FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > What's up with single women and couples
What's up with single women and couples
Jump to: Newest in thread
 |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Stunt cock.
That's all you are to a lot of people.
A cock with a man attached, rather than the other way round.
Willy wavers are partly to blame."
Just how I like it  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Stunt cock.
That's all you are to a lot of people.
A cock with a man attached, rather than the other way round.
Willy wavers are partly to blame.
Just how I like it "
And thus, the sea of dick pics that loads of people moan about. And the circle continues. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Stunt cock.
That's all you are to a lot of people.
A cock with a man attached, rather than the other way round.
Willy wavers are partly to blame.
Just how I like it
And thus, the sea of dick pics that loads of people moan about. And the circle continues."
It was sarcasm lol |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Stunt cock.
That's all you are to a lot of people.
A cock with a man attached, rather than the other way round.
Willy wavers are partly to blame.
Just how I like it
And thus, the sea of dick pics that loads of people moan about. And the circle continues.
It was sarcasm lol"
I've had my sarcasm chip removed, and replaced with one that's endlessly irritated by everyone and everything. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Stunt cock.
That's all you are to a lot of people.
A cock with a man attached, rather than the other way round.
Willy wavers are partly to blame."
Thats what duct tape is for... Muffle the moaning   |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Stunt cock.
That's all you are to a lot of people.
A cock with a man attached, rather than the other way round.
Willy wavers are partly to blame.
Just how I like it
And thus, the sea of dick pics that loads of people moan about. And the circle continues.
It was sarcasm lol
I've had my sarcasm chip removed, and replaced with one that's endlessly irritated by everyone and everything."
It's called grumpy-old-manitis  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Stunt cock.
That's all you are to a lot of people.
A cock with a man attached, rather than the other way round.
Willy wavers are partly to blame.
Thats what duct tape is for... Muffle the moaning "
Not on my watch - duct tape is for very different reasons over here. And no, I'm not a plumber. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Stunt cock.
That's all you are to a lot of people.
A cock with a man attached, rather than the other way round.
Willy wavers are partly to blame.
Just how I like it
And thus, the sea of dick pics that loads of people moan about. And the circle continues.
It was sarcasm lol
I've had my sarcasm chip removed, and replaced with one that's endlessly irritated by everyone and everything.
It's called grumpy-old-manitis "
Don't make me come over there! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Taking single men for granted?
We have preferences too you know
Name one 
I haven't thought that far ahead
Lack of questions? "
Ok ok!
I want face pics in first messages and at least 2 sentence long messages
2 sentences of hi don't count by the way |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Stunt cock.
That's all you are to a lot of people.
A cock with a man attached, rather than the other way round.
Willy wavers are partly to blame.
Just how I like it
And thus, the sea of dick pics that loads of people moan about. And the circle continues.
It was sarcasm lol
I've had my sarcasm chip removed, and replaced with one that's endlessly irritated by everyone and everything.
It's called grumpy-old-manitis
Don't make me come over there!"
You'll have to catch me first |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Taking single men for granted?
We have preferences too you know
Name one
I haven't thought that far ahead
Lack of questions?
Ok ok!
I want face pics in first messages and at least 2 sentence long messages
2 sentences of hi don't count by the way "
Bye
Bye |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Taking single men for granted?
We have preferences too you know
Name one
I haven't thought that far ahead
Lack of questions?
Ok ok!
I want face pics in first messages and at least 2 sentence long messages
2 sentences of hi don't count by the way "
Hi how are you
How you coping with all the lockdowns?
Seems a common theme so il roll with that |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Taking single men for granted?
We have preferences too you know
Name one
I haven't thought that far ahead
Lack of questions?
Ok ok!
I want face pics in first messages and at least 2 sentence long messages
2 sentences of hi don't count by the way "
Oh my god...so needed |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Women and couples will always have it different on this site . I’m single and I have lots of preference and that’s why I use the filters .
I don’t have floods of messages tho unfortunately |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Taking single men for granted?
We have preferences too you know
Name one
I haven't thought that far ahead
Lack of questions?
Ok ok!
I want face pics in first messages and at least 2 sentence long messages
2 sentences of hi don't count by the way
Oh my god...so needed "
Needy!!! Not needed  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Stunt cock.
That's all you are to a lot of people.
A cock with a man attached, rather than the other way round."
I wish this was significantly more true than it actually is.
My penis is why I exist. The rest of me is an unnecessarily elaborate delivery mechanism. I am an ambulatory sex toy.
But nooo... I have to be likeable and charming and hold conversations and shit. I have a big dick and I can fuck for hours, but people keep expecting me to know more than one way to tie a tie and what to do in restaurants. Don't get me started on all the fuss over not being able to wear a suit.
Stop making me do stuff I'm not good at, and just use me for the one thing I'm made for! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago
The South |
"Taking single men for granted?
We have preferences too you know
Single men?
Fuck 'em.
E
Don't mind if I do! "
Come on, let's get at them.
If there's lots and I've got to have more than one at a time I don't mind. 
E |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
somewhere, someplace |
"Taking single men for granted?
We have preferences too you know
Men,women,couples I'll take em all 
You missed out crossdressers and now im upset and need a cuddle with a vagina "
I'm sorry  I'll make it up to you |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Taking single men for granted?
We have preferences too you know
Men,women,couples I'll take em all
You missed out crossdressers and now im upset and need a cuddle with a vagina
I'm sorry I'll make it up to you "
Make sure you do as I adore vagina cuddles |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Taking single men for granted?
We have preferences too you know "
Sadly, single men on here are like batteries for the remote. When you need ones that work, you can't find any. When you don't need them, there's millions of shit ones gathering dust in the drawer.
Know. Your. Place! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
Jo.Xx 
