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over a year ago
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So I'm looking for another household to buddy up with. I can bring good cooking skills, bad jokes and I have certificates in fetching and carrying.
Who wants to be my friend?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So I'm looking for another household to buddy up with. I can bring good cooking skills, bad jokes and I have certificates in fetching and carrying.
Who wants to be my friend?
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They sound like very admirable skills xx |
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"So I'm looking for another household to buddy up with. I can bring good cooking skills, bad jokes and I have certificates in fetching and carrying.
Who wants to be my friend?
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How are your snow clearing skills?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So I'm looking for another household to buddy up with. I can bring good cooking skills, bad jokes and I have certificates in fetching and carrying.
Who wants to be my friend?
How are your snow clearing skills? "
Not qualified being a fully fledged southerner, but I'll give it a good go |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Meeeeeee!
I’ll have to clear it with the wife first but I know she’ll be interested in another good looking sparkling personality interesting type.
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Flattery will get you everywhere |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So I'm looking for another household to buddy up with. I can bring good cooking skills, bad jokes and I have certificates in fetching and carrying.
Who wants to be my friend?
They sound like very admirable skills xx"
Years of study it took |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sneak over the border, isolate a couple of weeks (ya know, London meagies, nothing personal) and I'll adopt you . Bring records. "
I hope you meam actual vinyl. Mind you that shit weighs a ton. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are there any actual cats for company? 
Sadly not. My landlord forbids them. What a bastard eh? I love cats. Obvs."
I'm experienced at sneaking in cats where they shouldn't be present.  carried one stray kitten on the bus in my school backpack. He only miaowed as I was getting off. Loved drivers face 
Bastard indeed. Hope he gets mice. Not where you live. |
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"So I'm looking for another household to buddy up with. I can bring good cooking skills, bad jokes and I have certificates in fetching and carrying.
Who wants to be my friend?
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Any good at decorating? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Are there any actual cats for company?
Sadly not. My landlord forbids them. What a bastard eh? I love cats. Obvs.
I'm experienced at sneaking in cats where they shouldn't be present. carried one stray kitten on the bus in my school backpack. He only miaowed as I was getting off. Loved drivers face
Bastard indeed. Hope he gets mice. Not where you live. "
Are you sure you didnt just steal said cat whilst thinking it may have been a stray? lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are there any actual cats for company?
Sadly not. My landlord forbids them. What a bastard eh? I love cats. Obvs.
I'm experienced at sneaking in cats where they shouldn't be present. carried one stray kitten on the bus in my school backpack. He only miaowed as I was getting off. Loved drivers face
Bastard indeed. Hope he gets mice. Not where you live.
Are you sure you didnt just steal said cat whilst thinking it may have been a stray? lol. "
I guess we will never know.
Never thought of that and that was circa 1997
Thanks for making me question my life choices after so many years! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm here for the bad jokes
What's the difference between Mordor and the US Capitol?
One does not simply walk into Mordor.
I laughed too hard at that..."
You are easily pleased |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So I'm looking for another household to buddy up with. I can bring good cooking skills, bad jokes and I have certificates in fetching and carrying.
Who wants to be my friend?
Any good at decorating?"
Actually yeah. Worked as a painter and decorator many times.
Shit at plastering walls tho. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"I'm here for the bad jokes
What's the difference between Mordor and the US Capitol?
One does not simply walk into Mordor.
I laughed too hard at that...
You are easily pleased "
Well, that's not a bad thing |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm here for the bad jokes
What's the difference between Mordor and the US Capitol?
One does not simply walk into Mordor.
I laughed too hard at that...
You are easily pleased
Well, that's not a bad thing "
No it is not. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've been here too long
I read your skills as felching & carrying "
I missed this post! Yeah you have been here too long. There are very few kinks I don't possess, but this is one of them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A social bubble, what a great idea.
It's almost like you're asking to meet people....
I think it's just a light-hearted thread to kill some time.
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Oh I see - so the trick is to make everything a joke to get round the site rules. Cool, thanks |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"A social bubble, what a great idea.
It's almost like you're asking to meet people....
I think it's just a light-hearted thread to kill some time.
Oh I see - so the trick is to make everything a joke to get round the site rules. Cool, thanks "
He hasn't said when he would be buddying up with. This lockdown, or whatever we are calling it now isn't going to last forever.
Is it??  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A social bubble, what a great idea.
It's almost like you're asking to meet people....
I think it's just a light-hearted thread to kill some time.
Oh I see - so the trick is to make everything a joke to get round the site rules. Cool, thanks
He hasn't said when he would be buddying up with. This lockdown, or whatever we are calling it now isn't going to last forever.
Is it?? "
The OP's opening sentence appears to infer he's looking to meet someone. Anyway, I'm going to shut up now for fear of.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A social bubble, what a great idea.
It's almost like you're asking to meet people....
I think it's just a light-hearted thread to kill some time.
Oh I see - so the trick is to make everything a joke to get round the site rules. Cool, thanks "
Try it. Joking around. Might lift of your bitterish mood. |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"A social bubble, what a great idea.
It's almost like you're asking to meet people....
I think it's just a light-hearted thread to kill some time.
Oh I see - so the trick is to make everything a joke to get round the site rules. Cool, thanks
He hasn't said when he would be buddying up with. This lockdown, or whatever we are calling it now isn't going to last forever.
Is it??
The OP's opening sentence appears to infer he's looking to meet someone. Anyway, I'm going to shut up now for fear of...."
spiders? |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"A social bubble, what a great idea.
It's almost like you're asking to meet people....
I think it's just a light-hearted thread to kill some time.
Oh I see - so the trick is to make everything a joke to get round the site rules. Cool, thanks
He hasn't said when he would be buddying up with. This lockdown, or whatever we are calling it now isn't going to last forever.
Is it??
The OP's opening sentence appears to infer he's looking to meet someone. Anyway, I'm going to shut up now for fear of...."
I'm looking for a gang bang. Doesn't mean I want it right now  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A social bubble, what a great idea.
It's almost like you're asking to meet people....
I think it's just a light-hearted thread to kill some time.
Oh I see - so the trick is to make everything a joke to get round the site rules. Cool, thanks
He hasn't said when he would be buddying up with. This lockdown, or whatever we are calling it now isn't going to last forever.
Is it??
The OP's opening sentence appears to infer he's looking to meet someone. Anyway, I'm going to shut up now for fear of...."
Just a bit of fun mate. I ain't meeting anyone till at least springtime. |
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