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"woke up in a police cell after a manic night out..
What the hell did we do?  "
got hammered and took a few mens clothes off and run away with them in out hands  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Watersports in the policeman's helmet... "
haha dirty bitch... lol
although i head that you can get away with that if pregnant.. not sure if its true |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"We went nuts in the kfc cos the bastards forgot our gravy  "
lol i went to KFC bout 2 year ago and ordered a chicken burger... they forgot my chicken  |
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"Watersports in the policeman's helmet... "
A policeman is obliged to let a pregnant woman urinate in his hat, if she is caught short, and there is no where else for her to go.
One of those random pieces of useless information!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We went nuts in the kfc cos the bastards forgot our gravy
lol i went to KFC bout 2 year ago and ordered a chicken burger... they forgot my chicken "
I would seriously go nuts if they done that to me!!! Im very particular when it comes to me chicken!!!
I went the maccys a while ago (treating a lady friend  )and got us a couple of big tasty meals, gets home an opens the box, the bastards had forgot to put the bottoms on the buns!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Watersports in the policeman's helmet...
haha dirty bitch... lol
although i head that you can get away with that if pregnant.. not sure if its true
I think that is true... "
I look like im carrying twins,,, so we might have got away with it haha |
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"Watersports in the policeman's helmet...
haha dirty bitch... lol
although i head that you can get away with that if pregnant.. not sure if its true
I think that is true...
I look like im carrying twins,,, so we might have got away with it haha "
I think we would both get away with it.. I would give the copper a BJ to say thanks |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We went nuts in the kfc cos the bastards forgot our gravy
lol i went to KFC bout 2 year ago and ordered a chicken burger... they forgot my chicken
I would seriously go nuts if they done that to me!!! Im very particular when it comes to me chicken!!!
I went the maccys a while ago (treating a lady friend )and got us a couple of big tasty meals, gets home an opens the box, the bastards had forgot to put the bottoms on the buns!!!"
it was after a night out and we werent allowed to eat in the cab.. so got home and then found out |
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By (user no longer on site)
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it was after a night out and we werent allowed to eat in the cab.. so got home and then found out"
I probably would have had a breakdown if i couldnt get back for the lovely succulent crispy beast of a chicken fillet  |
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"woke up in a police cell after a manic night out..
What the hell did we do?
Dunno but it must have been fucking good if we got arrested for it "
Think you tried to fuck a cat.. lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"woke up in a police cell after a manic night out..
What the hell did we do?
Dunno but it must have been fucking good if we got arrested for it
Think you tried to fuck a cat.. lol"
That was an accident. I tripped and fell. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"woke up in a police cell after a manic night out..
What the hell did we do?
Dunno but it must have been fucking good if we got arrested for it
Think you tried to fuck a cat.. lol
That was an accident. I tripped and fell. "
I sexually assualted the copper,, apparently trying to get in his trousers and suggestingly rubbing and licking his truncheon is not allowed  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"woke up in a police cell after a manic night out..
What the hell did we do?
Dunno but it must have been fucking good if we got arrested for it
Think you tried to fuck a cat.. lol
That was an accident. I tripped and fell.
I sexually assualted the copper,, apparently trying to get in his trousers and suggestingly rubbing and licking his truncheon is not allowed "
No it's not. Especially as it was a WPC. How d*unk were you exactly?  |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Watersports in the policeman's helmet...
haha dirty bitch... lol
although i head that you can get away with that if pregnant.. not sure if its true
I think that is true...
I look like im carrying twins,,, so we might have got away with it haha
I think we would both get away with it.. I would give the copper a BJ to say thanks "
Ello ello ello. What's going on here then |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No it's not. Especially as it was a WPC. How d*unk were you exactly?
well you kept buying me drinks.. i was d*unk after 3 wines "
I know...that's why I bought you the 4th, and the 5th, and the 6th, and the.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Went out for a drink with DaveJR and he took that kinky pet sheep oh his as well
That was one funny evening "
That would be a very very amusing evening with you two  |
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"Watersports in the policeman's helmet...
haha dirty bitch... lol
although i head that you can get away with that if pregnant.. not sure if its true
I think that is true...
I look like im carrying twins,,, so we might have got away with it haha
I think we would both get away with it.. I would give the copper a BJ to say thanks
Ello ello ello. What's going on here then "
Get you trunchon out then... |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Watersports in the policeman's helmet...
haha dirty bitch... lol
although i head that you can get away with that if pregnant.. not sure if its true
I think that is true...
I look like im carrying twins,,, so we might have got away with it haha
I think we would both get away with it.. I would give the copper a BJ to say thanks
Ello ello ello. What's going on here then
Get you trunchon out then... "
I'd like to escort you down to the station ma'am |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Went out for a drink with DaveJR and he took that kinky pet sheep oh his as well
That was one funny evening "
Ah there you are Dave. Been meaning to tell you something. Did you realise you have had them pj bottoms on for 5 months now? |
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"Watersports in the policeman's helmet...
haha dirty bitch... lol
although i head that you can get away with that if pregnant.. not sure if its true
I think that is true...
I look like im carrying twins,,, so we might have got away with it haha
I think we would both get away with it.. I would give the copper a BJ to say thanks
Ello ello ello. What's going on here then
Get you trunchon out then...
I'd like to escort you down to the station ma'am "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Went out for a drink with DaveJR and he took that kinky pet sheep oh his as well
That was one funny evening
Ah there you are Dave. Been meaning to tell you something. Did you realise you have had them pj bottoms on for 5 months now? "
Ryan i'll take your flag and Dave's jimmy jam bottoms and wash them for you both  |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Went out for a drink with DaveJR and he took that kinky pet sheep oh his as well
That was one funny evening
Ah there you are Dave. Been meaning to tell you something. Did you realise you have had them pj bottoms on for 5 months now?
Ryan i'll take your flag and Dave's jimmy jam bottoms and wash them for you both "
Do we have to stand next to each other naked while they dry? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Went out for a drink with DaveJR and he took that kinky pet sheep oh his as well
That was one funny evening
Ah there you are Dave. Been meaning to tell you something. Did you realise you have had them pj bottoms on for 5 months now? "
And my arm is getting really tired now holding my camera |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Went out for a drink with DaveJR and he took that kinky pet sheep oh his as well
That was one funny evening
Ah there you are Dave. Been meaning to tell you something. Did you realise you have had them pj bottoms on for 5 months now?
Ryan i'll take your flag and Dave's
jimmy jam bottoms and wash them for
you both
Do we have to stand next to each other naked while they dry?"
Now for some reason I've got the song" two little boys" in my head which is odd |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Went out for a drink with DaveJR and he took that kinky pet sheep oh his as well
That was one funny evening
Ah there you are Dave. Been meaning to tell you something. Did you realise you have had them pj bottoms on for 5 months now?
Ryan i'll take your flag and Dave's
jimmy jam bottoms and wash them for
you both
Do we have to stand next to each other naked while they dry?
Now for some reason I've got the song" two little boys" in my head which is odd "
Did you think I would leave you crying
When there's room on my horse for two
Climb up here DAVE and don't be crying
I can go just as fast with two
When we grow up we'll both be soldiers
And our horses will not be toys
And I wonder if we'll remember
When we were two little boys |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Went out for a drink with DaveJR and he took that kinky pet sheep oh his as well
That was one funny evening
Ah there you are Dave. Been meaning to tell you something. Did you realise you have had them pj bottoms on for 5 months now?
Ryan i'll take your flag and Dave's jimmy jam bottoms and wash them for you both
Do we have to stand next to each other naked while they dry?"
I only ask, as you said before he had a little todger and I didn't want my 2" embarrassing him |
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