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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I popped on here thinking it was where I could purchase a great swingset.
My mate said they got a fab one from here.
Not sure how he's going to look tied up in the back garden though. Ho hum |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I popped on here thinking it was where I could purchase a great swingset.
My mate said they got a fab one from here.
Not sure how he's going to look tied up in the back garden though. Ho hum"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It would be an opportunity to burn bridges and stomp my foot and spit my dummy out before slamming the door and hitting myself on the arse on the way out. "
Yolo do it unleash your inner diva |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A few times it's been because I've engaged in a handful of private messages, so we're practically in a relationship now and I shouldn't be still posting or chatting publicly  |
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"It would be an opportunity to burn bridges and stomp my foot and spit my dummy out before slamming the door and hitting myself on the arse on the way out.
Yolo do it unleash your inner diva "
What? Again??   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There are too many single women flooding my inbox with pussy pics
It's really off-putting
Those hussies!!! "
I know right! Bet they wouldn't like it if it was the other way round  |
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"There are too many single women flooding my inbox with pussy pics
It's really off-putting "
Sorry about that 
I should leave as I can’t help but send photos of my undercarriage to people who haven’t asked to see it.
When I leave though I will start a thread saying I am going and would like everyone to beg me to stay. |
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By *iffyjeffMan
over a year ago
I'll go to town |
"I popped on here thinking it was where I could purchase a great swingset.
My mate said they got a fab one from here.
Not sure how he's going to look tied up in the back garden though. Ho hum"
This made is funny as fucking fuck |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well no one FAB's my cock pics
I've not had a meet and ive been on here 3 weeks
Non of the sexy ladies answear my messages.
All I get it blokes wanting to do press ups in my bum.
Need I go on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Because I get far too grumpy when people completely misunderstand the purpose of a post/question, and instead use the opportunity to troll.
On the plus side of life , I’ve only got home-schooling my 2 children and my job to try and manage!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Because I've run out of funny status updates to write."
Say it aint so!!!
Some of these comments are hilarious. Im off to moan about how funny you fabbers are |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Apparently I'm not allowed to come on here and moan according to some folk on here .
Tough, I'm sticking around  "
. I read that. I stuck to my New Years resolution and stayed out of it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There are too many single women flooding my inbox with pussy pics
It's really off-putting
Sorry about that
I should leave as I can’t help but send photos of my undercarriage to people who haven’t asked to see it.
When I leave though I will start a thread saying I am going and would like everyone to beg me to stay. "
It would be the opposite on my thready where everyone begs me to go |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Apparently I'm not allowed to come on here and moan according to some folk on here .
Tough, I'm sticking around
. I read that. I stuck to my New Years resolution and stayed out of it
Well done Nora. I should maybe take a leaf out of your book. You can almost guess which people will say what on some threads. It's all entertaining "
Haha yes you really can! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Apparently I'm not allowed to come on here and moan according to some folk on here .
Tough, I'm sticking around
. I read that. I stuck to my New Years resolution and stayed out of it
Well done Nora. I should maybe take a leaf out of your book. You can almost guess which people will say what on some threads. It's all entertaining
Haha yes you really can! "
i have a small cock going bald and hideously ugly. That will do it?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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".....because my vag has sealed up "
Have got a handy vag lube dispenser here. 2 pumps is all it takes.
Wanted to pitch it on dragons den but bloody BBC said it wasn't appropriate...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Because I’m a desperate, ignorant, shit-swinging-time wasting-wank-shaft and so far up my own arse I can only see when I open my mouth. "
That is not an appropriate reason to leave!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because disabled chicks aren't hot. Apparently 
Good job us lovely folk have a sense of humour isn't it. You HAVE to stick around, pleeeaaase.
Pah. It'd take more than that to get rid of us "
Plus I’ve nicked your chair. |
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"Because disabled chicks aren't hot. Apparently
Good job us lovely folk have a sense of humour isn't it. You HAVE to stick around, pleeeaaase.
Pah. It'd take more than that to get rid of us
Plus I’ve nicked your chair."
Damn, I'm not as quick on crutches |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I should leave fab because I’m worth more.
Really... what is a guy like me doing on here?
I could be a catalogue model.
You probably could whisk me away and give me the life I deserve.
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"Because my red tie attracts more than i do lol haha
Don’t know why that tickled me so much  "
Hey there, pleased you weren't scared away today from today's earlier posts. There can be some 'vocal' folk on here but some of us are nice |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I should leave because what was up has now slid down, and what was form has now dried up  "
I've got the Super Fresco wallpaper jingle stuck in my head now! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I moan too much! ffs thats tickled me.
Why should YOU leave fab?
Daft replies only. Or serious ones lmao. "
My staggering penile might has the potential to be fatal if unleashed at full capacity, and I can’t in good conscience risk any of the fine ladies of Fab falling victim to it. |
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"Because I’m a desperate, ignorant, shit-swinging-time wasting-wank-shaft and so far up my own arse I can only see when I open my mouth. "
Jeez, hold a grudge, much?
I only called it you the once.... |
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"I moan too much! ffs thats tickled me.
Why should YOU leave fab?
Daft replies only. Or serious ones lmao.
My staggering penile might has the potential to be fatal if unleashed at full capacity, and I can’t in good conscience risk any of the fine ladies of Fab falling victim to it."
Us innocent ladies would never cope |
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"Because I don’t send a dick pic in the first message
But you do send them, occasionally?.
Only the once as I was told they couldn’t look at sausages in the same way anymore "
I did require glasses soon after, yes |
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"Because I don’t send a dick pic in the first message
But you do send them, occasionally?.
Only the once as I was told they couldn’t look at sausages in the same way anymore
I did require glasses soon after, yes "
it was the eye strain |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I moan too much! ffs thats tickled me.
Why should YOU leave fab?
Daft replies only. Or serious ones lmao.
My staggering penile might has the potential to be fatal if unleashed at full capacity, and I can’t in good conscience risk any of the fine ladies of Fab falling victim to it.
Us innocent ladies would never cope "
Which is why I sacrifice my own happiness for your combined safety.
You’re welcome. 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I should leave fab because paint dries quicker than it takes to receive a message or reply and the only thing quicker is watching your message come back with a bit fat line though it boo boo |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I should leave fab to go work at a Chinese takeaway lol my name keeps making everyone hungry
It really does!
Even making myself hungry now lol "
Do you offer a vegetarian option? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because I’m a desperate, ignorant, shit-swinging-time wasting-wank-shaft and so far up my own arse I can only see when I open my mouth.
That is not an appropriate reason to leave!!!! "
No I didn’t think so, so I stayed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because I’m a desperate, ignorant, shit-swinging-time wasting-wank-shaft and so far up my own arse I can only see when I open my mouth.
Jeez, hold a grudge, much?
I only called it you the once...."
It was all the others that did that made me dig my heels in and stay |
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I should leave as I am always inundated with messages from intelligent, adventurous, kinky and beautiful women.
To be honest i cant keep up, nor do i have enough time in the day to reply to everyone.
sigh |
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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago
Chinese Takeaway near you |
"I should leave fab to go work at a Chinese takeaway lol my name keeps making everyone hungry
It really does!
Even making myself hungry now lol
Do you offer a vegetarian option? "
I got mouthwatering spring rolls |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because at Christmas my mum borrowed my phone and started innocently swiping through my photos and I nearly had an actual heart attack! "
You need to get yourself a photo vault |
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"Because at Christmas my mum borrowed my phone and started innocently swiping through my photos and I nearly had an actual heart attack!
You need to get yourself a photo vault "
Which is brill and you think you're safe then there's that one random photo you forgot to put in it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"... I'm giving too many guys VSE. If you want to know what it is, watch my video on my profile.
Can't you just tell us?"
Virtual Sarah Effect - never ending pre-cum |
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