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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

That if you light a match , drop it into a milk bottle then rest one of your testicles on the top , eventually the testicle will be sucked inside

Disclaimer: This will not work on females

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

If you did know , please could you let me know how to get the fucker out !!

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By *olden PoleMan over a year ago

London

I think I need an ambulance

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By *rCurious1Man over a year ago

North Yorkshire

What about if you dont need the match

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By *ixedDevilMan over a year ago

Bootyville

Sounds like it would hurt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Will it still work with a carton?

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Anyone got a spare milk bottle? My left flap is stuck in one and I wanna even them out

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Anyone got a spare milk bottle? My left flap is stuck in one and I wanna even them out "

Bollocks !!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

bringing back the nightmare featuring the man and the jar

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Video requests on this one please!!

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By *untwolancashireCouple over a year ago

Preston

My match keeps going out & the milk has started to get bits of burnt wood in it, am I doing something wrong?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

I won't explain the science

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There is a video of this on a major porn site

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It creates a vacuum ..or something

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By *untwolancashireCouple over a year ago

Preston

"I won't explain the science

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My Mrs just explained that the bottle needs to be empty, she didn’t say it needed to be glass bottle ffs. I suppose I can use the milk to put the fire out x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Video requests on this one please!! "

I’m not verified

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"bringing back the nightmare featuring the man and the jar

I was talking about that to someone the other day.

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

Great, now I have matches in my milk...

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By *uriouscouple83Couple over a year ago

Worcester

"Great, now I have matches in my milk... "

But at least your testicles aren’t stuck

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By *hilledGuerillaMan over a year ago

In the monkey house

Did you know you can get a round light bulb into your mouth but not back out.

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By *oomarangMan over a year ago

Chester

Ouch that’s just made me cringe. And why would anyone try this in the first place

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Great, now I have matches in my milk...

But at least your testicles aren’t stuck

How do you know?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"bringing back the nightmare featuring the man and the jar

I was talking about that to someone the other day."

Of all the bad things in Internet land this one really made my stomach sink

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By *rAitchMan over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

"Great, now I have matches in my milk... "

Full fat milk?

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Great, now I have matches in my milk...

Full fat milk?"

Eh?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Great, now I have matches in my milk...

Full fat milk?"

No, semi-sulphur

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman over a year ago

lancashire

Well I would really like to see this....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"bringing back the nightmare featuring the man and the jar

I was talking about that to someone the other day.

Of all the bad things in Internet land this one really made my stomach sink"

To be honest I laughed when I first saw it.

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