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over a year ago
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"I'm very normal I usually just wipe it on the carpet as I slide down the stairs "
My image of you is now destroyed. I had always held you up as a perfect in every way being that just didn't poo.
Oh well another dream shattered. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm very normal I usually just wipe it on the carpet as I slide down the stairs
My image of you is now destroyed. I had always held you up as a perfect in every way being that just didn't poo.
Oh well another dream shattered."
What can I say? I'm one of a kind baby.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I most wipe front to back, folded and enter from via my right butt cheek. However I do at times wipe standing up using the same technique which also enables me to do a visual check for stool quality  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm very normal I usually just wipe it on the carpet as I slide down the stairs
You should post more.
I’ve missed you."
I will post more just for you baby. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I stand, with one foot on the cistern.
Means I can get right in there and have a good scoop.
Sometimes I use a bit of toilet paper.
Hygiene is important to me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Could be worse. It's emerged online that some dudes don't wipe, they think it makes them gay, and their girlfriends discover this through... accidental scat."
Yeah I was like that, until I had to wash my own sheets  |
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"Could be worse. It's emerged online that some dudes don't wipe, they think it makes them gay, and their girlfriends discover this through... accidental scat.
WTAF ?? That cant be real  "
Unfortunately so. I'm forever disturbed by it. There was also a guy who didn't think men used toilet seats and he just sat on the porcelain . |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm very normal I usually just wipe it on the carpet as I slide down the stairs "
Just attempting to explain to my children why I’m pissing myself laughing  |
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"Could be worse. It's emerged online that some dudes don't wipe, they think it makes them gay, and their girlfriends discover this through... accidental scat.
WTAF ?? That cant be real "
Omg. Now someone is going to start that gross thread again |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
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"Could be worse. It's emerged online that some dudes don't wipe, they think it makes them gay, and their girlfriends discover this through... accidental scat.
WTAF ?? That cant be real
Omg. Now someone is going to start that gross thread again "
Wonder if they'll quote the 3 year old news story from the Metro that based an article on a 2014 Reddit page as part of it  |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"Could be worse. It's emerged online that some dudes don't wipe, they think it makes them gay, and their girlfriends discover this through... accidental scat.
WTAF ?? That cant be real
Omg. Now someone is going to start that gross thread again
Wonder if they'll quote the 3 year old news story from the Metro that based an article on a 2014 Reddit page as part of it "
Hey, news is news. |
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"Could be worse. It's emerged online that some dudes don't wipe, they think it makes them gay, and their girlfriends discover this through... accidental scat.
WTAF ?? That cant be real
Unfortunately so. I'm forever disturbed by it. There was also a guy who didn't think men used toilet seats and he just sat on the porcelain . "
Erm.. ok I got nothing  |
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"Some lunatics wipe their bum standing up
Which camp do you belong to?
The standing up wipe or are you a normal person  "
Normally I stand with my left leg lifted onto the cistern
Unless outside, there a nice tall tree stump obviously using the best wiper ever which is a hand full of moss
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"I stand, with one foot on the cistern.
Means I can get right in there and have a good scoop.
Sometimes I use a bit of toilet paper.
Hygiene is important to me."
Getting mental images here that may haunt me Jennie!    |
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Years ago when doing a job in a customers house, after having used the loo I found there was no loo roll, the only thing I had was my king sized Rizla’s. Lick stick & wiped the shit, & no my finger didn’t pop through & look like a Mexican in a poncho xx |
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No need to use yards of toilet paper, one or two sheets will do. Occasionally the finger will pop through but you can wash it, sinks close by. My last roll lasted at least a month and occasionally got a brown finger ...every other wipe |
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"I'm very normal I usually just wipe it on the carpet as I slide down the stairs
I'm doing it wrong I thought you just slid down the bannister to wipe!"
How do you go on when visiting someone living in a bungalow? x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Could be worse. It's emerged online that some dudes don't wipe, they think it makes them gay, and their girlfriends discover this through... accidental scat.
WTAF ?? That cant be real
Omg. Now someone is going to start that gross thread again
Wonder if they'll quote the 3 year old news story from the Metro that based an article on a 2014 Reddit page as part of it "
That’s what I’m expecting |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I stand, with one foot on the cistern.
Means I can get right in there and have a good scoop.
Sometimes I use a bit of toilet paper.
Hygiene is important to me.
Getting mental images here that may haunt me Jennie! "
I know .... sexy, right? |
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