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Hi, I'd like to report a body

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

But it turned out to be a potato

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-tyne-55585065

Has anyone else mixed up a vegetable with a body part?

'What a lovely penis you have, oh it's a button mushroom' for example

By *herry OnatopWoman over a year ago

Just over there

I saw that! How funny!! Have you seen those mushrooms called witches fingers? They're often mistaken for dead bodies! Freaky things they are!

By *lbinoGorillaMan over a year ago

Redditch

Blackadder and the turnip shaped like a thingy

"I found it particularly ironic, my lord, seeing as I've got a thingy that's shaped like a turnip"

By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

Some very dramatic members of the public. Like when someone reported an escaped tiger near a zoo and it turned out to be someone's pet cat

By *acDreamyMan over a year ago

Wirral

Those policemen/women must have laughed.