfish of a fucking puppy ffs!! Freaks me out everytime.... You start off thinking oohh bums! Then you realise what the ad is on about "shudders" and then you can't help but only see this fucking dogs arsehole! WTAF?!? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Never mind the 2 blokes kissing with their filthy egg! What is the deal with the grim bloody Andrex advert "clean is a feeling" while being shown the arse end of a multitude of people and the chocolate starfish of a fucking puppy ffs!! Freaks me out everytime.... You start off thinking oohh bums! Then you realise what the ad is on about "shudders" and then you can't help but only see this fucking dogs arsehole! WTAF?!? "
Yes!!!!  |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
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Well they probably put actors in quarantine for two weeks before shooting scenes like that or they may be a couple in their own support bubble. But then we have human nature. English Footballers and Cricketers breaking those bubbles.. who can you trust?
I think filming a scene like kissing is like a modern day version of Russian Roulette..
Sharing a creme egg is like a game of creme egg roulette in my opinion.. My advice.. stay well clear of that gig however much they are paying... |
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