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over a year ago
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"I like it! Does the moat have a draw bridge or is it just village origins that provide the naughtiness?"
We are completely isolated and self sustainable  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like it! Does the moat have a draw bridge or is it just village origins that provide the naughtiness?
We are completely isolated and self sustainable "
Do you guys have Covid? If not imma coming hey! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I like it! Does the moat have a draw bridge or is it just village origins that provide the naughtiness?
We are completely isolated and self sustainable
Do you guys have Covid? If not imma coming hey!"
We've never heard of it, we don't have TV's or anything.
We just sit around the campfires drinking home brew all day |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like it! Does the moat have a draw bridge or is it just village origins that provide the naughtiness?
We are completely isolated and self sustainable
Do you guys have Covid? If not imma coming hey!
We've never heard of it, we don't have TV's or anything.
We just sit around the campfires drinking home brew all day "
Sounds like my kinda place! Swear me in and I'll be there soon |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I like it! Does the moat have a draw bridge or is it just village origins that provide the naughtiness?
We are completely isolated and self sustainable
Do you guys have Covid? If not imma coming hey!
We've never heard of it, we don't have TV's or anything.
We just sit around the campfires drinking home brew all day
Sounds like my kinda place! Swear me in and I'll be there soon "
I'll convene the elders and announce an initiation ceremony.
You'll need to bring your own lube though  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Rather than start a new post would you guys be kind enough to rate mine and any improvements that can be made including pics.
Thanks in advance "
You should lose the legal disclaimer blerb, it's a massive turn off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have updated my profile.
Please let me know if there are any improvements/adjustments necessary.
Thank you
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tel me have you been on magic mushrooms lately lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have updated my profile.
Please let me know if there are any improvements/adjustments necessary.
Thank you
tel me have you been on magic mushrooms lately lol"
We can't meet, so I have utilised my profile to it's maximum potential instead of saying what I like/looking for |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pretty damn perfect!
Brown sauce is evil.
V x"
Thank you x
There's not much happening from my watchtower lookout.
There's been a few enemy scouts spotted earlier, but nothing happening yet, thankfully |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pretty damn perfect!
Brown sauce is evil.
V x
Thank you x
There's not much happening from my watchtower lookout.
There's been a few enemy scouts spotted earlier, but nothing happening yet, thankfully "
Good! Get the patchwork finished. It’s brass monkeys out there x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pretty damn perfect!
Brown sauce is evil.
V x
Thank you x
There's not much happening from my watchtower lookout.
There's been a few enemy scouts spotted earlier, but nothing happening yet, thankfully
Good! Get the patchwork finished. It’s brass monkeys out there x"
Tell me about it!
I'm still waiting for Igor to arrive with some more home brew but I think he's into the finals of the rock throwing contest |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I like it. But I'd forever be wandering and exiled as brown sauce is the only way for a bacon buttie "
Sacrilege!
Come one and all!
Gather your pitchforks and lanterns!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like it. But I'd forever be wandering and exiled as brown sauce is the only way for a bacon buttie
Sacrilege!
Come one and all!
Gather your pitchforks and lanterns!
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Kinda exciting being a fugitive |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If you are happy with it its good"
To be honest I've no idea why I did this.
We can't meet, so what's the point in having a profile about what I'm like and what I'm looking for?
May as well have fun and get crazy messages on the back of it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I like it. But I'd forever be wandering and exiled as brown sauce is the only way for a bacon buttie
Sacrilege!
Come one and all!
Gather your pitchforks and lanterns!
Kinda exciting being a fugitive "
Careful now.
It's sacrifice day tomorrow, it could be you  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you chant "For Greater Good" during your council meeting?"
I've applied many times to be on the high council, but alas it's to no avail.
They don't trust me after I hired cheap labour and the monorail crashed into the giant flamingos |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tell me about it!
I'm still waiting for Igor to arrive with some more home brew but I think he's into the finals of the rock throwing contest "
I read that as “cock throwing”
Time for bed. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Tell me about it!
I'm still waiting for Igor to arrive with some more home brew but I think he's into the finals of the rock throwing contest
I read that as “cock throwing”
Time for bed."
Thats Saturdays event |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Remember that conversation we had about forum profiles...???"
Urinusmaximus has his own rememberance area.
Complete with a statue showing his magnificence with an inbuilt water fountain |
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By *igmaMan
over a year ago
Yorkshire |
"Remember that conversation we had about forum profiles...???
Urinusmaximus has his own rememberance area.
Complete with a statue showing his magnificence with an inbuilt water fountain "
Fitting tribute to the great man!
I’ll give you kudos for no mention of the word Fora!!
...or forumite |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like it. But I'd forever be wandering and exiled as brown sauce is the only way for a bacon buttie
Sacrilege!
Come one and all!
Gather your pitchforks and lanterns!
Kinda exciting being a fugitive
Careful now.
It's sacrifice day tomorrow, it could be you "
Can't be if I'm exiled though can I?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Love it, very very funny.....
I’m my village there are bad bad terrible things done to people that put ketchup on bacon. You might like it here!  "
Thank you haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Remember that conversation we had about forum profiles...???
Urinusmaximus has his own rememberance area.
Complete with a statue showing his magnificence with an inbuilt water fountain
Fitting tribute to the great man!
I’ll give you kudos for no mention of the word Fora!!
...or forumite"
His memory shall live on forever 
I'm not sure if I should add to it periodically, like an update thing, or just leave it as is, and do status updates?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I like it. But I'd forever be wandering and exiled as brown sauce is the only way for a bacon buttie
Sacrilege!
Come one and all!
Gather your pitchforks and lanterns!
Kinda exciting being a fugitive
Careful now.
It's sacrifice day tomorrow, it could be you
Can't be if I'm exiled though can I? "
You can be exiled after being sacrificed.
We are an accommodating people |
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By *igmaMan
over a year ago
Yorkshire |
"Remember that conversation we had about forum profiles...???
Urinusmaximus has his own rememberance area.
Complete with a statue showing his magnificence with an inbuilt water fountain
Fitting tribute to the great man!
I’ll give you kudos for no mention of the word Fora!!
...or forumite
His memory shall live on forever
I'm not sure if I should add to it periodically, like an update thing, or just leave it as is, and do status updates?
X"
Maybe you could annually commemorate Urinus’s passing by pissing in the water feature?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like it. But I'd forever be wandering and exiled as brown sauce is the only way for a bacon buttie
Sacrilege!
Come one and all!
Gather your pitchforks and lanterns!
Kinda exciting being a fugitive
Careful now.
It's sacrifice day tomorrow, it could be you
Can't be if I'm exiled though can I?
You can be exiled after being sacrificed.
We are an accommodating people "
But what I already had a bacon sandwich and brown sauce today |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Remember that conversation we had about forum profiles...???
Urinusmaximus has his own rememberance area.
Complete with a statue showing his magnificence with an inbuilt water fountain
Fitting tribute to the great man!
I’ll give you kudos for no mention of the word Fora!!
...or forumite
His memory shall live on forever
I'm not sure if I should add to it periodically, like an update thing, or just leave it as is, and do status updates?
X
Maybe you could annually commemorate Urinus’s passing by pissing in the water feature? "
That's an excellent proposal.
I'll forward a request to the village elders so that we all gather for a golden shower ceremony |
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By *igmaMan
over a year ago
Yorkshire |
"Remember that conversation we had about forum profiles...???
Please share
Private business 
I'm nosey
Ask Mystique
No
Maybe?
Ok x
One should!!
One will when I can find his stinky ass"
Has he not had his Christmas Douche? |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Remember that conversation we had about forum profiles...???
Please share
Private business
I'm nosey
Ask Mystique
No
Maybe?
Ok x
One should!!
One will when I can find his stinky ass
Has he not had his Christmas Douche?"
Na |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I like it. But I'd forever be wandering and exiled as brown sauce is the only way for a bacon buttie
Sacrilege!
Come one and all!
Gather your pitchforks and lanterns!
Kinda exciting being a fugitive
Careful now.
It's sacrifice day tomorrow, it could be you
Can't be if I'm exiled though can I?
You can be exiled after being sacrificed.
We are an accommodating people
But what I already had a bacon sandwich and brown sauce today "
"Oi Igor can you hear me?"
"Yes Mistress"
"Right, convene the elders immediately! We have an urgent matter requiring our attention. Make sure the leather restraints are in place and the cucumbers are at the ready."
"Yes Mistress, immediately Mistress" |
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By *igmaMan
over a year ago
Yorkshire |
"Remember that conversation we had about forum profiles...???
Urinusmaximus has his own rememberance area.
Complete with a statue showing his magnificence with an inbuilt water fountain
Fitting tribute to the great man!
I’ll give you kudos for no mention of the word Fora!!
...or forumite
His memory shall live on forever
I'm not sure if I should add to it periodically, like an update thing, or just leave it as is, and do status updates?
X
Maybe you could annually commemorate Urinus’s passing by pissing in the water feature?
That's an excellent proposal.
I'll forward a request to the village elders so that we all gather for a golden shower ceremony "
Quite windy up in the 7th Realm
Don’t wanna get caught pissing in the wind! |
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By *igmaMan
over a year ago
Yorkshire |
"Remember that conversation we had about forum profiles...???
Please share
Private business
I'm nosey
Ask Mystique
No
Maybe?
Ok x
One should!!
One will when I can find his stinky ass
Has he not had his Christmas Douche?
Na"
Hopefully next year?! |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Remember that conversation we had about forum profiles...???
Please share
Private business
I'm nosey
Ask Mystique
No
Maybe?
Ok x
One should!!
One will when I can find his stinky ass
Has he not had his Christmas Douche?
Na
Hopefully next year?!"
You can rim him |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Remember that conversation we had about forum profiles...???
Urinusmaximus has his own rememberance area.
Complete with a statue showing his magnificence with an inbuilt water fountain
Fitting tribute to the great man!
I’ll give you kudos for no mention of the word Fora!!
...or forumite
His memory shall live on forever
I'm not sure if I should add to it periodically, like an update thing, or just leave it as is, and do status updates?
X
Maybe you could annually commemorate Urinus’s passing by pissing in the water feature?
That's an excellent proposal.
I'll forward a request to the village elders so that we all gather for a golden shower ceremony
Quite windy up in the 7th Realm
Don’t wanna get caught pissing in the wind!"
That's very wise.
"Oi Igor"
"Yes Mistress, tell the elders the Urinusmaximus ceremony can only take place when the wind is blowing south, south you get me!"
"Yes Mistress, will that be all?"
"Can you tell Natalie that her 'services' are required here in the watchtower, I need warming up"
"Yes Mistress, of course Mistress" |
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By *igmaMan
over a year ago
Yorkshire |
"Remember that conversation we had about forum profiles...???
Please share
Private business
I'm nosey
Ask Mystique
No
Maybe?
Ok x
One should!!
One will when I can find his stinky ass
Has he not had his Christmas Douche?
Na
Hopefully next year?!
You can rim him "
I’m busy washing my hair that night ...unfortunately
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"Remember that conversation we had about forum profiles...???
Please share
Private business
I'm nosey
Ask Mystique
No
Maybe?
Ok x
One should!!
One will when I can find his stinky ass
Has he not had his Christmas Douche?
Na
Hopefully next year?!
You can rim him
I’m busy washing my hair that night ...unfortunately
"
i thought you are bald |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Remember that conversation we had about forum profiles...???
Please share
Private business
I'm nosey
Ask Mystique
No
Maybe?
Ok x
One should!!
One will when I can find his stinky ass
Has he not had his Christmas Douche?
Na
Hopefully next year?!
You can rim him
I’m busy washing my hair that night ...unfortunately
"
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Remember that conversation we had about forum profiles...???
Please share
Private business
I'm nosey
Ask Mystique
No
Maybe?
Ok x
One should!!
One will when I can find his stinky ass
Has he not had his Christmas Douche?
Na
Hopefully next year?!
You can rim him
I’m busy washing my hair that night ...unfortunately
i thought you are bald "
Nope wheres a wig x |
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By *igmaMan
over a year ago
Yorkshire |
"Remember that conversation we had about forum profiles...???
Please share
Private business
I'm nosey
Ask Mystique
No
Maybe?
Ok x
One should!!
One will when I can find his stinky ass
Has he not had his Christmas Douche?
Na
Hopefully next year?!
You can rim him
I’m busy washing my hair that night ...unfortunately
i thought you are bald
Nope wheres a wig x"
I stole it off Donald |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Remember that conversation we had about forum profiles...???
Please share
Private business
I'm nosey
Ask Mystique
No
Maybe?
Ok x
One should!!
One will when I can find his stinky ass
Has he not had his Christmas Douche?
Na
Hopefully next year?!
You can rim him
I’m busy washing my hair that night ...unfortunately
i thought you are bald
Nope wheres a wig x
I stole it off Donald"
Duck |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"20 out 10 sis you just made me giggle x
You can move to our village anytime 
Yes please sounds a fun village x "
We have lots of entertainment.
Maybes I should expand on that tomorrow to show the fun we have |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"20 out 10 sis you just made me giggle x
You can move to our village anytime
Yes please sounds a fun village x
We have lots of entertainment.
Maybes I should expand on that tomorrow to show the fun we have "
Yes you should most definitely lol x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"20 out 10 sis you just made me giggle x
You can move to our village anytime
Yes please sounds a fun village x
We have lots of entertainment.
Maybes I should expand on that tomorrow to show the fun we have
Yes you should most definitely lol x"
Any ideas what I could include? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"20 out 10 sis you just made me giggle x
You can move to our village anytime
Yes please sounds a fun village x
We have lots of entertainment.
Maybes I should expand on that tomorrow to show the fun we have
Yes you should most definitely lol x
Any ideas what I could include?"
Not shour lol x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"20 out 10 sis you just made me giggle x
You can move to our village anytime
Yes please sounds a fun village x
We have lots of entertainment.
Maybes I should expand on that tomorrow to show the fun we have
Yes you should most definitely lol x
Any ideas what I could include?
Not shour lol x"
I shall have a think.
Maybes add something about my servant who is called Igor |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"20 out 10 sis you just made me giggle x
You can move to our village anytime
Yes please sounds a fun village x
We have lots of entertainment.
Maybes I should expand on that tomorrow to show the fun we have
Yes you should most definitely lol x
Any ideas what I could include?
Not shour lol x
I shall have a think.
Maybes add something about my servant who is called Igor "
Ha ha lol that be a good one x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"As lovely as your village sounds, as a travelling brown sauce salesman, I think I should steer clear of it  "
That's probably for the best, but our enemy village love brown sauce, give them a shout |
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"As lovely as your village sounds, as a travelling brown sauce salesman, I think I should steer clear of it
That's probably for the best, but our enemy village love brown sauce, give them a shout "
Tempting, but I may stay away from them too.
Wouldn't want to become your enemy by association with them. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"As lovely as your village sounds, as a travelling brown sauce salesman, I think I should steer clear of it
That's probably for the best, but our enemy village love brown sauce, give them a shout
Tempting, but I may stay away from them too.
Wouldn't want to become your enemy by association with them. "
We are improving our defence systems but are still vulnerable to attack, hence why I'm sat in this stupid watchtower keeping look tonight.
And it's cold 
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By (user no longer on site)
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"As lovely as your village sounds, as a travelling brown sauce salesman, I think I should steer clear of it
That's probably for the best, but our enemy village love brown sauce, give them a shout
Tempting, but I may stay away from them too.
Wouldn't want to become your enemy by association with them.
We are improving our defence systems but are still vulnerable to attack, hence why I'm sat in this stupid watchtower keeping look tonight.
And it's cold
"
Quite rubbish defence system. I managed to get through to bring you this hot chocolate and to keep you company.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"As lovely as your village sounds, as a travelling brown sauce salesman, I think I should steer clear of it
That's probably for the best, but our enemy village love brown sauce, give them a shout
Tempting, but I may stay away from them too.
Wouldn't want to become your enemy by association with them.
We are improving our defence systems but are still vulnerable to attack, hence why I'm sat in this stupid watchtower keeping look tonight.
And it's cold
Quite rubbish defence system. I managed to get through to bring you this hot chocolate and to keep you company. "
You're a hardy lot in this village. Despite this cold, you managed to end the festivities naked and have an orgy.
However, you're easily distracted by said festivities seeing as no one saw me slip into your village whilst munching on my bacon sandwich with the brown sauce, which I don't even like. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"As lovely as your village sounds, as a travelling brown sauce salesman, I think I should steer clear of it
That's probably for the best, but our enemy village love brown sauce, give them a shout
Tempting, but I may stay away from them too.
Wouldn't want to become your enemy by association with them.
We are improving our defence systems but are still vulnerable to attack, hence why I'm sat in this stupid watchtower keeping look tonight.
And it's cold
Quite rubbish defence system. I managed to get through to bring you this hot chocolate and to keep you company.
You're a hardy lot in this village. Despite this cold, you managed to end the festivities naked and have an orgy.
However, you're easily distracted by said festivities seeing as no one saw me slip into your village whilst munching on my bacon sandwich with the brown sauce, which I don't even like."
I fell asleep on duty.
Please don't tell the elders.
They take this stuff very seriously |
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"As lovely as your village sounds, as a travelling brown sauce salesman, I think I should steer clear of it
That's probably for the best, but our enemy village love brown sauce, give them a shout
Tempting, but I may stay away from them too.
Wouldn't want to become your enemy by association with them.
We are improving our defence systems but are still vulnerable to attack, hence why I'm sat in this stupid watchtower keeping look tonight.
And it's cold
Quite rubbish defence system. I managed to get through to bring you this hot chocolate and to keep you company.
You're a hardy lot in this village. Despite this cold, you managed to end the festivities naked and have an orgy.
However, you're easily distracted by said festivities seeing as no one saw me slip into your village whilst munching on my bacon sandwich with the brown sauce, which I don't even like."
See... I'm a really good salesman if I can get you eating it when you don't even like it! |
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