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By *urtyGent OP Man
over a year ago
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What’s the most random thing that can put you off someone. I’m not talking things like smoking or bad grammar it’s more mundane stuff. Like, once I was put off of a girl because she would ALWAYS make an L with her hands before deciding which was her left and right. Shallow? Maybe. Annoying? Definitely |
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"What’s the most random thing that can put you off someone. I’m not talking things like smoking or bad grammar it’s more mundane stuff. Like, once I was put off of a girl because she would ALWAYS make an L with her hands before deciding which was her left and right. Shallow? Maybe. Annoying? Definitely "
Some things can be endearing and you're all "awwww"
Other things can make ya just think ..... "get out"
Sometimes those same things can do the ole switcheroo depending on the person doing them
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"What’s the most random thing that can put you off someone. I’m not talking things like smoking or bad grammar it’s more mundane stuff. Like, once I was put off of a girl because she would ALWAYS make an L with her hands before deciding which was her left and right. Shallow? Maybe. Annoying? Definitely "
I'd find that comical 
Noisey eaters. |
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over a year ago
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"Using their knife and fork in the wrong hands.
My wife did this, drove me nuts for 7 years of marriage.
Chippy chips n plastic fork it is then  "
The stupid thing is, she could never use the knife properly to chop stuff, yet still continued with them in the wrong hands.
Wtf  |
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"What’s the most random thing that can put you off someone. I’m not talking things like smoking or bad grammar it’s more mundane stuff. Like, once I was put off of a girl because she would ALWAYS make an L with her hands before deciding which was her left and right. Shallow? Maybe. Annoying? Definitely "
Oh bugger I used do that being dyslexic it's the only way I know the difference. Now I just have to lift the thumb in my right hand |
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By *urtyGent OP Man
over a year ago
eastleigh |
"What’s the most random thing that can put you off someone. I’m not talking things like smoking or bad grammar it’s more mundane stuff. Like, once I was put off of a girl because she would ALWAYS make an L with her hands before deciding which was her left and right. Shallow? Maybe. Annoying? Definitely
I'd find that comical
Noisey eaters."
Briefly I found it endearing. After a while I was like “are you fucking kidding me? Every time???!” |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Being called mate*.
*most of the time, depends on my quim.
Theres my word again  "
Yeah, it's a beautiful word isn't it? I think I'm going to judge someone's shagability based on how good it sounds when they say it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If they try to stab me.
I know! What am I gonna do now? I had a Sam pokey prod bum stabber all ready to go.
*sigh*"
Sounds like that massive stick they made on friends to poke Ugly Naked Guy to make sure he's still alive |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What’s the most random thing that can put you off someone. I’m not talking things like smoking or bad grammar it’s more mundane stuff. Like, once I was put off of a girl because she would ALWAYS make an L with her hands before deciding which was her left and right. Shallow? Maybe. Annoying? Definitely
I'd find that comical
Noisey eaters."
I have a friend who is soooooo attractive, until he eats. Any lustful feelings died the moment I witnessed him eating an icecream. He's known as Slap-Chops Ben in my house now. |
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By *urtyGent OP Man
over a year ago
eastleigh |
"Being called mate*.
*most of the time, depends on my quim.
Theres my word again
Yeah, it's a beautiful word isn't it? I think I'm going to judge someone's shagability based on how good it sounds when they say it."
Quim. Not heard that for about a decade. Sensational |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Using their knife and fork in the wrong hands.
My wife did this, drove me nuts for 7 years of marriage."
I do this my mum is left handed and I'm right handed, so i do all sorts of weird things. It's funny in a posh restaurant, the staff go mental haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Using their knife and fork in the wrong hands.
My wife did this, drove me nuts for 7 years of marriage.
I do this my mum is left handed and I'm right handed, so i do all sorts of weird things. It's funny in a posh restaurant, the staff go mental haha "
Sacrilege!
Exile from the village is looming if you don't change your ways |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Vans shoes, or converse... she can be the most attractive woman in the world, you get to the feet and shes wearing hideous vans or converse.
They make my penis wilt  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Using their knife and fork in the wrong hands.
My wife did this, drove me nuts for 7 years of marriage.
I do this my mum is left handed and I'm right handed, so i do all sorts of weird things. It's funny in a posh restaurant, the staff go mental haha
Sacrilege!
Exile from the village is looming if you don't change your ways "
I like being weird |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Using their knife and fork in the wrong hands.
My wife did this, drove me nuts for 7 years of marriage.
I do this my mum is left handed and I'm right handed, so i do all sorts of weird things. It's funny in a posh restaurant, the staff go mental haha
Sacrilege!
Exile from the village is looming if you don't change your ways
I like being weird "
You n me both |
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"Vans shoes, or converse... she can be the most attractive woman in the world, you get to the feet and shes wearing hideous vans or converse.
They make my penis wilt "
Take it back! My rainbow, unicorn converse are amazing!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Vans shoes, or converse... she can be the most attractive woman in the world, you get to the feet and shes wearing hideous vans or converse.
They make my penis wilt
Take it back! My rainbow, unicorn converse are amazing!!! "
 just leave them at home when you pop over  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Giant eye lashes on car headlights.
‘Powered by fairy dust’ stickers in the back window of their car, when you know full well it’s a diesel.
Saying ‘if you don’t like it, then jog on!’ Why’s it me who’s got to keep moving ?!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People using double negatives .... “I ain’t done nothing” ... why?
I don't never use quadruple negatives not to definitely confuse people  "
Well you just went on the naughty girl list lol
Mr HH |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My ex was a mouth breather
Oh and never used a knife, used the fork edge to cut things up.
Other people a few have been, not being able to focus on an eye when talking so their eyes flit from side to side, looking from one eye to the other, also lip twitchers, when you are talking and their lips twitch like they are running through what you are saying. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Using their knife and fork in the wrong hands.
My wife did this, drove me nuts for 7 years of marriage.
I do this my mum is left handed and I'm right handed, so i do all sorts of weird things. It's funny in a posh restaurant, the staff go mental haha "
Me too, always ate left handed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People using double negatives .... “I ain’t done nothing” ... why?
I don't never use quadruple negatives not to definitely confuse people
Well you just went on the naughty girl list lol
Mr HH"
Will there be spanking? |
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"My ex was a mouth breather
Oh and never used a knife, used the fork edge to cut things up.
Other people a few have been, not being able to focus on an eye when talking so their eyes flit from side to side, looking from one eye to the other, also lip twitchers, when you are talking and their lips twitch like they are running through what you are saying."
Thats reminded me.
People who grunt when they eat |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"People using double negatives .... “I ain’t done nothing” ... why?
I don't never use quadruple negatives not to definitely confuse people
Well you just went on the naughty girl list lol
Mr HH
Will there be spanking? "
An immediate cessation of chocolate rations!
Mr HH |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Using their knife and fork in the wrong hands.
My wife did this, drove me nuts for 7 years of marriage.
I do this my mum is left handed and I'm right handed, so i do all sorts of weird things. It's funny in a posh restaurant, the staff go mental haha
Me too, always ate left handed "
Beelzebub! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People using double negatives .... “I ain’t done nothing” ... why?
I don't never use quadruple negatives not to definitely confuse people
Well you just went on the naughty girl list lol
Mr HH
Will there be spanking?
An immediate cessation of chocolate rations!
Mr HH"
Awww spoil sport |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can’t say much would put me off a shag meet in terms of words / dress sense / eating habits etc other than physical hygiene really .
I just want to get laid not marry or be the persons best friend so not got time to be bothered by such trivial things that they adore Jeremy Corbyn or love plant food ..
I am sure we all have annoying habits / beliefs with our family and serious friends that you just accept is part of the person .
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I be was once out off a girl by her signing off EVERY message with her name! Like there was some doubt who had control of her keyboard or something! It’s a shame because I think the sex would have been explosive! |
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By *elethWoman
over a year ago
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"Being called mate*.
*most of the time, depends on my quim.
Theres my word again
Yeah, it's a beautiful word isn't it? I think I'm going to judge someone's shagability based on how good it sounds when they say it.
Quim. Not heard that for about a decade. Sensational "
Meli's bringin' it back |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Using their knife and fork in the wrong hands.
My wife did this, drove me nuts for 7 years of marriage.
I do this my mum is left handed and I'm right handed, so i do all sorts of weird things. It's funny in a posh restaurant, the staff go mental haha
Me too, always ate left handed "
Yaaayyyy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Using their knife and fork in the wrong hands.
My wife did this, drove me nuts for 7 years of marriage.
I do this my mum is left handed and I'm right handed, so i do all sorts of weird things. It's funny in a posh restaurant, the staff go mental haha
Me too, always ate left handed
Yaaayyyy "
You'll be using a cauldron and casting spells next |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People using double negatives .... “I ain’t done nothing” ... why?
Think you'll find it's "I ain't done nuffink" 
*shudders*
Mr HH"
Oh i thought it was Hippy haha, sorry! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People using double negatives .... “I ain’t done nothing” ... why?
Think you'll find it's "I ain't done nuffink"
*shudders*
Mr HH
Oh i thought it was Hippy haha, sorry! "
Sorry nope, it is the grumpy boring one instead
Mr HH |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I axed them to stop! "
Urgh Shudder!
Anyone that can't pronounce words properly - no.
People that use cutesy words like 'hehe' 
Mouth breathers
Noisy eaters - crunching with their mouth open.
Constant sniffing and not blowing their nose.
Irritating tappy people that use their fingers as a drum on everything- that is an instant deal breaker
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