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"You can pull me any time " Nah ... I need worse than that! Thats almost nice!! | |||
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"Love to taste your cream and smash you
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"You can pull me any time Nah ... I need worse than that! Thats almost nice!! " Sorry  | |||
"I want to breed you" Biologically tricky! | |||
"I want to breed you Biologically tricky!" You'd be surprised how many ask me that x | |||
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"I want to breed you Biologically tricky! You'd be surprised how many ask me that x" Actually, I wouldn't.... we must have the same penfriends | |||
"Once got 'Do you want a trip to penisville?' Replied - can't see on map. Must be tiny." Class x | |||
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"Love to taste your cream and smash you
Yessss
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I bet your clunge melted "Withered away  | |||
"I'll ruin you and make you my cum dump was a delightful one I got the other week" When's the wedding? | |||
"I'll ruin you and make you my cum dump was a delightful one I got the other week" Yeah sorry about that | |||
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"Love to taste your cream and smash you
"I had him | |||
"Love to ruin your chutney tunnel "I am quite undone! | |||
Lmp | |||
"Delivering in your area. Free for some quick van fun " And they say romance is dead | |||
"What am I doing wrong? That's not what I got, I don't think I get any
Lmp"In that case: Phwoarrr. U ride cok bitch? There. You are one of us now x | |||
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"I'm singing the Fing song hit me with your shot. Damn you Jennie "You know what? Me too! | |||
"I'll ruin you and make you my cum dump was a delightful one I got the other week When's the wedding?" Next week I'm so excited | |||
"I'll ruin you and make you my cum dump was a delightful one I got the other week When's the wedding? Next week I'm so excited "You ok for bridesmaids? #justsayin | |||
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"I'm singing the Fing song hit me with your shot. Damn you Jennie
You know what?
Me too!"Haha I'm even doing the punching dance. Biatch  | |||
"I'm singing the Fing song hit me with your shot. Damn you Jennie
You know what?
Me too!
Haha I'm even doing the punching dance. Biatch "Yep. And growling out the guitar riffs. | |||
"Today's was... Imagine my big fat cock pulsing warm cum deep in your pussy" Oh. I think I may have just orgasmed I mean. Just imagine. | |||
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"Me and my mate wanna smash your back door in .... "Call the police! Conspiracy to burgle! | |||
"Me and my mate wanna smash your back door in ....
Call the police!
Conspiracy to burgle!"He was the police .... inside job! | |||
"Me and my mate wanna smash your back door in ....
Call the police!
Conspiracy to burgle!
He was the police .... inside job!"Lol You're fucked then | |||
"I'm singing the Fing song hit me with your shot. Damn you Jennie
You know what?
Me too!
Haha I'm even doing the punching dance. Biatch
Yep.
And growling out the guitar riffs.
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"I'll ruin you and make you my cum dump was a delightful one I got the other week When's the wedding? Next week I'm so excited
You ok for bridesmaids?
#justsayin "Get your best frock out | |||
"Me and my mate wanna smash your back door in ....
Call the police!
Conspiracy to burgle!
He was the police .... inside job!
Lol
You're fucked then"Woop woop | |||
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"“If I sit on your face and fart, I will own you forever” " Omg | |||
"“If I sit on your face and fart, I will own you forever” " I prefer licky dibs | |||
"“If I sit on your face and fart, I will own you forever” " Its true tho | |||
"“If I sit on your face and fart, I will own you forever” Its true tho "Fair point.... having sex in a space helmet is just my style | |||
"“If I sit on your face and fart, I will own you forever” Its true tho
Fair point.... having sex in a space helmet is just my style "Oh my dear I've missed you and your tuffet | |||
"My favourite has been: You want smashing? " Super smashing great! | |||
"My favourite has been: You want smashing? Super smashing great!" He didn't even offer me my bfh. | |||
"My favourite has been: You want smashing? Super smashing great!" Love the Jim Bowen | |||
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"The best in my inbox at the minute “can I sniff lemo off your cock” x" Well? Can I? | |||
"My favourite has been: You want smashing? Super smashing great! Love the Jim Bowen "Here's what you could have won x | |||
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"Love to taste your cream and smash you
"I wish you would do that to me. | |||
"I'll ruin you and make you my cum dump was a delightful one I got the other week" wow some people are really creative. | |||
Positively quaking in my boots as I hit block. | |||
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"Signed on today to this message "U like being wanked over oh and I'm bigger" " Did they give you an exact measurement using the sky remote technique? | |||
"Signed on today to this message "U like being wanked over oh and I'm bigger" Did they give you an exact measurement using the sky remote technique? " yes but I wasn't impressed he only used an amazon firestick remote | |||
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"Signed on today to this message "U like being wanked over oh and I'm bigger" Did they give you an exact measurement using the sky remote technique?
yes but I wasn't impressed he only used an amazon firestick remote "Well that's not to scale Makes you wonder if they paid attention in maths | |||
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"What am I doing wrong? That's not what I got, I don't think I get any
Lmp
In that case:
Phwoarrr. U ride cok bitch?
There. You are one of us now x"Aww thanks x | |||
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"What would you like for breakfast" That's quite a friendly one to be fair. | |||
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"" I am your next lover and you should be scared"
Positively quaking in my boots as I hit block. "I am Ozymandius, king of kings | |||
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"My favourite has been: You want smashing? " Presumably they’d bought excess packet potato mix..... | |||
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"Last week had "I wonder what your clunge smells like". And they say romance is dead." I heard it smelled of sausage meat! | |||
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"I want to fuck your arse until you’re farting cum bubbles. Too much?" A bit | |||
"I want to fuck your arse until you’re farting cum bubbles. Too much? A bit" You did ask, sorry. | |||
"I want to fuck your arse until you’re farting cum bubbles. Too much? A bit You did ask, sorry. " It was just what the thread is for. I must admit it nearly had me x | |||
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"I want to fuck your arse until you’re farting cum bubbles. Too much? A bit You did ask, sorry. It was just what the thread is for. I must admit it nearly had me x" How about a tongue punch in the fart box lol. | |||
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"I want to fuck your arse until you’re farting cum bubbles. Too much? A bit You did ask, sorry. It was just what the thread is for. I must admit it nearly had me x How about a tongue punch in the fart box lol. " Marry me! | |||
""Well when things loosen up then I will loosen you up deep and hard" "Wow | |||
"I'll make you so wet "Swimming pool date? | |||
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"I'm singing it again " | |||
"Oral sex makes your day, Anal sex makes your hole weak "Prolapse it does! | |||
"I want to fuck your arse until you’re farting cum bubbles. Too much? A bit You did ask, sorry. It was just what the thread is for. I must admit it nearly had me x How about a tongue punch in the fart box lol. Marry me!" Face down, arse up! | |||
"My favourite has been: You want smashing? Super smashing great! Love the Jim Bowen
Here's what you could have won x"Sorry all your leaving with is BFH | |||
"I'm singing it again
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"Last week had "I wonder what your clunge smells like". And they say romance is dead. I heard it smelled of sausage meat! "I thought that rumour has finally disappeared  | |||
"Last week had "I wonder what your clunge smells like". And they say romance is dead. I heard it smelled of sausage meat!
I thought that rumour has finally disappeared "The word clunge makes me wince and not in a good way | |||
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"I'll make you so wet
Swimming pool date?"Maybe sea swimming? | |||
"I'll make you so wet
Swimming pool date?
Maybe sea swimming?"Salty and wet! | |||
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"I would fuck your fat cunt" Fat cunt has me in bits | |||
"Last week had "I wonder what your clunge smells like". And they say romance is dead." Sorry but that made me | |||
"I would fuck your fat cunt Fat cunt has me in bits "Well I am glad you find it amusing young man! | |||
"I would fuck your fat cunt" Fact Hunt? Pub quiz or something? | |||
"Add to friends list Please Lwt me eat your arse out x" I am drooling | |||
