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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago
Weirdsville South Coast Dorset |
To be honest is she really gonna go through history and bookmarks? Bookmarks you can rename. Amazon prime has a Windows app so she wouldn't need to look on your browser for that, check out if the others do as well, problem solved |
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"My mum wants to borrow my laptop to watch Amazon prime, netflix etc but there's link's to some seriously filthy shit on there. What do I do?"
Oh come on. You don't seriously buy the "I want to watch Amazon Prime" line, do you? She just wants to know what porn you're onto. She'll be most disappointed if you remove all traces of it, but at least you'd get your laptop back quickly. |
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Seriously? You guys think that I'm intelligent enough to delete history, create another account etc? I can barely remember my own name let alone remember passwords'n stuff.
I'm voting for a quick blast t' shops tomorrow for a new laptop and I'll fob her off with that. |
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By *arl17Man
over a year ago
Central Portugal |
"To be honest is she really gonna go through history and bookmarks? Bookmarks you can rename. Amazon prime has a Windows app so she wouldn't need to look on your browser for that, check out if the others do as well, problem solved"
 best advice |
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"To be honest is she really gonna go through history and bookmarks? Bookmarks you can rename. Amazon prime has a Windows app so she wouldn't need to look on your browser for that, check out if the others do as well, problem solved
best advice "
Google Autofill is a thing though.
If it's a Windows laptop, setting up a second (or third or whathaveyou) account on the machine is fairly easy. I don't *think* browser bookmarks would migrate, but I'm not sure on that. |
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Oh come on. You don't seriously buy the "I want to watch Amazon Prime" line, do you? She just wants to know what porn you're onto. She'll be most disappointed if you remove all traces of it, but at least you'd get your laptop back quickly. "
what porn I'm into? I'm creating porn! Sometimes I'm disgusted with myself! |
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"Seriously? You guys think that I'm intelligent enough to delete history, create another account etc? I can barely remember my own name let alone remember passwords'n stuff.
I'm voting for a quick blast t' shops tomorrow for a new laptop and I'll fob her off with that. "
Would she really go looking? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh come on. You don't seriously buy the "I want to watch Amazon Prime" line, do you? She just wants to know what porn you're onto. She'll be most disappointed if you remove all traces of it, but at least you'd get your laptop back quickly. what porn I'm into? I'm creating porn! Sometimes I'm disgusted with myself!"
What stuff do you make?  |
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"Seriously? You guys think that I'm intelligent enough to delete history, create another account etc? I can barely remember my own name let alone remember passwords'n stuff.
I'm voting for a quick blast t' shops tomorrow for a new laptop and I'll fob her off with that.
Would she really go looking? "
yes, she's a nosey cow. Also it wouldn't take much finding. Pretty much right there in your face.. looking at you.. bluntly! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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partition hard drive in a duel boot mode
Then install windows to the partition
Then install secret boot system ie if you hold F2 during start up it will boot in go one partition
If you not held F2 in will boot in to the other partition
Have ur one on F2 and have ur moms on nothing so it starts up in hers
This is a extreme way off doing things |
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"partition hard drive in a duel boot mode
Then install windows to the partition
Then install secret boot system ie if you hold F2 during start up it will boot in go one partition
If you not held F2 in will boot in to the other partition
Have ur one on F2 and have ur moms on nothing so it starts up in hers
This is a extreme way off doing things "
Err, fancy a cup of tea? |
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Download, install and run the free version of CCleaner (Crap Cleaner)
https://www.ccleaner.com/ccleaner/download
It will delete your browser cache, browser history and a lot more if you use the default settings.  |
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"My mum wants to borrow my laptop to watch Amazon prime, netflix etc but there's link's to some seriously filthy shit on there. What do I do?"
If its just for watching stuff get her a tablet, cheaper.
Got one for myself just after Christmas that was reduced. Tell her it's an extra Christmas/early mother's day present |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
Gapping Fanny |
Yes I firmly believe that your mum wants to borrow your laptop to watch streaming services and while you appear capable of having bookmarks and links to “extreme” stuff are incapable of creating another account for her and so your first port of call was a swingers site!
Got it.
Strangest wank fantasy I have seen so far today. |
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"Yes I firmly believe that your mum wants to borrow your laptop to watch streaming services and while you appear capable of having bookmarks and links to “extreme” stuff are incapable of creating another account for her and so your first port of call was a swingers site!
Got it.
Strangest wank fantasy I have seen so far today."
Not just me then! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My Mum is 82
She asked me to put a lottery on for her
She usually does Thunderball but, in error, I bought Hot Picks
She didn't know the rules so googled the term 'Hot Picks'
Well, you can imagine the results she got back  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My mum wants to borrow my laptop to watch Amazon prime, netflix etc but there's link's to some seriously filthy shit on there. What do I do?"
Leave home and get your own place.
Its not good to be living at home in your 40s. You will relish the independence and freedom you get.  |
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Leave home and get your own place.
Its not good to be living at home in your 40s. You will relish the independence and freedom you get. "
I don't live with my mother, I'm helping out after her husband died of cancer on Christmas Eve. She's got WiFi too! |
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"Set up her a profile on the laptop. That way she's got her own space on it and you don't need to hand over your passwords and porn"
I like the sound of that, I'm busy cooking her plenty of chicken and mushroom pies for the freezer. I don't think I'll get to the shops today. |
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By *unesMan
over a year ago
scarborough |
"Seriously? You guys think that I'm intelligent enough to delete history, create another account etc? I can barely remember my own name let alone remember passwords'n stuff.
I'm voting for a quick blast t' shops tomorrow for a new laptop and I'll fob her off with that. "
You got a great cock! Good pics. |
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If my son was 41 and not into anything naughty I’d worry about him.  . Although I’d be mortified if I saw any of his personal footage.
As others have said, set her up her own account on your laptop, she can’t access yours without your password. Or get her a laptop or iPad of her own. Or a fire stick for her TV if she just wants to watch Netflix etc.
Lou x |
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Treat her like an adult.
Say..... There are some links that I don't want you to open mum. They are private , adult stuff. Agree that you won't click on them please.
If she agrees and breaks that agreement , that's her problem. |
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"Download, install and run the free version of CCleaner (Crap Cleaner)
https://www.ccleaner.com/ccleaner/download
It will delete your browser cache, browser history and a lot more if you use the default settings. "
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
Just say you can’t find it.
I have found this indispensable throughout my working life and it works, albeit you get eye rolled at, tutted at and folk mutter under their breath about you.
Helps if you look flummoxed too. Pat your pockets. Sift through papers. Look off into the distant with a vague look on your face.
Works a treat |
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"Shred the laptop, Burn the remains and drop it in a weighted sack into the Mariana Trench
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I have told a mate that in the event of my untimely death both my laptop and mobile phone should be permanently destroyed. Yes maybe even returned to base elements. |
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