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"You are always girly, well you are most of the time "And the other times im.?????  | |||
"You are always girly, well you are most of the time
And the other times im.????? "is there a prize if I get the right answer  | |||
"You are always girly, well you are most of the time
And the other times im.?????
is there a prize if I get the right answer "Yes  | |||
"You are always girly, well you are most of the time
And the other times im.?????
is there a prize if I get the right answer
Yes "you can be extemely nawty | |||
"You are always girly, well you are most of the time
And the other times im.?????
is there a prize if I get the right answer
Yes "Ooh can I play lol Err is it. A hot n horny nympho? Good morning x | |||
"You are always girly, well you are most of the time
And the other times im.?????
is there a prize if I get the right answer
Yes Ooh can I play lol Err is it. A hot n horny nympho? Good morning x "Only if ya hands are clean.....morning | |||
"You are always girly, well you are most of the time
And the other times im.?????
is there a prize if I get the right answer
Yes
you can be extemely nawty "Never im always a GOOD girl | |||
"You are always girly, well you are most of the time
And the other times im.?????
is there a prize if I get the right answer
Yes
you can be extemely nawty
Never im always a GOOD girl "I know your gooooooooood | |||
"You are always girly, well you are most of the time
And the other times im.?????
is there a prize if I get the right answer
Yes
you can be extemely nawty
Never im always a GOOD girl
I know your gooooooooood " | |||
"You are always girly, well you are most of the time
And the other times im.?????
is there a prize if I get the right answer
Yes Ooh can I play lol Err is it. A hot n horny nympho? Good morning x .
Only if ya hands are clean.....morning "(removes hand from cock) er I just go wash them lol | |||
"You are always girly, well you are most of the time
And the other times im.?????
is there a prize if I get the right answer
Yes Ooh can I play lol Err is it. A hot n horny nympho? Good morning x .
Only if ya hands are clean.....morning (removes hand from cock) er I just go wash them lol "I should jolly well think so young man...wash ya cock whilst ya there too | |||
"You are always girly, well you are most of the time
And the other times im.?????
is there a prize if I get the right answer
Yes Ooh can I play lol Err is it. A hot n horny nympho? Good morning x .
Only if ya hands are clean.....morning (removes hand from cock) er I just go wash them lol
I should jolly well think so young man...wash ya cock whilst ya there too "ok sorry  then can I play please? | |||
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"Yes "Yeahhhh x but can you help me wash it please? X | |||
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"only if you like dettol "Dont forget the spray bleach too....and rubber gloves and scru bing brush | |||
"only if you like dettol "Ooooh thats enough to bring a man to his knees | |||
"only if you like dettol
Dont forget the spray bleach too....and rubber gloves and scru bing brush "Ok I'm gonna do it myself your scareing me I did have a hard on lol | |||
"only if you like dettol
Dont forget the spray bleach too....and rubber gloves and scru bing brush Ok I'm gonna do it myself your scareing me I did have a hard on lol "Chicken.... | |||
"only if you like dettol
Dont forget the spray bleach too....and rubber gloves and scru bing brush Ok I'm gonna do it myself your scareing me I did have a hard on lol
Chicken.... "No just very very attached to my cock lol Cud do with a hand to get it hard again tho lol | |||
"only if you like dettol
Dont forget the spray bleach too....and rubber gloves and scru bing brush Ok I'm gonna do it myself your scareing me I did have a hard on lol
Chicken.... No just very very attached to my cock lol Cud do with a hand to get it hard again tho lol "A bleached rubber glived hand | |||
"only if you like dettol
Dont forget the spray bleach too....and rubber gloves and scru bing brush Ok I'm gonna do it myself your scareing me I did have a hard on lol
Chicken.... No just very very attached to my cock lol Cud do with a hand to get it hard again tho lol
A bleached rubber glived hand :D"winces in impending pain... Only if you kiss it better | |||
"only if you like dettol
Dont forget the spray bleach too....and rubber gloves and scru bing brush Ok I'm gonna do it myself your scareing me I did have a hard on lol
Chicken.... No just very very attached to my cock lol Cud do with a hand to get it hard again tho lol
A bleached rubber glived hand :Dwinces in impending pain... Only if you kiss it better "Ohhh now ya actually thinking......ok come closer......mmmmmmmmmmmmmwah | |||
"only if you like dettol
Dont forget the spray bleach too....and rubber gloves and scru bing brush Ok I'm gonna do it myself your scareing me I did have a hard on lol
Chicken.... No just very very attached to my cock lol Cud do with a hand to get it hard again tho lol
A bleached rubber glived hand
:Dwinces in impending pain... Only if you kiss it better
Ohhh now ya actually thinking......ok come closer......mmmmmmmmmmmmmwah "ok thank you  The good news is its hard again just need to get outa bed n wash it lol | |||
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"Do you need the dettol or bleach "Is that an offer? can I bring my own soap tho? | |||
"Do you need the dettol or bleach Is that an offer? can I bring my own soap tho? "Soap dries ya skin | |||
"Do you need the dettol or bleach Is that an offer? can I bring my own soap tho?
Soap dries ya skin "Maybe you could mosturise it for me | |||
" Ohhh now ya actually thinking......ok come closer......mmmmmmmmmmmmmwah ok thank you The good news is its hard again just need to get outa bed n wash it lol "Make sure shes cleaned her teeth 'Lock... | |||
" Ohhh now ya actually thinking......ok come closer......mmmmmmmmmmmmmwah ok thank you The good news is its hard again just need to get outa bed n wash it lol
Make sure shes cleaned her teeth 'Lock... "Nice.... | |||
" Ohhh now ya actually thinking......ok come closer......mmmmmmmmmmmmmwah ok thank you The good news is its hard again just need to get outa bed n wash it lol
Make sure shes cleaned her teeth 'Lock... "Oiiii im here yanno even tho sometimes i get overlooked or is that ignored
And my teeth are clean ,my minds.not tho | |||
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"Sorry babes( items) (gets down on his knees n begs for forgiveness) actually while I'm down here.,,,,, "Yes whilst your there......clean my shoes | |||
" Oiiii im here yanno even tho sometimes i get overlooked or is that ignored
And my teeth are clean ,my minds.not tho "Who said that ? *Runs*   | |||
"Sorry babes( items) (gets down on his knees n begs for forgiveness) actually while I'm down here.,,,,,
Yes whilst your there......clean my shoes "Oh well I was thinking something might need my attention but ok then (reaches for the polish) | |||
" Oiiii im here yanno even tho sometimes i get overlooked or is that ignored
And my teeth are clean ,my minds.not tho
Who said that ?
*Runs* "Dont forget to take off ya heels before ya run | |||
"Sorry babes( items) (gets down on his knees n begs for forgiveness) actually while I'm down here.,,,,,
Yes whilst your there......clean my shoes Oh well I was thinking something might need my attention but ok then (reaches for the polish) "Good things come to those that wait | |||
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"Well I bin waiting a long long time lol x " | |||
"Well I bin waiting a long long time lol x
"So were is the good thing then? Lol | |||
"Haha lock you deserve it! Impending on a post by two lovers! Xx" Sorry (slumps away with tail between his legs) | |||
"Well I bin waiting a long long time lol x
So were is the good thing then? Lol "Its all/lllllll around you | |||
"Haha lock you deserve it! Impending on a post by two lovers! XxSorry (slumps away with tail between his legs) "Psst... Keep waggin it... The good bit is about 18" above the shoes... | |||
"Haha lock you deserve it! Impending on a post by two lovers! XxSorry (slumps away with tail between his legs)
Psst... Keep waggin it... The good bit is about 18" above the shoes... "Ok I'll keep that in mind mate lol  | |||
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"Noooooo.....i need girly wallpaper......and i need it today....... "Cud always paint the walls pink? | |||
"Noooooo.....i need girly wallpaper......and i need it today....... Cud always paint the walls pink? "Noooo .....not pink yuk.....im thinking of a feature wall and.chintzy or flowery...sort of.... | |||
"Noooooo.....i need girly wallpaper......and i need it today....... Cud always paint the walls pink?
Noooo .....not pink yuk.....im thinking of a feature wall and.chintzy or flowery...sort of...."Isn't there a wicks or something by you? | |||
"Noooooo.....i need girly wallpaper......and i need it today....... Cud always paint the walls pink?
Noooo .....not pink yuk.....im thinking of a feature wall and.chintzy or flowery...sort of....Isn't there a wicks or something by you? "Yes but they dont have a huge choice,done b n q too...... | |||
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"Homemade a m'hall retail park?" Bugger! It keeps correcting me! Homebase at the retail park | |||
"Homemade a m'hall retail park? Bugger! It keeps correcting me! Homebase at the retail park" Retail park??? Where? | |||
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"Well if you need another opinion I'm desperate to avoid cleaning the house... "Ohhhh sorry have my daughter with me...its clothes shopping first....then paper...thats if we ever get to the paper...sorry looks like ya getting oot the duster.... | |||
Bet pp's working so you couldn't even loan me him to do it for me. Spurred on with a riding crop. Naked... | |||
"Bugger
Bet pp's working so you couldn't even loan me him to do it for me. Spurred on with a riding crop. Naked... "Is that you or pp naked with riding crop | |||
"Bugger
Bet pp's working so you couldn't even loan me him to do it for me. Spurred on with a riding crop. Naked...
Is that you or pp naked with riding crop "Me sat on sofa with chocolate and crop, pp naked and scrubbing - as it should be! | |||
"Well if you need another opinion I'm desperate to avoid cleaning the house... "Well I got something else you could do | |||
"Well if you need another opinion I'm desperate to avoid cleaning the house... Well I got something else you could do "I'm not cleaning you!!! Just cos it took you four goes this morning to pass muster 
If you need to know how to clean yourself properly (behind the ears and the foreskin) then Google is your friend | |||
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"Oh no tempt I'm all clean now x I was thinking you cud do something else with it "Well if it can vacuum, dust, operate the washer and mop you're on!
Gives me more time to prepare for this afternoons meet... | |||
"Oh no tempt I'm all clean now x I was thinking you cud do something else with it
Well if it can vacuum, dust, operate the washer and mop you're on!
Gives me more time to prepare for this afternoons meet... "There ya go a willing vicitim... | |||
