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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I thought I was past that adolescent stage where you get an erection at the drop of a hat and at the most inconvenient times, but am currently sat in my works van with one. It’s stopping me from getting out.
I put it down to being super tired.
So what’s the worst place and most convenient place you ended up with on? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I thought I was past that adolescent stage where you get an erection at the drop of a hat and at the most inconvenient times, but am currently sat in my works van with one. It’s stopping me from getting out.
I put it down to being super tired.
So what’s the worst place and most convenient place you ended up with on?"
*inconvenient |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"On a bus when it was my stop to get off  "
That used to be me at school and I styled it out by taking my bag off my back and carrying it front of me all casual ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On a bus when it was my stop to get off
That used to be me at school and I styled it out by taking my bag off my back and carrying it front of me all casual ha"
Unfortunately if it happens when your 40 and you don't have anything to conceal it, it makes for an interesting bus exit  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"On a bus when it was my stop to get off
That used to be me at school and I styled it out by taking my bag off my back and carrying it front of me all casual ha
Unfortunately if it happens when your 40 and you don't have anything to conceal it, it makes for an interesting bus exit "
Yeah it’s definitely not ideal. Did you get a few looks? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On a bus when it was my stop to get off
That used to be me at school and I styled it out by taking my bag off my back and carrying it front of me all casual ha
Unfortunately if it happens when your 40 and you don't have anything to conceal it, it makes for an interesting bus exit
Yeah it’s definitely not ideal. Did you get a few looks?"
I tried not to make eye contact haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On a bus when it was my stop to get off
That used to be me at school and I styled it out by taking my bag off my back and carrying it front of me all casual ha
Unfortunately if it happens when your 40 and you don't have anything to conceal it, it makes for an interesting bus exit "
Why conceal it? Be proud, chin up! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On a bus when it was my stop to get off
That used to be me at school and I styled it out by taking my bag off my back and carrying it front of me all casual ha
Unfortunately if it happens when your 40 and you don't have anything to conceal it, it makes for an interesting bus exit
Why conceal it? Be proud, chin up!"
My chin wouldn't be the only thing up, you are correct.
#hardandproud |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On a bus when it was my stop to get off
That used to be me at school and I styled it out by taking my bag off my back and carrying it front of me all casual ha
Unfortunately if it happens when your 40 and you don't have anything to conceal it, it makes for an interesting bus exit
Why conceal it? Be proud, chin up!
My chin wouldn't be the only thing up, you are correct.
#hardandproud "
That’s the attitude! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wear your impromptu erections proud I say! Especially if you're wearing grey sweets and no pants... 
Exactly! Just slip a hand in Cherry. Gotta keep the little chap warm
Absolutely Sin  "
Little? Are you trying to give me a bad rep? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Family gathering birthday just before I had to make a speech
What was the speech about? x"
My grandmother was her 70th
And was completely the barmaids fault ha ha went to school with her and as she was pick up empty glass stoped and started talking and flirting lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The gym is probably the most inconvenient for me. I've had to take a few extended rest sessions sat up on a bench before  "
It’s the repeated squatting, isn’t it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Family gathering birthday just before I had to make a speech
What was the speech about? x
My grandmother was her 70th
And was completely the barmaids fault ha ha went to school with her and as she was pick up empty glass stoped and started talking and flirting lol x"
That would have been embarrassing sis haha x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The gym is probably the most inconvenient for me. I've had to take a few extended rest sessions sat up on a bench before
It’s the repeated squatting, isn’t it?"
Romanian deadlifts too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The gym is probably the most inconvenient for me. I've had to take a few extended rest sessions sat up on a bench before
It’s the repeated squatting, isn’t it?
Romanian deadlifts too "
I had to stop yoga classes, it was getting embarrassing |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Family gathering birthday just before I had to make a speech
What was the speech about? x
My grandmother was her 70th
And was completely the barmaids fault ha ha went to school with her and as she was pick up empty glass stoped and started talking and flirting lol x
That would have been embarrassing sis haha x"
yes I was kind off was ha ha x
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By *wlmanMan
over a year ago
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Many years ago I worked night shifts at a factory making seat covers. Myself and 18/19 women of various ages, my job was quality control. One of the sewing machines vibrated oddly, I did my first check and with in seconds I had a massive erection and had to suffer glances and smiles from all the women! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Regularly get one in Gregg's, i plame the pastry. 
It’s the steak slices isn’t it 
Ohhhh...and 'boing' there it goes again "
Steak slice.... how do you eat yours |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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4 weeks ago, had a flick through fab looking at pic, a lady from financing for the company im subcontracted to walked in to meet me, stood up to shake her hand and say hello. Trouser were sticking out at a funky angle haha
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"Regularly get one in Gregg's, i plame the pastry.
It’s the steak slices isn’t it
Ohhhh...and 'boing' there it goes again
Steak slice.... how do you eat yours "
Not like the scene in American Pie. |
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