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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Edible tampon
eurgh!!!
Raspberry flavour of course"
Vampire walks into a bar and asks for a cup of boiling water. Barman looks confused and says 'Dont vampires drink blood'
Vampire pulls out a used tampon and says 'Im making tea'  |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Edible tampon
eurgh!!!
Raspberry flavour of course
Vampire walks into a bar and asks for a cup of boiling water. Barman looks confused and says 'Dont vampires drink blood'
Vampire pulls out a used tampon and says 'Im making tea' "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"was just a joke that popped into my head when the word tampon and tea was used..
can never recall jokes when people ask for them. "
Cheese & foreskin .. see if you can Bob Monkhouse that then eh? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cheese & foreskin .. see if you can Bob Monkhouse that then eh?
du man.... du vin... du boursin
Wolf
You are a pain... 
a peasant one, hopefully
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You can baguette and take it home... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cheese & foreskin .. see if you can Bob Monkhouse that then eh? "
okay, how about - two gay men meet in a club and end up going home together.
As they get undressed one looks at the others foreskin and says, "Are you going to wash or shall I just get the cheese biscuits out." |
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