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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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For example, I’ve got a gang of squirrels that come in my garden, take the nuts from the bird feeders and then leave little post it notes behind saying things like ‘This one needs toping up, lmfao!’ and ‘Cashew number 4 please!’ Always signed off with ‘All the best, Chris and the Bushy Tail Crew’ I will not rest till this group of reprobates are defeated, or at the very least till they have apologised and bring my nuts back.
So, what battle are you currently fighting ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cashew made me chuckle.
I’m not fighting any battles currently.
I might pick a fight with something or someone tomorrow and report back."
Always best to be a lover not a fighter, also always best not to be informed, once you’re informed that’s when the problems start. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Battling with my inner demons about that last tub of unopened Quality Street...Should I open it?? Omg, those big purple ones though!
I battled and now I am not speaking to myself...Quiet night for me then with Quality Street  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hirsutism. I pull out the hairs and bastards regrown. What gives??? I will win this battle. I will be as smooth as a greased eel. "
Is hirsutism like stoicism ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Squirrels are little bastards really  "
That’s cause they’re always on a dare, whenever you see one squirrel up to no good there’s another 4 up a tree egging him on. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Battling with my inner demons about that last tub of unopened Quality Street...Should I open it?? Omg, those big purple ones though!
I battled and now I am not speaking to myself...Quiet night for me then with Quality Street "
Sure it’s not a sewing kit inside the tin ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hirsutism. I pull out the hairs and bastards regrown. What gives??? I will win this battle. I will be as smooth as a greased eel.
Is hirsutism like stoicism ?"
No, but stoicism is required when dealing with hirsutism |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The cat and I are waging a years long battle against each other for supremacy of the Comfy Cushion Nearest the Fire. She is winning today. Tomorrow I will defeat her. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Battling with my inner demons about that last tub of unopened Quality Street...Should I open it?? Omg, those big purple ones though!
I battled and now I am not speaking to myself...Quiet night for me then with Quality Street
Sure it’s not a sewing kit inside the tin ? "
This is me! I don't do domesticated crap like that! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hirsutism. I pull out the hairs and bastards regrown. What gives??? I will win this battle. I will be as smooth as a greased eel.
Is hirsutism like stoicism ?
No, but stoicism is required when dealing with hirsutism "
I’m trying studying the art of stoicism but it’s bloody hard, those squirrels keep distracting me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"With the cold. You'd think it was winter or something. 
I like the idea of winter, I just don’t want to be here when it happens. "
Same. I can look at a snowy day from a magazine picture if I have to  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"With the cold. You'd think it was winter or something.
I like the idea of winter, I just don’t want to be here when it happens.
Same. I can look at a snowy day from a magazine picture if I have to "
I’d prefer to Google winter when I’m in the Caribbean. |
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There are 3 squirrels that run across the top of my garden fence daily, it’s quite a long run. They all collide in the tree at the end and have a squabble and bit of a ruck then they all disappear off in different directions. Had I of been at work as normal I would of missed it!
Should I put nuts out or not? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The cat and I are waging a years long battle against each other for supremacy of the Comfy Cushion Nearest the Fire. She is winning today. Tomorrow I will defeat her.
No chance"
You're probably right  |
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"Battling with my inner demons about that last tub of unopened Quality Street...Should I open it?? Omg, those big purple ones though!
I battled and now I am not speaking to myself...Quiet night for me then with Quality Street
Sure it’s not a sewing kit inside the tin ? "
Or plaster and bandages |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hirsutism. I pull out the hairs and bastards regrown. What gives??? I will win this battle. I will be as smooth as a greased eel.
Is hirsutism like stoicism ?
No, but stoicism is required when dealing with hirsutism
I’m trying studying the art of stoicism but it’s bloody hard, those squirrels keep distracting me. "
If i fix your squirrel problem will you wax my bum? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I like to to take the high ground keep all my battles secret, that's why I only post cleverly disguised digs on Facebook and request that anyone who wants to know more inboxes me. I'm classy like that |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My upstairs neighbours "
Of course I'll tell you, thanks for asking 
They constantly make a noise till stupid o'clock keeping me awake, kids running about, banging, jumping all over.
I've explained I need my sleep for my early morning blood tests.
We've talked about it, I've put a letter through the door, I've banged on the ceiling, shouted and all sorts.
Now I've given up and I'm playing them at their own game.
I'm making as much noise as I can at 7am to wake those fukkas up and play them at their own game.
Hope that clears it up for you
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"For example, I’ve got a gang of squirrels that come in my garden, take the nuts from the bird feeders and then leave little post it notes behind saying things like ‘This one needs toping up, lmfao!’ and ‘Cashew number 4 please!’ Always signed off with ‘All the best, Chris and the Bushy Tail Crew’ I will not rest till this group of reprobates are defeated, or at the very least till they have apologised and bring my nuts back.
So, what battle are you currently fighting ? "
I always wondered why certain bird feeders were advertised as “squirrel proof”. Now I know why, those mouthy rascals! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"There are 3 squirrels that run across the top of my garden fence daily, it’s quite a long run. They all collide in the tree at the end and have a squabble and bit of a ruck then they all disappear off in different directions. Had I of been at work as normal I would of missed it!
Should I put nuts out or not? "
You could do, or leave a mini drum set, bass and guitar and see if they form a dub funk trio. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There are 3 squirrels that run across the top of my garden fence daily, it’s quite a long run. They all collide in the tree at the end and have a squabble and bit of a ruck then they all disappear off in different directions. Had I of been at work as normal I would of missed it!
Should I put nuts out or not? "
Have you ever made a squirrel spinner? They are great fun to watch  |
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"For example, I’ve got a gang of squirrels that come in my garden, take the nuts from the bird feeders and then leave little post it notes behind saying things like ‘This one needs toping up, lmfao!’ and ‘Cashew number 4 please!’ Always signed off with ‘All the best, Chris and the Bushy Tail Crew’ I will not rest till this group of reprobates are defeated, or at the very least till they have apologised and bring my nuts back.
So, what battle are you currently fighting ? "
I'm a passifist |
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"There are 3 squirrels that run across the top of my garden fence daily, it’s quite a long run. They all collide in the tree at the end and have a squabble and bit of a ruck then they all disappear off in different directions. Had I of been at work as normal I would of missed it!
Should I put nuts out or not?
You could do, or leave a mini drum set, bass and guitar and see if they form a dub funk trio. "
Lmao I think I’ll stick with nuts! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I like to to take the high ground keep all my battles secret, that's why I only post cleverly disguised digs on Facebook and request that anyone who wants to know more inboxes me. I'm classy like that "
Good thinking, that way it creates mystery and is also slightly annoying for your Facebook friends. |
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"There are 3 squirrels that run across the top of my garden fence daily, it’s quite a long run. They all collide in the tree at the end and have a squabble and bit of a ruck then they all disappear off in different directions. Had I of been at work as normal I would of missed it!
Should I put nuts out or not?
Have you ever made a squirrel spinner? They are great fun to watch "
No, perhaps I ought too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I like to to take the high ground keep all my battles secret, that's why I only post cleverly disguised digs on Facebook and request that anyone who wants to know more inboxes me. I'm classy like that
Good thinking, that way it creates mystery and is also slightly annoying for your Facebook friends. "
Totes. Live, Laugh, Love and all that... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The cat and I are waging a years long battle against each other for supremacy of the Comfy Cushion Nearest the Fire. She is winning today. Tomorrow I will defeat her.
You will never beat a cat, and you just have one!
I'm currently fighting a battle of wills against my 6 Maine Coons who are sitting in front of me, almost in a semi-circle, trying to exert their cat-powers of mind control over me to give them food. I tried them on a new cat food this evening and they weren't impressed. Two have fallen asleep where they sit, but the other 4 are keeping up the vigil. It's getting very hot and uncomfortable in here and I'm a little bit frightened "
6 Maine Coons!!! 
You have the best life ever! |
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
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"The cat and I are waging a years long battle against each other for supremacy of the Comfy Cushion Nearest the Fire. She is winning today. Tomorrow I will defeat her."
Cats rule the earth; you'll only win because it suits your cat let you.
The cat is the real evil genius in the Bond films; Blofeld is it's pet mwuha ha ha.... Meooow |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I like to to take the high ground keep all my battles secret, that's why I only post cleverly disguised digs on Facebook and request that anyone who wants to know more inboxes me. I'm classy like that
Good thinking, that way it creates mystery and is also slightly annoying for your Facebook friends.
Totes. Live, Laugh, Love and all that..."
Only 450 sleeps before my holibobs. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"For example, I’ve got a gang of squirrels that come in my garden, take the nuts from the bird feeders and then leave little post it notes behind saying things like ‘This one needs toping up, lmfao!’ and ‘Cashew number 4 please!’ Always signed off with ‘All the best, Chris and the Bushy Tail Crew’ I will not rest till this group of reprobates are defeated, or at the very least till they have apologised and bring my nuts back.
So, what battle are you currently fighting ?
I'm a passifist "
There’s always the emotional battle we have with ourselves, unless you are zen then it’s all cool. |
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"The cat and I are waging a years long battle against each other for supremacy of the Comfy Cushion Nearest the Fire. She is winning today. Tomorrow I will defeat her.
No chance
You're probably right "
She’s definitely right.
Mine wins every time |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"My upstairs neighbours
Of course I'll tell you, thanks for asking
They constantly make a noise till stupid o'clock keeping me awake, kids running about, banging, jumping all over.
I've explained I need my sleep for my early morning blood tests.
We've talked about it, I've put a letter through the door, I've banged on the ceiling, shouted and all sorts.
Now I've given up and I'm playing them at their own game.
I'm making as much noise as I can at 7am to wake those fukkas up and play them at their own game.
Hope that clears it up for you
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Hope you can resolve it, that’s very unreasonable of them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My upstairs neighbours
Of course I'll tell you, thanks for asking
They constantly make a noise till stupid o'clock keeping me awake, kids running about, banging, jumping all over.
I've explained I need my sleep for my early morning blood tests.
We've talked about it, I've put a letter through the door, I've banged on the ceiling, shouted and all sorts.
Now I've given up and I'm playing them at their own game.
I'm making as much noise as I can at 7am to wake those fukkas up and play them at their own game.
Hope that clears it up for you
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That sounds horrendous |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"For example, I’ve got a gang of squirrels that come in my garden, take the nuts from the bird feeders and then leave little post it notes behind saying things like ‘This one needs toping up, lmfao!’ and ‘Cashew number 4 please!’ Always signed off with ‘All the best, Chris and the Bushy Tail Crew’ I will not rest till this group of reprobates are defeated, or at the very least till they have apologised and bring my nuts back.
So, what battle are you currently fighting ?
I always wondered why certain bird feeders were advertised as “squirrel proof”. Now I know why, those mouthy rascals! "
They always find away! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just be nice, it’s not hard. And lads if a woman says no or clearly isn’t interested then move on, don’t message her giving her abuse etc, grow up and realise your words can affect others. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The cat and I are waging a years long battle against each other for supremacy of the Comfy Cushion Nearest the Fire. She is winning today. Tomorrow I will defeat her."
You’ve still got the hot water bottle though ?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The cat and I are waging a years long battle against each other for supremacy of the Comfy Cushion Nearest the Fire. She is winning today. Tomorrow I will defeat her.
You’ve still got the hot water bottle though ?! "
She took it from me at knife point and banned me from the living room. I'm currently sitting on the kitchen floor weeping into my green tea. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My neighbours upstairs making weird noises at 2am x and I don’t think it’s fucking "
Thank you for bumping this!! The OP made me proper laugh.
Wish I could remember who it was. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My neighbours upstairs making weird noises at 2am x and I don’t think it’s fucking
Thank you for bumping this!! The OP made me proper laugh.
Wish I could remember who it was."
it was a bloke who lives in a yurt in the shite and likes to vibe to dub raggae |
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"My neighbours upstairs making weird noises at 2am x and I don’t think it’s fucking
Thank you for bumping this!! The OP made me proper laugh.
Wish I could remember who it was.
it was a bloke who lives in a yurt in the shite and likes to vibe to dub raggae "
He's still here then, just not in a yurt anymore?  |
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"My neighbours upstairs making weird noises at 2am x and I don’t think it’s fucking
Thank you for bumping this!! The OP made me proper laugh.
Wish I could remember who it was."
City Jeans |
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"My neighbours upstairs making weird noises at 2am x and I don’t think it’s fucking
Thank you for bumping this!! The OP made me proper laugh.
Wish I could remember who it was.
City Jeans "
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