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over a year ago
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Housemate on nights. This house gets toasty hot upstairs and freezing downstairs.
So, in order for sleeping friend not to sweat to death in their sleep, I am downstairs in dressing gown and 2 fluffy blankets to keep warm till 2pm |
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over a year ago
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"Fucking Freezing!! I could probably snap my cock off as well for how cold it is .
Someone come warm me up please  "
I feel bad for how much I snort-laughed at that  sorrryyyyyyy x |
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"Housemate on nights. This house gets toasty hot upstairs and freezing downstairs.
So, in order for sleeping friend not to sweat to death in their sleep, I am downstairs in dressing gown and 2 fluffy blankets to keep warm till 2pm "
Oh dear  |
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"Fucking Freezing!! I could probably snap my cock off as well for how cold it is .
Someone come warm me up please
I feel bad for how much I snort-laughed at that sorrryyyyyyy x"
No apology needed , if it cheered someone up then all good |
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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago
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"my heating is on to .maybe it tine to invest in thermals and tissues to blow your nose 
I have 2 T shirts a hoodie and my thick winter coat on . Not working "
but they are not thermals thermals are designed to keep u warm |
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"I can send you a steaming turd you can use as a hot coal?
If I didnt see who sent this , I would still know it was you  xx
I'm nothing if not consistent "
That's true , every turd you send looks the same |
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"Fucking Freezing!! I could probably snap my cock off as well for how cold it is .
Someone come warm me up please
I feel bad for how much I snort-laughed at that sorrryyyyyyy x"
I pictured a stick being jabbed down the frozen snapped off member.
"Lollypop?" |
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"Fucking Freezing!! I could probably snap my cock off as well for how cold it is .
Someone come warm me up please
I feel bad for how much I snort-laughed at that sorrryyyyyyy x
I pictured a stick being jabbed down the frozen snapped off member.
"Lollypop?""
Tbh I darent touch it |
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"Fucking Freezing!! I could probably snap my cock off as well for how cold it is .
Someone come warm me up please
I feel bad for how much I snort-laughed at that sorrryyyyyyy x
I pictured a stick being jabbed down the frozen snapped off member.
"Lollypop?"
Tbh I darent touch it "
Piss dribbles freezing mid flow |
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"Fucking Freezing!! I could probably snap my cock off as well for how cold it is .
Someone come warm me up please
I feel bad for how much I snort-laughed at that sorrryyyyyyy x
I pictured a stick being jabbed down the frozen snapped off member.
"Lollypop?"
Tbh I darent touch it
Piss dribbles freezing mid flow"
Yes. This. Like a scene from Day After Tomorrow  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Housemate on nights. This house gets toasty hot upstairs and freezing downstairs.
So, in order for sleeping friend not to sweat to death in their sleep, I am downstairs in dressing gown and 2 fluffy blankets to keep warm till 2pm "
I am exactly like you when my boyfriend works nights.
Her x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Housemate on nights. This house gets toasty hot upstairs and freezing downstairs.
So, in order for sleeping friend not to sweat to death in their sleep, I am downstairs in dressing gown and 2 fluffy blankets to keep warm till 2pm "
Christ Ivy you are one hot lady |
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"Housemate on nights. This house gets toasty hot upstairs and freezing downstairs.
So, in order for sleeping friend not to sweat to death in their sleep, I am downstairs in dressing gown and 2 fluffy blankets to keep warm till 2pm
Christ Ivy you are one hot lady "
Agreed |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm outside in a cardigan and fluffy slippers.... does that help warm you up?
Damn I thought you meant you were outside mine . Now I'm sad "
I was on my way, but I got to the gate at the end of the drive and realised I forgot my clothes  |
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"I'm outside in a cardigan and fluffy slippers.... does that help warm you up?
Damn I thought you meant you were outside mine . Now I'm sad
I was on my way, but I got to the gate at the end of the drive and realised I forgot my clothes "
I dont mind , honest |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm outside in a cardigan and fluffy slippers.... does that help warm you up?
Damn I thought you meant you were outside mine . Now I'm sad
I was on my way, but I got to the gate at the end of the drive and realised I forgot my clothes
I dont mind , honest "
The bus driver, train people, taxi guy and general public might mind. |
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"I'm outside in a cardigan and fluffy slippers.... does that help warm you up?
Damn I thought you meant you were outside mine . Now I'm sad
I was on my way, but I got to the gate at the end of the drive and realised I forgot my clothes
I dont mind , honest
The bus driver, train people, taxi guy and general public might mind."
Ah Fuck em ( not literally obvs ) |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm outside in a cardigan and fluffy slippers.... does that help warm you up?
Damn I thought you meant you were outside mine . Now I'm sad
I was on my way, but I got to the gate at the end of the drive and realised I forgot my clothes
I dont mind , honest
The bus driver, train people, taxi guy and general public might mind.
Ah Fuck em ( not literally obvs ) "
Ok (literally obvs ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do some dancing to keep warm.
Get the radio on and bust some moves.
Make sure you record it on your mobile.
I look forward to the videos later
I'll dance at home later for ya  "
We should set up a zoom conference call and have a virtual disco  |
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"Do some dancing to keep warm.
Get the radio on and bust some moves.
Make sure you record it on your mobile.
I look forward to the videos later
I'll dance at home later for ya
We should set up a zoom conference call and have a virtual disco "
Holy fuck that would be hilarious, for you anyway |
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"Soz for you OP but i am snug as a bug in front of a blazing log burner!!! 
Yeah thanks
I always aim to please lol 
I can see that "
I suppose i could ask one of the dogs to move out the way so you could sit next to logburner too lol |
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"Soz for you OP but i am snug as a bug in front of a blazing log burner!!!
Yeah thanks
I always aim to please lol
I can see that
I suppose i could ask one of the dogs to move out the way so you could sit next to logburner too lol "
Do I have to strip off?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I hope you're in the warm now Grumpy
I just got home from a freezing walk - I don't like it 
I'm considering a hot bubble bath with gin
Just to confirm it to the 'gym brahs' that I'm an alcoholic  |
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