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Answer a Classic Riddle

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I really like this. Just for the fun of it, answer correctly.

On my way to Saint Ives. I met a man with seven wives. Every wife had seven cats and every cat had seven kits. How many travelled to Saint Ives?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I really like this. Just for the fun of it, answer correctly.

On my way to Saint Ives. I met a man with seven wives. Every wife had seven cats and every cat had seven kits. How many travelled to Saint Ives?"

One

The rest were going the other way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yup one

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I really like this. Just for the fun of it, answer correctly.

On my way to Saint Ives. I met a man with seven wives. Every wife had seven cats and every cat had seven kits. How many travelled to Saint Ives?

One

The rest were going the other way"

too easy, it seems. You got one for me?

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By *hilledGuerillaMan over a year ago

In the monkey house

Was it essential travel? Why did you need to go to St Ives?

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By *D40Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Was it essential travel? Why did you need to go to St Ives?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Was it essential travel? Why did you need to go to St Ives?"

We they wearing masks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I really like this. Just for the fun of it, answer correctly.

On my way to Saint Ives. I met a man with seven wives. Every wife had seven cats and every cat had seven kits. How many travelled to Saint Ives?"

Die hard 3.lol

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By *lwenWoman over a year ago

De12 area

A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?

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By *ty31Man over a year ago

NW London

An apple a day would keep the doctor away?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?"

An apple a day keeps the doctor away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I go up.

But I can't come down.

What am I?

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

Your driving a bus

At the first stop 2 men get on

At the 2nd stop 1 man gets off and 3 women get on

At the 3rd stop 3 men and 1 woman gets on

What colour is the drivers hair?

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"I go up.

But I can't come down.

What am I?"

Your age

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your driving a bus

At the first stop 2 men get on

At the 2nd stop 1 man gets off and 3 women get on

At the 3rd stop 3 men and 1 woman gets on

What colour is the drivers hair?"

Black

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I go up.

But I can't come down.

What am I?"

Cost of living

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I go up.

But I can't come down.

What am I?

Your age"

Correct

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By *urham 3 riversMan over a year ago

Co. Durham

"I really like this. Just for the fun of it, answer correctly.

On my way to Saint Ives. I met a man with seven wives. Every wife had seven cats and every cat had seven kits. How many travelled to Saint Ives?"

One

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Only one word is spelt wrong in the dictionary...which one?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Only one word is spelt wrong in the dictionary...which one?"

Wrong

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Only one word is spelt wrong in the dictionary...which one?

Wrong "

Too quick lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What goes around the world yet stays in a corner?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What goes around the world yet stays in a corner?"

A Flag

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By *atnip make me purrWoman over a year ago

Reading

"Your driving a bus

At the first stop 2 men get on

At the 2nd stop 1 man gets off and 3 women get on

At the 3rd stop 3 men and 1 woman gets on

What colour is the drivers hair?"

Brown in my case

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What goes around the world yet stays in a corner?

A Flag"

Nope!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ren and Stimpy Show.

Q - Why did they bury the fireman behind the hill?

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By *uriouscouple83Couple over a year ago

Worcester

"What goes around the world yet stays in a corner?"

A postage stamp?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What goes around the world yet stays in a corner?

A Flag

Nope!"

A postage stamp

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"Ren and Stimpy Show.

Q - Why did they bury the fireman behind the hill?

Because he was dead

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Couple of people got mine, yes, a postage stamp

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By *ornynow0103Man over a year ago

Gillingham

One??

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

What word starts with E and ends in E but only has one letter in it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What word starts with E and ends in E but only has one letter in it?"

Envelope!

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"What word starts with E and ends in E but only has one letter in it?

Envelope! "

Correct

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By *oxyVikingCouple over a year ago

East Anglia

"What word starts with E and ends in E but only has one letter in it?"

Envelope

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

Its shorter than the rest but when your happy you raise it up like its the best....

What is it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Scratch me and my head is black where it was red. What am I ?

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"Scratch me and my head is black where it was red. What am I ? "

A match

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Scratch me and my head is black where it was red. What am I ?

A match "

Correct!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Its shorter than the rest but when your happy you raise it up like its the best....

What is it?"

A penis

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Its shorter than the rest but when you're happy you raise it up like its the best....

What is it?"

Thumb

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Its shorter than the rest but when your happy you raise it up like its the best....

What is it?

A penis

This wins

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Its shorter than the rest but when your happy you raise it up like its the best....

What is it?"

Spirit?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wow,everyone is so clever on here

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"Its shorter than the rest but when your happy you raise it up like its the best....

What is it?

Spirit?"

Thumb

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Scratch me and my head is black where it was red. What am I ? "

Swan Vesta match

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"Its shorter than the rest but when you're happy you raise it up like its the best....

What is it?

Thumb "

Correct

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

An apple a day keeps the doctor away

Good one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mr and Mrs Fab have ten daughters. Each daughter has one brother. How many people in the Fab family ?

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"Mr and Mrs Fab have ten daughters. Each daughter has one brother. How many people in the Fab family ?"

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By *untwolancashireCouple over a year ago

Preston

What’s the difference between light & hard? x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mr and Mrs Fab have ten daughters. Each daughter has one brother. How many people in the Fab family ?

13"

You’re too good !

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"What’s the difference between light & hard? x"

You can sleep with the light on

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By *untwolancashireCouple over a year ago

Preston

"What’s the difference between light & hard? x

You can sleep with the light on"

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By *laymates4UCouple over a year ago

leeds

Man goes to work every morning sometime between 8 & 9. He just gets on the first train that comes in. There is one train an hour in each direction: one to London and one to Reading, but he finds he is going to his London office 3x more than his Reading office. Why?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What can you give to someone but still keep?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What can you give to someone but still keep?"

Heart?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What can you give to someone but still keep?"

A secret?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Judt thought of one. Likely crap, but humour me:

I look but can't see. What am I?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What can you give to someone but still keep?

Heart?"

Perhaps but not quite !

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Mr and Mrs Fab have ten daughters. Each daughter has one brother. How many people in the Fab family ?

13"

Agree

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"What can you give to someone but still keep?"

Your word

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What can you give to someone but still keep?"

A penis

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

A duck in front of another duck

A duck behind another duck

A duck in the middle

How many ducks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What can you give to someone but still keep?

Your word "

Yes !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What can you give to someone but still keep?

A penis

One track mind !

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What’s the difference between light & hard? x"

One more letter

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"What can you give to someone but still keep?

A penis

I'm sensing a theme...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Imagine you're in a building that has no windows, no doors, no way to escape. The building catches fire. How do you get out?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What can you give to someone but still keep?"

A loan?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Imagine you're in a building that has no windows, no doors, no way to escape. The building catches fire. How do you get out?"

It's imaginary, you're already out.

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"Imagine you're in a building that has no windows, no doors, no way to escape. The building catches fire. How do you get out?"

Stop imagining

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Get from TITS to WANK in four moves.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Imagine you're in a building that has no windows, no doors, no way to escape. The building catches fire. How do you get out?

Stop imagining "

Yep!

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

This one is dedicated to hotwife.

What goes in dry and hard, but comes out wet and soft?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What can you give to someone but still keep?

A penis

Was so tempted to say the same

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Man goes to work every morning sometime between 8 & 9. He just gets on the first train that comes in. There is one train an hour in each direction: one to London and one to Reading, but he finds he is going to his London office 3x more than his Reading office. Why?"

This is getting serious! Depends on the gap between the two trains - the time window to catch the London train must be bigger. Eg, if Reading train comes at 8.15 and London train at 8.50. Now my head hurts

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

Only one color, but not one size,

Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies.

Present in sun, but not in rain,

Doing no harm, and feeling no pain.

What is it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This one is dedicated to hotwife.

What goes in dry and hard, but comes out wet and soft?"

A sponge

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get from TITS to WANK in four moves. "

Undo bra

Undo trousers

Pull down undercrackers

Place hands on dick

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A duck in front of another duck

A duck behind another duck

A duck in the middle

How many ducks "

Going for 3

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get from TITS to WANK in four moves. "

Take your hands off your tits

Take of your pants

Put your hands on your bits

Anddddd wank

Your welcome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Only one color, but not one size,

Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies.

Present in sun, but not in rain,

Doing no harm, and feeling no pain.

What is it?"

A shadow?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This one is dedicated to hotwife.

What goes in dry and hard, but comes out wet and soft?"

Pasta ?

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

He works more in London

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He alternates the platform

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Get from TITS to WANK in four moves.

Undo bra

Undo trousers

Pull down undercrackers

Place hands on dick"

By changing one letter each time

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"A duck in front of another duck

A duck behind another duck

A duck in the middle

How many ducks

Going for 3"

Correct !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get from TITS to WANK in four moves. "

Tins

Tans

Tank

Wank

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get from TITS to WANK in four moves.

Undo bra

Undo trousers

Pull down undercrackers

Place hands on dick

By changing one letter each time "

I knew that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This one is dedicated to hotwife.

What goes in dry and hard, but comes out wet and soft?

Pasta ?"

Its chewing gum

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By *enuine MikeMan over a year ago

Guildford

"I really like this. Just for the fun of it, answer correctly.

On my way to Saint Ives. I met a man with seven wives. Every wife had seven cats and every cat had seven kits. How many travelled to Saint Ives?"

How do we know the man you met on the way to St Ives wasn't going to St Ives?

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Wits

Wins

Wink

Wank

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"This one is dedicated to hotwife.

What goes in dry and hard, but comes out wet and soft?

Pasta ?

Its chewing gum

Yes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You’re in a completely dark room that contains a candle, a gas lamp and a wood burning stove. You have one match.

What do you light first?

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"You’re in a completely dark room that contains a candle, a gas lamp and a wood burning stove. You have one match.

What do you light first?"

The match.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Get from TITS to WANK in four moves.

Undo bra

Undo trousers

Pull down undercrackers

Place hands on dick

By changing one letter each time

I knew that"

I know you knew

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You’re in a completely dark room that contains a candle, a gas lamp and a wood burning stove. You have one match.

What do you light first?

The match. "

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

A train crashes right in the middle of the French / German borders. Where must we bury the survivors ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A train crashes right in the middle of the French / German borders. Where must we bury the survivors ?"

You don't bury survivors

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By *oxyVikingCouple over a year ago

East Anglia

"A train crashes right in the middle of the French / German borders. Where must we bury the survivors ?"

We don’t bury survivors

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"A train crashes right in the middle of the French / German borders. Where must we bury the survivors ?"

Wait till they're dead at least.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I? "

A penis

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?

A penis

Touche

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"A train crashes right in the middle of the French / German borders. Where must we bury the survivors ?"

You don't bury survivors

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

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By *appytochatMan over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

One was going the other was going the other way.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?

A penis

Touche

Actually I love that one, very poetic.

An echo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?

A penis

Touche

Actually I love that one, very poetic.

An echo"

Correctamundo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What gets wet as it dries?

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By *untwolancashireCouple over a year ago

Preston

"What gets wet as it dries?"
a towel x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You measure my life in hours and I serve you by expiring. I’m quick when I’m thin and slow when I’m fat. The wind is my enemy. What am I?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You are escaping from prison and face three doors. You must choose one or be caught and executed. The door to the left leads to armed guards. The door in the centre leads to a wild lion that hasn’t eaten in three months, The door to the right leads to a blazing inferno.

Which door do you take ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What gets wet as it dries?"

Dehumidifier

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"You are escaping from prison and face three doors. You must choose one or be caught and executed. The door to the left leads to armed guards. The door in the centre leads to a wild lion that hasn’t eaten in three months, The door to the right leads to a blazing inferno.

Which door do you take ? "

Lion.....it would be dead

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Which door do you take ? "

Lion. Surely he's dead already.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Which door do you take ?

Lion.....it would be dead"

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By *untwolancashireCouple over a year ago

Preston

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What gets wet as it dries?

Dehumidifier"

Nope!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Which door do you take ? "

Middle door. The lions likely deceased from starvation.

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"What gets wet as it dries?"

A towel

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What gets wet as it dries?

A towel "

Correct!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A train crashes right in the middle of the French / German borders. Where must we bury the survivors ?

Wait till they're dead at least.

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Which door do you take ?

Middle door. The lions likely deceased from starvation."

Yes ! Poor lion

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You measure my life in hours and I serve you by expiring. I’m quick when I’m thin and slow when I’m fat. The wind is my enemy. What am I?"

Candle ?

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

I get wet when you go in....

What am I?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A train crashes right in the middle of the French / German borders. Where must we bury the survivors ?

We don’t bury survivors

What's going on here, one of Fabs most fabbed lovelies on my thread. Nice

Can't blame a man for trying.

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"I get wet when you go in....

What am I? "

Ooh err.

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"I get wet when you go in....

What am I?

Ooh err. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I get wet when you go in....

What am I? "

Wet, you just said

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"I get wet when you go in....

What am I?

Wet, you just said

Nope

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I get wet when you go in....

What am I? "

Floor? If it was raining outside and you step indoors.

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"I get wet when you go in....

What am I?

Floor? If it was raining outside and you step indoors."

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"I get wet when you go in....

What am I?

Floor? If it was raining outside and you step indoors.

No"

Wetsuit?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I get wet when you go in....

What am I? "

Pussy

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"I get wet when you go in....

What am I?

Floor? If it was raining outside and you step indoors.

Wetsuit?"

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"I get wet when you go in....

What am I?

Pussy"

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By *ympho6969Woman over a year ago

glasgow

I have a face but never smile. I have hands that never wave. I run but have no legs. What am i?

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By *ympho6969Woman over a year ago

glasgow

I am always coming but never arrive. What am i?

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By *ympho6969Woman over a year ago

glasgow

What can go up and chimney down but cant go down a chimney up?

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By *issVanillaWoman over a year ago

"I have a face but never smile. I have hands that never wave. I run but have no legs. What am i?"

A clock?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I get wet when you go in....

What am I?

Pussy

No"

A shower. (Its dry before switching the water on?)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am always coming but never arrive. What am i?"

Tomorrow

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By *ympho6969Woman over a year ago

glasgow

"I have a face but never smile. I have hands that never wave. I run but have no legs. What am i?

A clock?"

Yup!

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By *ympho6969Woman over a year ago

glasgow

"I am always coming but never arrive. What am i?

Tomorrow "

Yup

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I get wet when you go in....

What am I? "

I surrender!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What can go up and chimney down but cant go down a chimney up?"

Umbrella

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"I get wet when you go in....

What am I?

Pussy

A shower. (Its dry before switching the water on?)"

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"I get wet when you go in....

What am I?

I surrender!"

Thought you were good...

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By *laymates4UCouple over a year ago

leeds

Yes quite right... Reading train comes in at 8-15 and London train at 9-00 - so if he arrives at the station between 8-00 and 8-15 he goes to Reading but between 8-15 and 9-00 he goes to London.

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By *issVanillaWoman over a year ago

"I get wet when you go in....

What am I? "

This has stumped everyone

The shower/ bath?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I get wet when you go in....

What am I?

I surrender!

Thought you were good..."

Skin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I get wet when you go in....

What am I?

I surrender!

Thought you were good..."

I withdraw my surrender

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By *osweet69Couple over a year ago

portsmouth

What is open but closed at the same time

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By *ympho6969Woman over a year ago

glasgow

"What can go up and chimney down but cant go down a chimney up?

Umbrella "

yup

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"I get wet when you go in....

What am I?

This has stumped everyone

The shower/ bath?"

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"I get wet when you go in....

What am I?

I surrender!

Thought you were good...

I withdraw my surrender

I like a man who likes a challenge

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"I get wet when you go in....

What am I?

I surrender!

Thought you were good...

Skin"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What is open but closed at the same time"

A window?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some light diversion while Sparkle drives us all crazy.

What word begin with ‘f’ , ends with ‘k’ and if you can’t get one you can use your hands instead ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I get wet when you go in....

What am I?

I surrender!

Thought you were good...

Skin

No"

Tea bag

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I get wet when you go in....

What am I?

I surrender!

Thought you were good...

Skin

No"

A tent ?

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"I get wet when you go in....

What am I?

I surrender!

Thought you were good...

Skin

Tea bag"

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"I get wet when you go in....

What am I?

I surrender!

Thought you were good...

Skin

A tent ?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Some light diversion while Sparkle drives us all crazy.

What word begin with ‘f’ , ends with ‘k’ and if you can’t get one you can use your hands instead ?"

fork

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some light diversion while Sparkle drives us all crazy.

What word begin with ‘f’ , ends with ‘k’ and if you can’t get one you can use your hands instead ?

fork"

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"I get wet when you go in....

What am I?

I surrender!

Thought you were good...

Skin

A tent ?

No"

A glass?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Some light diversion while Sparkle drives us all crazy.

What word begin with ‘f’ , ends with ‘k’ and if you can’t get one you can use your hands instead ?

fork

It's the olny way to truely enjoy a greasey Doner afterall

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By *osweet69Couple over a year ago

portsmouth

"I get wet when you go in....

What am I?

I surrender!

Thought you were good...

Skin

Tea bag

No"
A Urinal

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By *osweet69Couple over a year ago

portsmouth

"What is open but closed at the same time

A window?"
no

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"I get wet when you go in....

What am I?

I surrender!

Thought you were good...

Skin

A tent ?

A glass?"

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"I get wet when you go in....

What am I?

I surrender!

Thought you were good...

Skin

A tent ?

A glass?"

An umbrella?

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"What is open but closed at the same time

A window?no"

A drawbridge

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I get wet when you go in....

What am I? "

A sauna ?

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